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      09-16-2011 08:19 PM #1
      its a 1 in 3,200 chance that a 350 pound chunk of satellite will hit someone

      and 3 planets are suppose to align and cause a 7.0 or greater earthquake on earth..

      the world is coming to an end!!!!

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      09-16-2011 08:49 PM #2
      Quote Originally Posted by PnwAviationNut View Post

      the world is coming to an end!!!!
      only if the government officials who orchestrated 9/11 allow it to!
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      09-16-2011 08:51 PM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by PnwAviationNut View Post
      and 3 planets are suppose to align and cause a 7.0 or greater earthquake on earth..
      Predicting that there will be an earthquake somewhere on the planet is about as prophetic as saying somewhere on Earth it will rain.
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      09-16-2011 09:16 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
      Predicting that there will be an earthquake somewhere on the planet is about as prophetic as saying somewhere on Earth it will rain.
      there are thousands of quakes on earth everyday.

      and i'll throw my tinfoil hat on to prevent any falling satellites from hurting my head...
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      09-16-2011 09:25 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by PnwAviationNut View Post
      its a 1 in 3,200 chance that a 350 pound chunk of satellite will hit someone
      I knew I should have gotten a car with a sunroof!

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      09-17-2011 01:18 AM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by PnwAviationNut View Post
      its a 1 in 3,200 chance that a 350 pound chunk of satellite will hit someone
      Wat
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      09-17-2011 01:23 AM #8
      1 and 3200 chance, but thats actually a pretty high chance...

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      09-18-2011 11:53 PM #9
      theres a bet going around that my car will get hit. knowing my luck.. lol

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      09-19-2011 07:36 AM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
      1 and 3200 chance, but thats actually a pretty high chance...
      It is, indeed. Your chances of being hit by lightning are something like 1 in 300,000.

      All that said...why even look up, it isn't like you'll be able to get out of the way by the time you see it coming for you!

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      09-19-2011 08:05 AM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      only if the government officials who orchestrated 9/11 allow it to!

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      09-19-2011 08:16 AM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
      1 and 3200 chance, but thats actually a pretty high chance...
      If you stay perfectly still for the next seven days I can personally guarantee your safety.
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      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      If you stay perfectly still for the next seven days I can personally guarantee your safety.
      Being in America is like a 1 in 7 chance.
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      09-19-2011 10:58 AM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
      1 and 3200 chance, but thats actually a pretty high chance...
      I believe that's the chance that someone will be hit. I think that would mean the chances of you getting hit would be 1 in (3200/7,000,000,000) which would make your chances pretty damn microscopic.

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      09-19-2011 11:08 AM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by PnwAviationNut View Post
      and 3 planets are suppose to align and cause a 7.0 or greater earthquake on earth..
      How, exactly, are planet alignments supposed to cause earthquakes?
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      09-19-2011 11:11 AM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      How, exactly, are planet alignments supposed to cause earthquakes?
      Look muther****er, all I know is that the dawning of the age of aquarius can cause some messed up ****, a-ight?

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      09-19-2011 11:15 AM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      How, exactly, are planet alignments supposed to cause earthquakes?
      A conspiracy theorist friend was explaining this to me the other night. Apparently it's all about comet elenin and the recent ring of fire quakes.



      Apparently, the comet aligned with the planets or something right around the time of each of the quakes in the picture. The theory is that it will be closest to earth on the 28th, which will also be a day of planetary alignment or something, causing huge shifts and something something, and then california blows up.

      There's all sorts of conspiracies out there about this comet. Some legitimately believe it's an alien space craft. It recently broke apart (the official story being, that's what happens to comets as they come into the solar system), but the wingnuts are saying it was really the craft separating and there's some sort of thing about radiation released that wouldn't have been released by a comet and blah blah blah.

      Obviously, I'm not endorsing any of these theories. Just passing on what I heard. Googling "comet elenin + conspiracy" or something along those lines will get you all sorts of great fodder for a day of being bored at work.

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      09-19-2011 11:23 AM #20
      Oh, and here's a great article: http://digitaljournal.com/article/310950

      The comet is really another planet, with its own moons, that's headed towards earth. The ancient sumerians predicted its 3600 year orbit, it matches the mayan 2012 predictions, and nasa, the govt, and the "elite" know that it's headed our way in the next couple weeks. Which has something to do with why Obama has a meeting coming up Colorado (obvs, b/c it's heavily fortified and where NORAD is based and blah, blah, blah).

      I love the first comment on the article:

      Quote Originally Posted by conspiracy nut named Erick Davis
      It is in peoples nature and conditioning to be skeptical of anything they can't understand. I have been studying this stuff for years and not said anything...but now the evidence is adding up. Ask yourself..."why did NASA stop the shuttle program?"..."why was there an Earthquake on the East Coast of US a few weeks ago?"..."why are rich people buying underground shelters and converting them into Condos?"....why did Hurricane Irene follow the same path up the east coast of USA as the prior weeks Earthquake? why did we go to war with Iraq (where the ancient Sumerians started civilization and recorded history before the Bible was written) We have to seek and find the truth because it will not find you.
      End of space shuttle program + east coast earthquake + people building shelters + irene + war in iraq = evidence that ancient planet nibiru is going to crash into us next week

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      "The human race was genetically engineered by cloning monkeys and god material to work as slaves and worship their creators and the semi-gods they appointed to shepherd the slaves. That part of it is obvious."
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
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      09-19-2011 11:35 AM #23
      Do these ring of fire quakes have anything to do with the rectal quakes in my ring of fire region? Damn Indian food...
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      next religious girl i hook up with im gonna ask where she wants my god material to go.

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      09-19-2011 11:38 AM #26
      Comet Elenin, not a planet, but actually spaceships:

      Quote Originally Posted by exopolitics
      The main conference organizer, Kerry Cassidy, revealed that a number of anonymous whistleblowers had revealed that Elenin is a piloted spacecraft, and in fact was being trailed by a fleet of spacecraft. Hoagland claims that he has been confidentially told similarly by other whistleblowers of the artificial nature of Elenin. Dr Joseph Farrell agreed and claimed that Elenin was either an artificial object (controlled spacecraft) or a natural object placed in an artificial orbit. In probably the most significant observation of the conference, Hoagland claimed that Elenin was likely an "active torsion field generator."
      http://exopolitics.org/Exo-Comment-105.htm

    27. 09-19-2011 11:38 AM #27
      I was pondering why the satellite was getting bigger.. then it hit me.

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      09-19-2011 11:38 AM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      that goes against everything in the bible!!!
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      09-19-2011 11:39 AM #29


      Now, y'all settle down...siddown, relax, ain't gonna be no apocalypse...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
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      09-19-2011 11:51 AM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by GTiTOM View Post
      Comet Elenin, not a planet, but actually spaceships:



      http://exopolitics.org/Exo-Comment-105.htm
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      09-19-2011 11:53 AM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by GTiTOM View Post
      Comet Elenin, not a planet, but actually spaceships:



      http://exopolitics.org/Exo-Comment-105.htm
      Coming to hale your bopp any day now.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
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      Hey, guys, is tonight Haley's Comet?

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