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    Thread: I now own part of the ugliest car in the world.

    1. 10-24-2011 12:35 PM #106
      Quote Originally Posted by muffintop View Post
      ...jumped it from an upper tier parking lot to the lower (about a 5 foot drop), then we left it in some parking lot...
      OT but... My buddy did the same thing in his 96 stratus! But it wasn't intentional. Christmas eve a few years back, we decide to slide and screw around in a mall parking lot. First people there, so no tracks, just perfect untouched snow. Well he guns it across the lot, all i remember is a loud smashing sound, a violent lurch, the feeling of a good three foot free fall, another impact, followed closely by my head smashing the dash. Easily one of the most confusing moments of my life. Turns out since the snow was untouched the two lots appeared to be even. You couldn't even see the curb or the drop until you were standing at it. Car was effed up bad, fluids everywhere, and needed a tow.

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      10-24-2011 12:35 PM #107
      Yeah i'm really disappointed. It's lame.

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      10-24-2011 01:45 PM #108
      I love that all of you seem to think thermite is an explosive. The kind people typically refer to simply burns incredibly hot and produces molten iron.

      Aluminium and iron oxide powders, mix it...light it with a magnesium strip....We did it in my highschool chemistry class. It's all readily available from laboratory suppliers.

      That said...just because it's not an explosion doesn't mean it's not awesome.
      Last edited by Robstr; 10-24-2011 at 01:49 PM.

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      10-24-2011 01:53 PM #109
      Man, if this happened in California, 49 states of haters would be all over this. Like flies on ****.

    5. 10-26-2011 12:46 PM #110
      That's just a start, didn't want to kill it straight away...

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      10-26-2011 12:51 PM #111
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      10-27-2011 02:39 PM #112
      Quote Originally Posted by Robstr View Post
      I love that all of you seem to think thermite is an explosive. The kind people typically refer to simply burns incredibly hot and produces molten iron.

      Aluminium and iron oxide powders, mix it...light it with a magnesium strip....We did it in my highschool chemistry class. It's all readily available from laboratory suppliers.

      That said...just because it's not an explosion doesn't mean it's not awesome.
      way back in the day they used to use thermite to weld railroad tracks together..

      Regardless, anything that burns with half the heat of a nuclear explosion is some fun stuff..
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    8. 12-19-2011 12:43 AM #113
      Due to the practicalities of blowing up a car without getting arrested, things have been plodding along slowly with the execution of the plan. But the car has just been towed 800km to our capital city, and is another step closer to being exploded.

      It looks a little secondhand after the dirt driving, but the bumper is inside the car.





      Quote Originally Posted by Southo View Post

      some pics from todays "adventure'


      Getting ready to leave


      Getting ready to leave


      Getting ready to leave


      Quick stop at Peats Ridge for a drink... LOTS of weird looks


      Lake George, time for a leg stretch and more embarrassment


      Safely delivered


      Safely delivered

    9. 12-19-2011 12:59 AM #114
      ...

      Quote Originally Posted by Southo View Post
      Here are a few screen grabs from the go pros..










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      12-19-2011 01:43 AM #115
      Quote Originally Posted by Rohan P View Post
      ...

      meh.... i really get the feeling you're trying too hard with this one...


      redeem yourselves and do something spectacular. that first destruction video was weak sauce at the best...

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      12-19-2011 02:04 AM #116
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    12. 12-19-2011 03:20 AM #117
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      meh.... i really get the feeling you're trying too hard with this one...


      redeem yourselves and do something spectacular. that first destruction video was weak sauce at the best...
      I'm sorry the dirt driving clip they did for laughs in the meantime did not meet your expectations...but we have been thinking of doing something interesting like blowing it up...

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      12-19-2011 06:59 AM #118
      There's always doing it like the Top Gear Hilux test.

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      12-19-2011 11:29 AM #119
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      12-19-2011 11:42 AM #120
      Quote Originally Posted by Rohan P View Post
      I'm sorry the dirt driving clip they did for laughs in the meantime did not meet your expectations...but we have been thinking of doing something interesting like blowing it up...
      don't apologize, do something awesome!

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      12-19-2011 12:09 PM #121
      In for results....
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    17. 02-28-2012 05:39 PM #122
      Well the Taurus was put down over the weekend with lots of fire. Video to come in the next week or so..
























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      02-28-2012 05:42 PM #123
      awesome
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      02-28-2012 05:46 PM #124
      This seems like a whole lotta time, effort, and money to accomplish nothing.

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      02-28-2012 05:47 PM #125
      damn that took a while! Looks a lot better now.
      pardon my 'merican

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      02-28-2012 05:49 PM #126
      +1 for fire
      - 1 for lack of explosives.

      Still at zero. There's still time to redeem yourself.
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      02-28-2012 05:49 PM #127
      Quote Originally Posted by Rohan P View Post
      You guys missed a spot, I can still see the ugly.
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      What, none of you watch reruns on TV?
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      I don't know about you but, I get angry and shout "IB4TL" when one comes on.

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      02-28-2012 05:51 PM #128
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      02-28-2012 05:56 PM #129
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      02-28-2012 06:01 PM #130
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    26. 02-28-2012 06:09 PM #131
      Now the waiting can begin for the fully detailed replica....Who will dare to do it?
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      02-28-2012 06:17 PM #132
      ^^^This!!

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      02-28-2012 06:59 PM #133
      looks so much better

      thanks for putting it down :beer:
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      02-28-2012 07:08 PM #134
      Still needs more explosions.
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      02-28-2012 08:17 PM #135
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      02-28-2012 08:51 PM #136
      oh my god lmao

      this has to be the greatest idea/thread Ive ever read on this site

    32. 02-29-2012 12:53 AM #137
      this fail could have been epic. that car should have been rigged with nitrous and taken to the nearest drag strip to wreck havoc. all this fire and brimstone stuff was blah at best.

    33. 04-21-2012 10:21 PM #138
      It's taken a while, but here's the video....


    34. 04-21-2012 10:50 PM #139
      Kinda weak to me, you could have done all kinds of things, this just looks like something illegals do on a daily basis around here...
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      04-21-2012 11:16 PM #140
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      This seems like a whole lotta time, effort, and money to accomplish nothing.
      You've just described life, maaaan.
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