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    Thread: Can Kim Kardashian even drive a Ferrari 458

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      10-04-2011 02:49 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by G2BForReal View Post
      But you do go on the internets right? Where you can listen to music, watch tv, and post on vortex. Do you go to the grocery store? Do they have magazines at the check out?
      The most recent music I have listened to came out in the early 2000's, I rarely watch TV, I do not bother to look at the trash rags(magazines at the checkouts)...
      I do not know how I would be expected to know about a skank like her.

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      10-04-2011 02:51 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      The most recent music I have listened to came out in the early 2000's, I rarely watch TV, I do not bother to look at the trash rags(magazines at the checkouts)...
      I do not know how I would be expected to know about a skank like her.
      We landed on the moon!

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      10-04-2011 02:53 PM #28
      She can drive the car fine, it's just like any other car.



      BTW I do not find her super hot, but Kourtney on the other hand...

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      10-04-2011 02:53 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Ducky 2.0T View Post
      We landed on the moon!
      Yes, we did.

    5. 10-04-2011 02:54 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by Tokyosmash View Post
      No, shes famous because her daddy helped OJ get away with it.
      it ? But there is no it if he didn't do IT

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      10-04-2011 02:56 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      The most recent music I have listened to came out in the early 2000's, I rarely watch TV, I do not bother to look at the trash rags(magazines at the checkouts)...
      I do not know how I would be expected to know about a skank like her.
      How do you know she's a skank then?
      Quote Originally Posted by 88c900t View Post
      Somebody, please quote this

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      10-04-2011 02:57 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by Pinstripe View Post
      How do you know she's a skank then?
      I had to open Google to find out about her, it was rather apparent after that.

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      10-04-2011 02:58 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      The most recent music I have listened to came out in the early 2000's, I rarely watch TV, I do not bother to look at the trash rags(magazines at the checkouts)...
      I do not know how I would be expected to know about a skank like her.

      Methinks you doth protest too much.
      I love cars, but the problem is they are like schroedinger's hobby. They're always in a quantum superstate of being both awesome and a huge waste of time and money... until observation momentarily forces them into one state or another.

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      10-04-2011 03:00 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris_V View Post
      then how do you know she's a skank? Hmm? She could be a nice girl that's simply hated on by jealous non-fans if you don't know anything about her. But you obviously DO know enough to call her names.
      Google is your friend.
      I searched when I saw the name and drew my conclusions from there...
      I did not find anything flattering towards her in my searching, at least nothing that in my eyes was flattering.

    10. 10-04-2011 03:04 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      The most recent music I have listened to came out in the early 2000's, I rarely watch TV, I do not bother to look at the trash rags(magazines at the checkouts)...
      I do not know how I would be expected to know about a skank like her.
      I didn't know hipsters drove pickups.
      Bowtie wearing, tattooed, Mini driver

      Quote Originally Posted by JalopnikMatt View Post
      Yeah, I've bypassed y'all and go straight to r/cars.

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      10-04-2011 03:06 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      The most recent music I have listened to came out in the early 2000's, I rarely watch TV, I do not bother to look at the trash rags(magazines at the checkouts)...
      I do not know how I would be expected to know about a skank like her.
      You've never seen her on a magazine in a checkout at a grocery store? Do you close your eyes while you're waiting in line and someone is ahead of you?

      You're full of crap, IHSB.

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      10-04-2011 03:06 PM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by cougar View Post
      I didn't know hipsters drove pickups.
      Hipsters are some of the most disgusting people in this town.
      I would rather spend a day with the homeless dudes body that died a week ago and has been sitting in the sun, than spend the day with the hipsters around here.

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      10-04-2011 03:08 PM #38
      Don't hate guys. If your dad's would be able to prevent OJ from going to jail, you'd be famous too.

      Besides, she's pretty hot.

      Look at your signature, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine, but if you stopped using your old signature and changed it to this one, it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a car forum, reading this signature.

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      10-04-2011 03:08 PM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      You've never seen her on a magazine in a checkout at a grocery store? Do you close your eyes while you're waiting in line and someone is ahead of you?
      I might have seen her, but I do not care about her or what she does.
      Someone brings up the name so I search and now I know why I did not care back then.

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      10-04-2011 03:09 PM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      I might have seen her, but I do not care about her or what she does.
      Someone brings up the name so I search and now I know why I did not care back then.
      You couldn't put 2 and 2 together and figure out that a chick that's on the cover of Cosmo isn't working on the Large Hadron Collider, eh?

    16. 10-04-2011 03:11 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      Google is your friend.
      I searched when I saw the name and drew my conclusions from there...
      I did not find anything flattering towards her in my searching, at least nothing that in my eyes was flattering.
      dude quit it.....the more you deny the more you lie

    17. 10-04-2011 03:12 PM #42
      Her dad was a lawyer for OJ Simpson. That's where the Kardashian name first got recognized. Her Step dad is Bruce Jenner, an Olympic Gold Medalist. Kim was known for hanging out with Paris Hilton who is the daughter and heir to the Hilton empire. Kim was brought into fame when her sex tape with Ray Jay, Brandi's brother, was released. Brandi was a famous young teen pop singer in the 90's who was compared to the likes of Mariah Carey and Whitney Huston. She has then used the fame to start a show about her family. She launched a clothing store and has done modeling. The money wasn't just handed to her. Because of her up bringing she certainly hasn't had it hard but she has had to work to maintain her lifestyle.

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      10-04-2011 03:12 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      You couldn't put 2 and 2 together and figure out that a chick that's on the cover of Cosmo isn't working on the Large Hadron Collider, eh?
      What does that have to do with her being a skank?

      And just because someone is on the cover of some trashy magazine doesn't mean they are not smart.
      There are quite a few hot smart girls out there.
      I guess not many in Florida though.

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      10-04-2011 03:14 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by DasHammer View Post
      What does that have to do with her being a skank?
      Stop complaining. You know you'd hit it.
      Look at your signature, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine, but if you stopped using your old signature and changed it to this one, it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a car forum, reading this signature.

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      10-04-2011 03:17 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by MightyDSM View Post
      Stop complaining. You know you'd hit it.


      Maybe if I was sh!tfaced But even then, now that I know who it is, I doubt that I would.

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      10-04-2011 03:18 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by Avus View Post
      why not?? All Ferrari are auto now.
      This. There's a reason it's called the MAN pedal. I don't care if dual clutch shifts faster, I want a 3rd pedal!

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      10-04-2011 03:19 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by C4 A6 View Post
      This. There's a reason it's called the MAN pedal. I don't care if dual clutch shifts faster, I want a 3rd pedal!
      Goes well with our third leg.

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      10-04-2011 03:20 PM #48
      And I'd hit it. However, after studying the Ray Jay video, she doesn't look like she gives super amazing cranium. But that body, mother of god.

    24. 10-04-2011 03:31 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by Jesse View Post
      she's famous for being hot.. there are a million like her, and she won't be the last..
      but she's not that hot
      Boiler Up!

      Make it three yards mother****er and we'll have an automobile race

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      10-04-2011 03:32 PM #50
      IHSB/Dashammer is the person that HAS to tell you that they don't own a tv.

      We don't care.
      so it goes... ಠ_ಠ

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