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    Thread: The Official MKII forum.... OFF TOPIC thread!

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      12-13-2011 03:56 PM #51
      Did you bring your condom?
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      12-13-2011 04:04 PM #52
      oh. um.
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      12-13-2011 04:21 PM #55
      longcat is so freaking long. i
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      12-13-2011 04:30 PM #59
      those are good andrew
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      12-13-2011 04:33 PM #60
      trying to bring some *umph* to this place ya know
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      12-13-2011 05:32 PM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by . W e r d n a View Post
      trying to bring some *umph* to this place ya know
      i like what you're doing. this place is so boring lately and everytime something funny/exciting happens it gets shut down right away.
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      12-13-2011 06:05 PM #62
      i just wanna roll you up into a ball and shove you in my vagina
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      12-13-2011 06:16 PM #63
      No condom, no gangbang!
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      12-13-2011 06:23 PM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by kinkerstinker View Post
      i like what you're doing. this place is so boring lately and everytime something funny/exciting happens it gets shut down right away.
      my job is to make everyone smile

      and cringe

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      12-13-2011 06:24 PM #65
      Oh god D:
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      12-13-2011 08:02 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by steveo27 View Post
      i just wanna roll you up into a ball and shove you in my vagina
      bring it big boi
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      12-13-2011 08:40 PM #68
      this thread needs moar activitah
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      12-13-2011 08:43 PM #69
      Quote Originally Posted by . W e r d n a View Post
      yeah d00d bacterial infection in le urethra is totally worth it
      That actually isn't as common as you think. I've never gotten one.

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      12-13-2011 08:54 PM #70
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      That actually isn't as common as you think. I've never gotten one.
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      12-13-2011 08:55 PM #71
      Not in any monogamous relationship now, so I always wrap it haha

      I'm also a clean freak... i wash it off right away anyway (even with a condom on, I hate the feeling of lube).

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      12-13-2011 08:57 PM #72
      Quote Originally Posted by VDub2625 View Post
      Not in any monogamous relationship now, so I always wrap it haha

      I'm also a clean freak... i wash it off right away anyway (even with a condom on, I hate the feeling of lube).
      It's your urinary tract that you have to be concerned about, so unless you're dousing up your urethra with pressurized water...
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      12-13-2011 08:59 PM #73
      Like any good man I usually take a piss after sex too.

      I've honestly never heard of a urethra infection in men... I mean I know they happen, but you think gay men would experience them more often, and we don't.

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      12-13-2011 09:07 PM #74
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      12-13-2011 09:25 PM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by . W e r d n a View Post
      It's your urinary tract that you have to be concerned about, so unless you're dousing up your urethra with pressurized water...

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