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    Thread: I am the King of Breakfast.

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      09-27-2011 04:17 PM #26
      Yuck. I'll stick with breakfast tacos.

    2. 09-27-2011 04:26 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by ModernMaven View Post
      This looks really foul... and yet, strangely delicious.
      [16:24] whats foul about it
      [16:24] eggs are good, bacon is good, waffles are good, snausages are good

      Quote Originally Posted by duke of chucchinchilla View Post
      Yuck. I'll stick with breakfast tacos.
      of course the person from texas prefers tacos....
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      09-27-2011 04:53 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
      Similar to that, Ted's Montana Grill (I think its a small national chain...one in S Windsor CT) has a burger called the kitchen sink.

      Burger with a fried egg (over easy, so its runs all through the burger), bacon, ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce and a pile of other stuff. Oh, and they grill the bun in butter. Messy as ****, but quite tasty.
      Nice! There's one around the corner from my office, will have to have a looksie.

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      09-27-2011 05:01 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by duke of chucchinchilla View Post
      Yuck. I'll stick with breakfast burrito's
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      The boobs. I am waiting on the boobs here.

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      09-27-2011 05:02 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by NyteGTI View Post
      [16:24] whats foul about it
      [16:24] eggs are good, bacon is good, waffles are good, snausages are good
      I'm not a big fan of meat on meat.

      And yes, I am sure that is a euphemism for something else.
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      09-27-2011 05:04 PM #31
      I was with you until I saw syrup on eggs.
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      09-27-2011 05:04 PM #32
      white wonderbread, lettuce, fried egg, ham, bacon, syrup, pemeal bacon, cheese, white wonderbread.

      Don't ask me how it works when not toasted and including lettuce, but it ****ing does.
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      09-27-2011 05:09 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
      I was with you until I saw syrup on eggs.
      Normally I do ketchup on eggs, but everything else called for syrup. Majority rule type of thing. It's not terrible.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      09-27-2011 05:24 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      Normally I do ketchup on eggs, but everything else called for syrup. Majority rule type of thing. It's not terrible.
      I'm more of a spicy man myself. The missus whips up an excellente salsa in the blender with my home grown jalapenos that I enjoy with breakfast. Until I finish my coffee.

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      09-27-2011 05:48 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
      Burger with a fried egg (over easy, so its runs all through the burger), bacon, ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce and a pile of other stuff. Oh, and they grill the bun in butter. Messy as ****, but quite tasty.
      A real-life Good Morning Burger??

      Everybody's dying, bitch; let's get you some fruit.

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      09-27-2011 06:00 PM #36
      "Gravy on everything please"

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      09-27-2011 07:04 PM #37
      You should have deep fried the whole thing. Fail.
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      09-27-2011 07:05 PM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by Spinnaker View Post
      I had a sandwich on the Jersey Shore called 'the heart attack'

      It was: eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, home fries, jalapenos, jack cheese, mayo, bbq sauce on a hoagie. And it was delightful.
      No pork-roll?

    14. 09-27-2011 07:51 PM #39
      I had two bacon and peanut butter sandwiches this morning....MMMMMMM....

      1) toast bread.
      2) make bacon.
      3) put peanut butter on bread.
      4) put bacon on peanut buttery bread.
      5) have heart attack.

      So simple, yet so f_cking delicious.

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      09-27-2011 08:16 PM #40
      That looks delicious OP. Absolutely delicious.

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      09-27-2011 08:35 PM #41
      I love breakfast. It's seriously the best meal ever especially when you have a variety of meats

      Mr. Swanson would be pleased


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      09-27-2011 11:01 PM #42
      Made this the other day. I'll usually do the onions and peppers with eggs pretty frequently, mushrooms too if I got em, but I had some left over London broil in the fridge. So I put the London broil in a bowl with some yoshida sauce and let it soak while I dry fried the onions/peppers, then dumped it in at the end just to heat it up. BANGIN. The yoshida sauce leaked onto the eggs a little and oh wow boobs. Double deez.

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      09-28-2011 04:09 PM #43
      Not breakfast, but this is today's Lunch Abomination.

      Bubba burger with 5 strips of bacon, 1 fried egg, and 3 sandwich steaks. Basic, but big & fat.

      Now go get your shinebox

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      09-28-2011 04:23 PM #44
      You're going to die.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by westsideseal View Post
      I want to start a fundamentalist bakery called "Let he who is without sin snatch the first scone"

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      09-28-2011 04:24 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post

      Mr. Swanson would be pleased

      Indeed!



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      09-28-2011 05:21 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      You're going to die.
      IDK why, but this had me out.

      And your lunch sandwich made my mouth water.

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      09-28-2011 07:11 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      I had two bacon and peanut butter sandwiches this morning....MMMMMMM....

      1) toast bread.
      2) make bacon.
      3) put peanut butter on bread.
      4) put bacon on peanut buttery bread.
      5) have heart attack.

      So simple, yet so f_cking delicious.
      Is this a real thing? It sounds so.... Intriguing.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      I'm sure a lot of these guys went home after the carwash and played a little hans solo.

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      09-28-2011 07:11 PM #48
      read this thread and immediately made
      1: 3 fried eggs
      2: 5 strips of bacon
      3: 4 pieces of bologna
      4: some left over over roasted turkey breast
      5: egg bagel

      make everything i fried the bologna and turkey in the egg drippings
      assemble: bottom of egg bagel,fried egg, bologna, small piece of turkey, ketchup, bacon, fried egg, bologna, turkey, fried egg, bacon, ketchup, top half of bagel, cut in half, demolish
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      09-28-2011 07:13 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by ThreadBomber View Post
      Is this a real thing? It sounds so.... Intriguing.
      It's a real thing. And it's real good. It's got this sweet-savory thing going on that's just amazing.
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      09-28-2011 07:20 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      It's a real thing. And it's real good. It's got this sweet-savory thing going on that's just amazing.
      Hmmm

      It's going on the to-do list
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      I'm sure a lot of these guys went home after the carwash and played a little hans solo.

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