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    Thread: Used car ad pet peeves

    1. 11-28-2011 03:40 PM #1
      When looking at cars on autotrader, craigslist, here, etc, there are certain things people write that really irritate me.

      One - "dent/scratch/burn/tear/anal beads from previous owner." Seriously why put that? Does it really matter that the previous owner got a door ding whilst shopping at the mall once? Why not put "The anal beads and burn were mine (though unrelated) but the previous owner scratched the bumper."

      Two - "214,000 miles, but they are all highway miles." Why write this? There is no way to verify it, and what if it was driven by a maniac doing 120mph on the highway? FFS, stop trying to sugarcoat your high mileage piece of donkey piss.

      I'm sure there are more, but I want to see what irks TCL.

    2. 11-28-2011 03:41 PM #2
      "good condition"

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      11-28-2011 03:48 PM #3
      - Ads with no pictures, or pictures so bad they may as well not even bother.


      - Stating "no accidents", but when you go see them they confess to having no accidents SINCE BEING REBUILT. I f*cking HATE rebuilds. It should be law that you have to state it up front in the ad, if it isn't already a law...

      - "No rust" only to find the bodywork bubbling and cracking, with a few holes for good measure.

      When I sold my old 323, I was up-front about everything, posted an album full of large, clear photos, and I still sold it for profit over what I paid. You don't have to be a lying dickwad to make a decent sale.

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      11-28-2011 03:50 PM #4
      I'm not sure what's worse:

      1. Not listing the type of transmission, and not including a photo of the interior so I can at least figure it out.

      OR

      2. Listing your car as a manual because it has a tiptronic or other shiftable automatic.
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      11-28-2011 03:50 PM #5
      WHEN THEY WRITE IN ALL CAPS... and the words "tastefully modded".

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      11-28-2011 03:50 PM #6
      "Ran when parked"

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      11-28-2011 03:53 PM #7
      price down/per month/etc... instead of actual asking price.
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    8. 11-28-2011 03:53 PM #8
      This past weekend I came across a 2001 Ford Explorer on autotrader. It was advertised as 19,xxx miles for $5950. That's a good deal, but nothing crazy. So I called the dealer and he was going on and on about how it's a 1-owner car, owned by a nurse (who gives a flying twunt, why would I want a car driven by a woman that probably changes the oil once every 12,000 miles?!?), all highway miles, etc. So naturally I asked what is the mileage on the car, he replies 192,000. So either they are trying to lure people in with the "mistake" in their ad, or they are legitimately trying to sell their turd for twice it's worth. These things lead me to drinking, smoking, drugs, etc.

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      11-28-2011 03:54 PM #9
      'Lady Driven'

    10. 11-28-2011 03:54 PM #10
      Astronomically high "firm" prices. EVERYTHING used is OBO.

      Blatant errors, like wrong amount of cylinders, engine size, model name, etc.

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      11-28-2011 03:54 PM #11
      When the say " right miles" instead of actually listing the miles
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    12. 11-28-2011 03:55 PM #12
      "All original" followed by "Fresh paint, new 350/th350, 22" rims"

    13. 11-28-2011 03:55 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Ben.Reilly View Post
      When the say " right miles" instead of actually listing the miles
      What does that mean? I've never heard this used before. Is it a USA thing?
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    14. 11-28-2011 03:55 PM #14
      better than the wrong miles

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      11-28-2011 03:59 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by Chiropractor JW View Post
      Two - "214,000 miles, but they are all highway miles." Why write this? There is no way to verify it, and what if it was driven by a maniac doing 120mph on the highway? FFS, stop trying to sugarcoat your high mileage piece of donkey piss.
      Could be wrong but I've always been under the impression highway miles are better on the car mechanically than constant stop & go city miles.
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      11-28-2011 04:00 PM #16
      I'm just going to say my pet peeves on used cars in general

      - no owner's manual
      - missing floormats
      - wrong info on advertisement
      - "no hassle pricing" meaning its overpriced and that's that
      - aftermarket anything, particularly stereo or retarded subs taking up the trunk
      - The used car dealer doesn't know wtf he's talking about and says random dealer BS (when will they learn that some of us know what we want and they can't influence us in any way)
      -car problems that the dealers choose to get mechanics to hide

      And there's the extreme scenario that happened to me. Dealer tries to sell a car with blown headgasket twice! I got refunded for it and then he puts it up again for the same price w/out pictures that time.
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    17. 11-28-2011 04:01 PM #17
      I cant find a decent 90s condition manual transmission Honda or Acura on my local craigslist without them being all ragged out with stupid mods such as crappy wheels and mufflers. All the decent condition ones with all the records or stock ones are automatic I hate having to look on CL, read the ad, have no mention of the transmission only to look at a pic and see that dreadful honda automatic on an other wise well kept car.

      It looks like if I am going to get a decent mid 90s honda or acura without mods, I'll have to pay a premium for one. Though it seems mid 90s accords may work and seem to be a lot more in stock condition

      Im also still waiting on that all record kept old person driven scirocco or coupe gt, but still have yet to find one, after missing out on a white coupe gt that just needed a new clutch.

      - aftermarket anything, particularly stereo or retarded subs taking up the trunk
      same though I may forgive some aftermarket parts on some euro and japanese cars, but mostly if its OEM ROW sourced parts if the rest of the car has all the records and looks like it was taken care of.
      Last edited by Aw614; 11-28-2011 at 04:04 PM.

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      11-28-2011 04:01 PM #18
      I'd much rather have 150,000 highway miles on a TDI then 100,000 city miles. Does make a big difference if you ask me.

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      11-28-2011 04:07 PM #19
      @ Aw614: I sat in this thing at it is incredibly minty. So much so, that I'd feel bad asking for a test drive. http://www.chaplinsvw.com/seattle-us...wagen~Model_/3

      OT;
      1. No interior photo when trying to discern auto or manual

      That's pretty much it.
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    20. 11-28-2011 04:08 PM #20
      You are correct, highway miles are generally better. But there is no way in hell it can be verified, especially if it's being sold at a dealer.

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      11-28-2011 04:12 PM #21
      Here's my list of crappy mods you don't want. Those mods cost me $3,000.

      Car is worth $4,000 but with the $3,000 in mods I'm selling for $7,000.

      Mods and even maintenance you cannot add the actual value to the car. Mods, IMO, detract from the value in most cases.

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      11-28-2011 04:13 PM #22
      "I'm only selling because..." No statement of truth has ever followed these words.

      "Wheels are curbed but that was the PO. I take real good care of my cars." Well, the wheels are curbed at any rate, are they worth more in your mind since it wasn't you?
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    23. 11-28-2011 04:13 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      Here's my list of crappy mods you don't want. Those mods cost me $3,000.

      Car is worth $4,000 but with the $3,000 in mods I'm selling for $7,000.

      Mods and even maintenance you cannot add the actual value to the car. Mods, IMO, detract from the value in most cases.
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    24. 11-28-2011 04:13 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by koston. View Post
      @ Aw614: I sat in this thing at it is incredibly minty. So much so, that I'd feel bad asking for a test drive. http://www.chaplinsvw.com/seattle-us...wagen~Model_/3

      OT;
      1. No interior photo when trying to discern auto or manual

      That's pretty much it.
      Damn, thats in really good condition and not one that sat and was regularly driven, I'd be scared to drive that all the way to Florida. As much as I'd love a MKI and that color, I think I would settle for a much less desired MKII 8v in that condition for 5k or so.

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      11-28-2011 04:15 PM #25
      no mention if auto or manual.
      Nothing to see here move along.

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