When looking at cars on autotrader, craigslist, here, etc, there are certain things people write that really irritate me.
One - "dent/scratch/burn/tear/anal beads from previous owner." Seriously why put that? Does it really matter that the previous owner got a door ding whilst shopping at the mall once? Why not put "The anal beads and burn were mine (though unrelated) but the previous owner scratched the bumper."
Two - "214,000 miles, but they are all highway miles." Why write this? There is no way to verify it, and what if it was driven by a maniac doing 120mph on the highway? FFS, stop trying to sugarcoat your high mileage piece of donkey piss.
I'm sure there are more, but I want to see what irks TCL.