LOL @ this!
welp, I currently ride solo but from a past experience..
-always lets me listen to whatever I want on my ipod
-never gets mad when I throw up the V to other doods
-never complains when I think she needs a bath
-doesnt huff and puff when I want to take a long cruise on the beach
-the older it gets, the sexier it looks
this thread made my day
For Sale: MKV 2.5 automatic transmission
The funny part is that 99% of the reply were dirty minded
....although the ride in my car seems to be more rough and exciting, the sounds it makes are quite good too
In general dubs are better then GFs...
1. Dubs don't wake you up at night
2. Dubs always pick you up from where ever you go.
3. You can have up to 4 girls with you at one time
4. Dubs don't push your buttons, you push theirs
5. Dubs don't need oil changes 1ce a month (at least for me)
6. Whether you go slow or you go fast you always get the pleasure
7. My dub doesn't require very expensive maintenance.
8. I love buying my dub gifts
9. You mom will like your new DUB
10. Always wants to go for a ride, in day or night
Last edited by skwaL; 02-07-2012 at 12:43 PM.
i dumped my girlfriend.
i let her drive my new mk6 after 3 months of owning it only i had driven it. she doesnt even get it out of the drive way before hitting something.
and then she tried to blame me.
i dumped her.
she was aweful anyway. money is better spent on the dub