For $50K, what is your limit?

[Turbio!]

Absolutely. SO if the OT can get together $50K, cash, and a pint of donkey paste, bottoms up. $50K is a lot of scratch. I can pay off all my debt (minus mortgage) and still have a good chunk for my son's college fund. (in white)

And then, as he steps onto campus and looks around, his eyes bright with anticipation of his scholastic achievements to come, best friends he's about to meet, and hot college girls he's about to bone....he'll think, "My dad guzzled a pint of donkey skeet for this."

[GolfTango]

Okay, that made my stomach turn a little.

Smells, bitter, hay...so it tastes like Milwaukee's Best.

[GolfTango]

And then, as he steps onto campus and looks around, his eyes bright with anticipation of his scholastic achievements to come, best friends he's about to meet, and hot college girls he's about to bone....he'll think, "My dad guzzled a pint of donkey skeet for this."

There are some things he must not know...this is one.

[Turbio!]

Smells, bitter, hay...so it tastes like Milwaukee's Best.

I was gonna say PBR, but same same.

[barry2952]

Buahahahahahaha

Winner!!!!!

Beat me to it!

[Turbio!]

There are some things he must not know...this is one.

"Son, as you go off for college, remember that your grandfather's inheritance made it all possible."

"But grandpa is still alive."

"Um. Never mind that. So! What classes have you registered for?"

[VarianceVQ]

The DVD/Blu-Ray sales will be awesome.

[GolfTango]

"Son, as you go off for college, remember that your grandfather's inheritance made it all possible."

"But grandpa is still alive."

"Um. Never mind that. So! What classes have you registered for?"

"Zoology and the Mating rituals of the Equus africanus asinus."

[Turbio!]

I'm thinking that of all the flavors going on there that the hay might be a good thing.

"Scents of hay, barnyard dust, and alfalfa lead into bitter, musky vegetal flavor that follows the nose, slight sweetness offset by sour acidity. Viscous, thick mouthfeel. Rustic and a bit rough, needs several gallons of mouthwash to come into balance."

- Cum Spectator's tasting notes, Seme de Asino 2005 vintage

[winstonsmith84]

Absolutely. SO if the OT can get together... a pint of donkey paste,

I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.

[GolfTango]

"Scents of hay, barnyard dust, and alfalfa lead into bitter, musky vegetal flavor that follows the nose, slight sweetness offset by sour acidity. Viscous, thick mouthfeel. Rustic and a bit rough, needs several gallons of mouthwash to come into balance."

- Cum Spectator's tasting notes, Seme de Asino 2005 vintage

2009 was a much better year.

I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.

You need a girl from Juarez or Tijuana for that. Then we can charge a cover.

[Time for a GTI]

I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.

Ima borrow that.

[Turbio!]

"Zoology and the Mating rituals of the Equus africanus asinus."

"Also, human sexuality, psychology 101, and agricultural science."

"That's my boy."

2009 was a much better year.
r.

Indeed. Much smoother.

You need a girl from Juarez or Tijuana for that. Then we can charge a cover.

Hell, we could probably raise the last $10k on that alone. (I lol'd)

[Time for a GTI]

"Scents of hay, barnyard dust, and alfalfa lead into bitter, musky vegetal flavor that follows the nose, slight sweetness offset by sour acidity. Viscous, thick mouthfeel. Rustic and a bit rough, needs several gallons of mouthwash to come into balance."

- Cum Spectator's tasting notes, Seme de Asino 2005 vintage

Leave it to Turbio! to make donkey spunk drinking sound smart.

[Turbio!]

Leave it to Turbio! to make donkey spunk drinking sound smart.

It might not be smart, but I make it sound classy.

[turbinepowered]

I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.

This is where agricultural college girls come in...

[Turbio!]

This is where agricultural college girls come in...

They've been ramming their arms up livestock vaginas and biting off testicles since they were 12, man, those chicks don't even flinch.

[turbinepowered]

They've been ramming their arms up livestock vaginas and biting off testicles since they were 12, man, those chicks don't even flinch.

Precisely! Lots of those around here in rural SC...

[Turbio!]

Precisely! Lots of those around here in rural SC...

When I wrote that, I was thinking of this conversation I had in college with a very weird girl who I think wanted to bone me. She was from extremely rural northeastern Colorado and was telling me about inseminating heifers on the ranch, which they basically do by inserting an inseminator and going elbow-deep. And they do it like, all day.

[FBMphil]

Almost POSITIVE I've seen those girls in a cam vid before.

[butterface]

OK. I've decided. I would do it if a) I get to watch the Mexican chick blow the ass and b) I could dilute with Texas Pete.

[Turbio!]

Almost POSITIVE I've seen those girls in a cam vid before.

Cam vids are dangerous.

[Chris Stack]

$50k in cash? Hell yeah I'd guzzle that ****. For the CHANCE to win $50k? No. But come on, how bad could it really be? $50k is a lot of money. I'd buy the NSX I've always wanted; hell, I'd even get a DNKY SPNK license plate if I had to.

[backinthegame]

It's seamen like this thread has run its course.

[GrkPranksta69]

Think I'll need to mule over my answer and get back to you.

[White Jetta]

If Bear Grylls will do it, then i'll do it too! For $50k i'll suck it straight out of the ass.

My new term of the day is donkey dick juice.

[GrundleJumper]

For $50,000, I'd drink it straight from the donkey's ****!

[Turbio!]

It's seamen like this thread has run its course.

And now we've cum full circle. Shoot.

[White Jetta]

For $50,000, I'd drink it straight from the donkey's ****!

Grundle?

[Turbio!]

$50k in cash? Hell yeah I'd guzzle that ****. For the CHANCE to win $50k? No. But come on, how bad could it really be? $50k is a lot of money. I'd buy the NSX I've always wanted; hell, I'd even get a DNKY SPNK license plate if I had to.

I think I'd probably do it, as long as chundering immediately afterward wasn't a deal-breaker. An unexpected $50k is a wonderful thing to have happen to you. I think I only get one of those per incarnation, however, and even then only if I accumulate lots of karmic merit.

[Tornado2dr]

I think I'd probably do it, as long as chundering immediately afterward wasn't a deal-breaker. An unexpected $50k is a wonderful thing to have happen to you. I think I only get one of those per incarnation, however, and even then only if I accumulate lots of karmic merit.

Well, lets say you have the choice - would you take your chances with the mattress again or would you saddle up to the mule-pole?

[Turbio!]

Well, lets say you have the choice - would you take your chances with the mattress again or would you saddle up to the mule-pole?

Tough choice. Personally, I'd probably go with the mule-skeet, because while it would be traumatic, it wouldn't hurt to sneeze for five weeks. I'd just vomit like an Olsen twin for a few minutes and be done with it.

[VW1.8Tsunami]

Hold on a sec...is the $50k prize money split between the two contestants on the team or do they each get 50k? If it's split, you're looking at a whopping 15k/each after taxes (rough estimate).

[O_G]

There was supposedly an MTV Jackass segment that involved the more muscular/fatter of the two hosts (can't remember his name) drinking horse semen. It wasn't broadcast, apparently because it was considered bestiality and was thus against the law.

This may have come up against the same legal problem.

[abeR]

you are all sluts.
for donkey juice.