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    Thread: The Official MKII forum.... OFF TOPIC thread!

    1. Geriatric Member VDub2625's Avatar
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      12-13-2011 09:55 PM #71
      Not in any monogamous relationship now, so I always wrap it haha

      I'm also a clean freak... i wash it off right away anyway (even with a condom on, I hate the feeling of lube).
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      12-13-2011 09:57 PM #72
      Quote Originally Posted by VDub2625 View Post
      Not in any monogamous relationship now, so I always wrap it haha

      I'm also a clean freak... i wash it off right away anyway (even with a condom on, I hate the feeling of lube).
      It's your urinary tract that you have to be concerned about, so unless you're dousing up your urethra with pressurized water...
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      12-13-2011 09:59 PM #73
      Like any good man I usually take a piss after sex too.

      I've honestly never heard of a urethra infection in men... I mean I know they happen, but you think gay men would experience them more often, and we don't.
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      12-13-2011 10:25 PM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by . W e r d n a View Post
      It's your urinary tract that you have to be concerned about, so unless you're dousing up your urethra with pressurized water...

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      12-13-2011 10:49 PM #76
      purple clean and a pressure washer ftw!

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      purple clean and a pressure washer ftw!
      doesn't purple power have a "CORROSIVE" warning on it?
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      I just want to hug them all!

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      12-14-2011 01:47 AM #85
      This is why I drive a mk2.

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      12-14-2011 01:50 AM #86
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      This is why I drive a mk2.

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      Because of philosoraptor? Or Cyanide and Happiness? Or long cat?
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      12-14-2011 02:02 AM #87
      Quote Originally Posted by . W e r d n a View Post
      Because of philosoraptor? Or Cyanide and Happiness? Or long cat?
      Probably because the MK2 forum is the only one with the most useless/off topic threads
      ///MK2s are a helluva drug.
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      12-14-2011 02:15 AM #88
      Because were dope as sh*t. Haha threads like this make my night.

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      12-14-2011 02:21 AM #89
      how bout some old memzzz?









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      12-14-2011 10:56 AM #90
      Quote Originally Posted by steveo27 View Post

      Love.

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      12-14-2011 11:01 AM #91


      ^^ it's about that time again!
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      12-14-2011 12:11 PM #92
      Ugh, I ****ing hate mornings.

      For some strange reason I a craving for yellow tinged oatmeal for breakfast.
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      12-14-2011 01:05 PM #94
      Quote Originally Posted by kinkerstinker View Post

      ^^ it's about that time again!
      HAHAHAHAHA.

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      12-14-2011 01:14 PM #95
      Quote Originally Posted by steveo27 View Post
      HAHAHAHAHA.

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      12-14-2011 01:20 PM #96
      leave yer house, well have a sleep over all week
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      12-14-2011 02:28 PM #98
      lol
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      ///MK2s are a helluva drug.
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      12-15-2011 10:07 AM #105
      Quote Originally Posted by steveo27 View Post
      leave yer house, well have a sleep over all week
      i wish, i have tests all the way till friday...
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