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    Thread: Ridiculous Black Metal photo of the day

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      12-09-2011 04:11 PM #1
      (no, Living Colour isn't black metal)

      Daily ridiculous black metal photos. tr00 kvlt.



      Now go get your shinebox

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      12-09-2011 04:17 PM #2
      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      "Whatcha' thinkin' 'bout?"
      "Eatin' band members"

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      12-09-2011 04:19 PM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      "Whatcha' thinkin' 'bout?"
      Hailin Satan.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      12-09-2011 04:19 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      (no, Living Colour isn't black metal)

      Daily ridiculous black metal photos. tr00 kvlt.



      Haha, awesome! I watched a pretty decent documentary about black metal a few years ago. Funny stuff..

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      12-09-2011 04:27 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      (no, Living Colour isn't black metal)
      but they are bad ass
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      12-09-2011 04:57 PM #6
      Faygo?
      GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.
      I like grocery getters.

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      12-09-2011 04:57 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
      Faygo?
      Oh hell no.
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      12-09-2011 04:59 PM #8
      Did he eat Jesus?

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      12-09-2011 04:59 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      Oh hell no.
      Black metal. How does it work?
      GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.
      I like grocery getters.

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      12-09-2011 05:14 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
      Black metal. How does it work?
      Norway or Sweden + forest + grimness + satan + frostbite + limited to no musical talent whatsoever + ****tiest recording equipment known to mankind + corpsepaint = Black Metal
      Now go get your shinebox

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      12-09-2011 05:15 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      Norway or Sweden + forest + grimness + satan + frostbite + limited to no musical talent whatsoever + ****tiest recording equipment known to mankind + corpsepaint = Black Metal
      Just messin
      GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.
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      12-09-2011 05:17 PM #12
      aww man, i knew my screen name didnt look right!

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      12-09-2011 05:31 PM #13
      Is this thing related to the Gothapotamus?

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      12-09-2011 05:48 PM #14
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      Did he eat Jesus?
      I think he ate Insane Clown Posse.
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    15. 12-09-2011 05:55 PM #15


      I don't hate this Zyklon track.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
      I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.

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      12-09-2011 05:57 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      I don't hate this Zyklon track.
      Great song (Zyklon B not to be confused with Zyklon)
      Now go get your shinebox

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      12-09-2011 05:58 PM #17
      Are there any Black Metal photos that aren't ridiculous?

      Google says no.

    18. 12-09-2011 05:59 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Are there any Black Metal photos that aren't ridiculous?

      Google says no.
      Only the crime scene ones. They're really grim and black and stuff.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
      I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.

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      12-09-2011 06:02 PM #19
      Is that a Raiders fan?

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      12-09-2011 06:22 PM #20
      Sweet, I look just like that guy when I go to metal concerts
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      12-10-2011 10:05 AM #21
      That is my Facebook picture, please blur my moobs.

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      12-10-2011 10:52 AM #22
      #2 - The one, the only - Abbath Doom Occulta of Immortal.

      Last edited by Señor Peligro; 12-10-2011 at 10:54 AM.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      12-10-2011 10:57 AM #23
      Black metal interests me.

      And some of the stuff that comes out of the American and French scenes is actually pretty decent.
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      12-10-2011 11:19 AM #24
      I sort of like the outfits of Behemoth


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      12-10-2011 11:23 AM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      I sort of like the outfits of Behemoth

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