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    09-27-2011 12:42 PM #1
    So I'm addicted to breakfast. Literally. I eat breakfast foods probably twice a day, 6 days a week. Especially waffles...I have a problem. With waffles.

    But today I was kind of hungry, so I made this.

    Sweet plate bro



    Syrup.



    Open wide



    Defeated



    /CSB

    I'm gonna go have a heartattack now.
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    09-27-2011 12:45 PM #2
    add sausage gravy next time for extra arterial blockage
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    09-27-2011 12:45 PM #3
    no gravy and cheese, no care.
    epitome

    I need to follow this... "Not everything you eat has to, or should, taste really f*cking awesome. Sometimes you need to eat 'boring' food to stay healthy.

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    09-27-2011 12:45 PM #4
    Oh God I want that so badly right now. You missed some Cabot Seriously Sharp and Melinda's Extra Hot Sauce though.
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    09-27-2011 12:46 PM #5
    Picture of OP's sausage fingers and large belly are required

  6. 09-27-2011 12:46 PM #6
    Have to say that looks ****ing divine.

  7. 09-27-2011 12:47 PM #7
    french toasted waffle sandwich with egg, cheddar, ham, bacon, maple syrup.

    french toasting waffles is my new thing.. it's glorious.

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    09-27-2011 12:47 PM #8
    Holy fack

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    09-27-2011 12:48 PM #9
    Looks like it could use some Jack Dagnels Syrup.
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    09-27-2011 12:51 PM #10
    Thats a big ass sandwich!

    I've had people come over and made french toast, waffles, pancakes for dinner. People think its so odd that my family has always done that. I never really thought food should have a time frame
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    09-27-2011 12:54 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by SurferbobGolf View Post
    Looks like it could use some Jack Dagnels Syrup.
    ****in smart.

    To the gravy & cheese heads.....I'm not one for putting gravy on breakfast. I just douse it in syrup. Got no cheese either.

    Got something better? Come at me with your breakfast abominations then, bros.
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    09-27-2011 12:54 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse View Post
    french toasted waffle sandwich with egg, cheddar, ham, bacon, maple syrup.

    french toasting waffles is my new thing.. it's glorious.

    so simple yet i have never thought of it.
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    09-27-2011 12:56 PM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by 08-Jetta View Post
    Picture of OP's sausage
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  14. 09-27-2011 12:57 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    So I'm addicted to breakfast.

    Food

    /CSB

    I'm gonna go have a heartattack now.
    Don't know how close you are to Manchester, but Landmark Cafe on Main St makes Irish Eggs Benedict. Instead of Ham they use corned beef hash. Its wonderful.

    They also make Colorado (using cajun hollandaise sauce ) and Southern (biscuit and gravy) eggs benedict.

    Its my go to breakfast place.
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    09-27-2011 12:58 PM #15
    Manchester is a hike, I'm in Shelton. There's this little place here on Bridgeport Ave. called Billy D's, best bacon/egg/cheese sandwiches I've ever had, but that's really all they do.
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  16. 09-27-2011 01:04 PM #16
    At home on the weekends I'll often make the following:

    Fry salami slices to the point a lot of fat renders out and it starts to get crispy
    In said rendered fat, add diced onions, sliced pickled jalapenos
    Beat an egg, pour onto onions/peppers
    Cook, flip, add cheese.
    Sprinkle hot sauce on cheese, so as it melts it blends with the hot sauce, effectively making spicy gooey cheese.

    Toast your bread/bagel/tortilla. Spread mayo if one of the first two breads mentioned.

    Once cheese is melted, assemble sandwich with all the abov...salt/pepper to taste.
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    09-27-2011 01:16 PM #17
    I made the sexy apple pancakes with whipped cream for lunch on sunday.

    I love breakfast for any meal of the day.
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    09-27-2011 01:28 PM #19
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    09-27-2011 02:42 PM #20
    uh Senor......4 peices of bacon = Breakfast Fail.

    Breakfast IS bacon!

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    09-27-2011 02:43 PM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by .LSinLV. View Post
    uh Senor......4 peices of bacon = Breakfast Fail.
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    09-27-2011 03:39 PM #22
    God damn that looks delicious.
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    09-27-2011 04:09 PM #23
    I had a sandwich on the Jersey Shore called 'the heart attack'

    It was: eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, home fries, jalapenos, jack cheese, mayo, bbq sauce on a hoagie. And it was delightful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinnaker View Post
    I had a sandwich on the Jersey Shore called 'the heart attack'

    It was: eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, home fries, jalapenos, jack cheese, mayo, bbq sauce on a hoagie. And it was delightful.
    Similar to that, Ted's Montana Grill (I think its a small national chain...one in S Windsor CT) has a burger called the kitchen sink.

    Burger with a fried egg (over easy, so its runs all through the burger), bacon, ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce and a pile of other stuff. Oh, and they grill the bun in butter. Messy as ****, but quite tasty.
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    09-27-2011 04:15 PM #25
    This looks really foul... and yet, strangely delicious.
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    09-27-2011 04:17 PM #26
    Yuck. I'll stick with breakfast tacos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModernMaven View Post
    This looks really foul... and yet, strangely delicious.
    [16:24] <%SenorMike> whats foul about it
    [16:24] <%SenorMike> eggs are good, bacon is good, waffles are good, snausages are good

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    Yuck. I'll stick with breakfast tacos.
    of course the person from texas prefers tacos....
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    09-27-2011 04:53 PM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
    Similar to that, Ted's Montana Grill (I think its a small national chain...one in S Windsor CT) has a burger called the kitchen sink.

    Burger with a fried egg (over easy, so its runs all through the burger), bacon, ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce and a pile of other stuff. Oh, and they grill the bun in butter. Messy as ****, but quite tasty.
    Nice! There's one around the corner from my office, will have to have a looksie.

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    09-27-2011 05:01 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by duke of chucchinchilla View Post
    Yuck. I'll stick with breakfast burrito's
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    09-27-2011 05:02 PM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by NyteGTI View Post
    [16:24] <%SenorMike> whats foul about it
    [16:24] <%SenorMike> eggs are good, bacon is good, waffles are good, snausages are good
    I'm not a big fan of meat on meat.

    And yes, I am sure that is a euphemism for something else.
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    09-27-2011 05:04 PM #31
    I was with you until I saw syrup on eggs.
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    09-27-2011 05:04 PM #32
    white wonderbread, lettuce, fried egg, ham, bacon, syrup, pemeal bacon, cheese, white wonderbread.

    Don't ask me how it works when not toasted and including lettuce, but it ****ing does.
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    09-27-2011 05:09 PM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
    I was with you until I saw syrup on eggs.
    Normally I do ketchup on eggs, but everything else called for syrup. Majority rule type of thing. It's not terrible.
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    09-27-2011 05:24 PM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    Normally I do ketchup on eggs, but everything else called for syrup. Majority rule type of thing. It's not terrible.
    I'm more of a spicy man myself. The missus whips up an excellente salsa in the blender with my home grown jalapenos that I enjoy with breakfast. Until I finish my coffee.

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    09-27-2011 05:48 PM #35
    Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
    Burger with a fried egg (over easy, so its runs all through the burger), bacon, ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce and a pile of other stuff. Oh, and they grill the bun in butter. Messy as ****, but quite tasty.
    A real-life Good Morning Burger??

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