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    1. Member The FLOG's Avatar
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      02-03-2012 10:57 AM #351
      Quote Originally Posted by rabbitmania View Post
      Haha, be sure to read the description!
      Oh god I just did.... :bang head: maby he is trying to type Ebonics??
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      02-03-2012 01:06 PM #352
      Quote Originally Posted by The FLOG View Post
      This was on ebay a week ago and the starting bid was $1500, I guess when no one is interested you up the starting bid $450

      Quote Originally Posted by happybunny View Post
      Awesome

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      02-03-2012 01:07 PM #353
      Quote Originally Posted by The FLOG View Post
      That what I call a oreillys special.....

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      02-03-2012 01:34 PM #354
      Quote Originally Posted by kyleromero View Post
      That what I call a oreillys special.....
      The YouTube vid is funny....

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      02-03-2012 02:32 PM #355
      Quote Originally Posted by Maggiolone View Post
      The YouTube vid is funny....
      MORE fail he pumps the pedal when the engine isn't cranking and thinks its doing something...


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-ZvF...eature=related
      LET'S SEE IF THESE BASTARDS CAN DO 90!

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      02-03-2012 02:49 PM #356
      Now that shights funny. 40 45 degree is NOT a cold crank start in my books

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      02-03-2012 03:10 PM #357
      That Rabbit is so savable. Take down those autozone specials and your good to go.
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      02-03-2012 03:23 PM #358
      i just wanna call the guy up and call him a dick.. then hang up... starts like that on a 40* day... no way it will start below freezing.. maybe 1 glow plug works.. ohh wait.. glow plug light stays on.. all 4 burnt up.. cannot drive a diesel with that light on.. takes less then 10 min to be done..

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      02-03-2012 11:42 PM #359
      Quote Originally Posted by crsmp5 View Post
      i just wanna call the guy up and call him a dick.. then hang up... starts like that on a 40* day... no way it will start below freezing.. maybe 1 glow plug works.. ohh wait.. glow plug light stays on.. all 4 burnt up.. cannot drive a diesel with that light on.. takes less then 10 min to be done..



      i would agree the description just tops fail of salesmanship

      "we brought it back on 12-21-11, and saving cash money on fuel, car get over 40 MPG.
      * Mileage on dash reads 127,703, however the odometer doesn't work. "

      the guy owned the car for less than a month before selling it

      and you cant get accurate MPG if your ODO doesnt work

      "*When it rains heavy water gets in from the hood vents, down thur the flat inside tray/fire wall and drips behind under dash onto the floor carpet."

      most likely totally rotted the floors & fusebox by now...


      id say someone offer him $700 and take the thing away before it gets ruined

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      02-04-2012 01:26 AM #360
      I wouldn't give $700 for it unless it was loaded with 10+ crates of good whiskey.
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      02-04-2012 08:30 AM #361
      Quote Originally Posted by rabbitnothopper View Post



      and you cant get accurate MPG if your ODO doesnt work
      I guess if you don't own a GPS system and don't record your refill volumes...

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      02-04-2012 11:51 AM #362
      Quote Originally Posted by SGLoki View Post
      I wouldn't give $700 for it unless it was loaded with 10+ crates of good whiskey.
      I don't drink whiskey, but I would definitely jump on that deal.

      I once called a guy about a diesel rabbit he was selling in pretty bad shape. He was asking $1400 or it would be sent to the crusher. I offered him $500 for the rusty, multi-colored spraybombed pos that barely ran. He got offended and told me he would rather crush it.
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      02-06-2012 12:00 AM #363
      CHICK HOT
      CAR NOT


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      02-06-2012 12:22 AM #364
      that girl, is really short.

    15. 02-06-2012 12:25 AM #365
      And not hot.

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      02-06-2012 12:49 AM #372
      That looks like the offspring of an 80's Chrysler Lebaron raping a cabby.

    18. 02-06-2012 12:51 AM #373
      Quote Originally Posted by Digital K. View Post
      that girl, is really short.
      or the car needs lowering

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      02-06-2012 12:51 AM #374
      Quote Originally Posted by deathhare. View Post

      dude totally fixable...get to work

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      02-06-2012 01:35 AM #375
      Quote Originally Posted by deathhare. View Post


      ...nope. Not even close.


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