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    12-09-2011 04:11 PM #1
    (no, Living Colour isn't black metal)

    Daily ridiculous black metal photos. tr00 kvlt.



    Now go get your shinebox

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    12-09-2011 04:17 PM #3
    Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
    "Whatcha' thinkin' 'bout?"
    "Eatin' band members"

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    12-09-2011 04:19 PM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
    "Whatcha' thinkin' 'bout?"
    Hailin Satan.
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    12-09-2011 04:19 PM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    (no, Living Colour isn't black metal)

    Daily ridiculous black metal photos. tr00 kvlt.



    Haha, awesome! I watched a pretty decent documentary about black metal a few years ago. Funny stuff..

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    12-09-2011 04:27 PM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    (no, Living Colour isn't black metal)
    but they are bad ass
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    12-09-2011 04:57 PM #7
    Faygo?
    GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.
    I like grocery getters.

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    12-09-2011 04:57 PM #8
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    Faygo?
    Oh hell no.
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    12-09-2011 04:59 PM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    Oh hell no.
    Black metal. How does it work?
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    I like grocery getters.

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    12-09-2011 05:14 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
    Black metal. How does it work?
    Norway or Sweden + forest + grimness + satan + frostbite + limited to no musical talent whatsoever + ****tiest recording equipment known to mankind + corpsepaint = Black Metal
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    12-09-2011 05:15 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    Norway or Sweden + forest + grimness + satan + frostbite + limited to no musical talent whatsoever + ****tiest recording equipment known to mankind + corpsepaint = Black Metal
    Just messin
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    12-09-2011 05:31 PM #14
    Is this thing related to the Gothapotamus?


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    I don't hate this Zyklon track.
    I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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    12-09-2011 05:57 PM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
    I don't hate this Zyklon track.
    Great song (Zyklon B not to be confused with Zyklon)
    Now go get your shinebox

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    12-09-2011 05:58 PM #18
    Are there any Black Metal photos that aren't ridiculous?

    Google says no.

  19. 12-09-2011 05:59 PM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
    Are there any Black Metal photos that aren't ridiculous?

    Google says no.
    Only the crime scene ones. They're really grim and black and stuff.
    I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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    Is that a Raiders fan?

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    12-09-2011 06:22 PM #21
    Sweet, I look just like that guy when I go to metal concerts
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    12-10-2011 10:52 AM #23
    #2 - The one, the only - Abbath Doom Occulta of Immortal.

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    12-10-2011 10:57 AM #24
    Black metal interests me.

    And some of the stuff that comes out of the American and French scenes is actually pretty decent.
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    12-10-2011 11:19 AM #25
    I sort of like the outfits of Behemoth


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    Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
    I sort of like the outfits of Behemoth

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    12-10-2011 11:24 AM #28
    This bro from Gravehill looks pretty wicked


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    12-10-2011 11:31 AM #29
    Sort of like


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    12-10-2011 11:35 AM #30
    This is like Stone Temple Pilots crossed with some generic death metal. Sort of like.


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    12-10-2011 11:37 AM #31
    Get that **** outta here, that ain't tr00 kvlt.

    (Not even Black metal)
    Now go get your shinebox

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    12-10-2011 11:47 AM #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    Get that **** outta here, that ain't tr00 kvlt.

    (Not even Black metal)

    I knew you'd get your black metal panties in a twist.

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    12-10-2011 11:53 AM #33
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    I knew you'd get your black metal panties in a twist.
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    12-10-2011 12:25 PM #34
    Here is a little Black Metal primer for everyone except the OP:

    Quote Originally Posted by wikipedia
    Black metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. Common traits include fast tempos, shrieked vocals, highly distorted guitars played with tremolo picking, blast beat drumming, raw recording, and unconventional song structure.

    During the 1980s, several thrash metal bands formed a prototype for black metal. This so-called "first wave" included bands such as Venom, Bathory, Hellhammer and Celtic Frost. A "second wave" arose in the early 1990s, spearheaded by Norwegian bands such as Mayhem, Burzum, Darkthrone, Immortal and Emperor. The music of the early Norwegian black metal scene became a distinct genre.

    Black metal has often been met with hostility from mainstream culture, mainly due to the misanthropic and anti-Christian standpoint of many artists. Moreover, several of the genre's pioneers have been linked with church burnings and murder. For these reasons and others, black metal is usually seen as an underground form of music. Additionally some have been linked to neo-Nazism, however many black metal fans and most prominent black metal musicians reject Nazi ideology and oppose its influence on the black metal subculture.

    Musicians and fans of the Norwegian black metal scene took part in over 50 arsons of Christian churches in Norway from 1992 to 1996. Some of the buildings were hundreds of years old and seen as important historical landmarks. One of the first and most notable was Norway's Fantoft stave church, which police believed was burnt by Varg Vikernes of the one-man band Burzum. The cover of Burzum's EP Aske (Norwegian for 'ashes') is a photograph of the Fantoft stave church after the arson.

    In May 1994 he was found guilty for the burnings of Holmenkollen Chapel, Skjold Church and Åsane Church. To coincide with the release of Mayhem's De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, Vikernes and Euronymous had also allegedly plotted to blow up Nidaros Cathedral, which appears on the album cover. Euronymous's murder in August 1993 (see below) put an end to this plan and stalled the album's release. The musicians Samoth, Faust (both of Emperor) and Jørn Inge Tunsberg (of Hades Almighty)were also convicted for church arsons.

    Today, opinions on the church burnings differ within the black metal community. Guitarist Infernus and former vocalist Gaahl of the band Gorgoroth have praised the church burnings in interviews, with the latter saying "there should have been more of them, and there will be more of them"

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