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      01-31-2012 04:20 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Absolutely. SO if the OT can get together $50K, cash, and a pint of donkey paste, bottoms up. $50K is a lot of scratch. I can pay off all my debt (minus mortgage) and still have a good chunk for my son's college fund. (in white)
      And then, as he steps onto campus and looks around, his eyes bright with anticipation of his scholastic achievements to come, best friends he's about to meet, and hot college girls he's about to bone....he'll think, "My dad guzzled a pint of donkey skeet for this."
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      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

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      01-31-2012 04:20 PM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      Okay, that made my stomach turn a little.
      Smells, bitter, hay...so it tastes like Milwaukee's Best.
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      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge
      Yeah I wouldn't blow 3" either.

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      01-31-2012 04:21 PM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      And then, as he steps onto campus and looks around, his eyes bright with anticipation of his scholastic achievements to come, best friends he's about to meet, and hot college girls he's about to bone....he'll think, "My dad guzzled a pint of donkey skeet for this."
      There are some things he must not know...this is one.
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      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge
      Yeah I wouldn't blow 3" either.

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      01-31-2012 04:21 PM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Smells, bitter, hay...so it tastes like Milwaukee's Best.
      I was gonna say PBR, but same same.
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      01-31-2012 04:21 PM #40
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      Buahahahahahaha

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      01-31-2012 04:22 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      There are some things he must not know...this is one.
      "Son, as you go off for college, remember that your grandfather's inheritance made it all possible."

      "But grandpa is still alive."

      "Um. Never mind that. So! What classes have you registered for?"
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      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
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      01-31-2012 04:23 PM #42
      The DVD/Blu-Ray sales will be awesome.
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      01-31-2012 04:25 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      "Son, as you go off for college, remember that your grandfather's inheritance made it all possible."

      "But grandpa is still alive."

      "Um. Never mind that. So! What classes have you registered for?"
      "Zoology and the Mating rituals of the Equus africanus asinus."
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      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge
      Yeah I wouldn't blow 3" either.

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      01-31-2012 04:29 PM #44
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      I'm thinking that of all the flavors going on there that the hay might be a good thing.
      "Scents of hay, barnyard dust, and alfalfa lead into bitter, musky vegetal flavor that follows the nose, slight sweetness offset by sour acidity. Viscous, thick mouthfeel. Rustic and a bit rough, needs several gallons of mouthwash to come into balance."

      - Cum Spectator's tasting notes, Seme de Asino 2005 vintage
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      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
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    10. 01-31-2012 04:31 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Absolutely. SO if the OT can get together... a pint of donkey paste,
      I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.

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      01-31-2012 04:31 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      "Scents of hay, barnyard dust, and alfalfa lead into bitter, musky vegetal flavor that follows the nose, slight sweetness offset by sour acidity. Viscous, thick mouthfeel. Rustic and a bit rough, needs several gallons of mouthwash to come into balance."

      - Cum Spectator's tasting notes, Seme de Asino 2005 vintage
      2009 was a much better year.

      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
      I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.
      You need a girl from Juarez or Tijuana for that. Then we can charge a cover.
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      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge
      Yeah I wouldn't blow 3" either.

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      01-31-2012 04:31 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
      I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.
      Ima borrow that.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by Buford T. Injustice View Post
      Wow such Canagay. Much hairy. So cuddles.

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      01-31-2012 04:33 PM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      "Zoology and the Mating rituals of the Equus africanus asinus."
      "Also, human sexuality, psychology 101, and agricultural science."

      "That's my boy."

      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      2009 was a much better year.
      r.
      Indeed. Much smoother.

      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      You need a girl from Juarez or Tijuana for that. Then we can charge a cover.
      Hell, we could probably raise the last $10k on that alone. (I lol'd)
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      01-31-2012 04:36 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      "Scents of hay, barnyard dust, and alfalfa lead into bitter, musky vegetal flavor that follows the nose, slight sweetness offset by sour acidity. Viscous, thick mouthfeel. Rustic and a bit rough, needs several gallons of mouthwash to come into balance."

      - Cum Spectator's tasting notes, Seme de Asino 2005 vintage
      Leave it to Turbio! to make donkey spunk drinking sound smart.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by Buford T. Injustice View Post
      Wow such Canagay. Much hairy. So cuddles.

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      01-31-2012 04:38 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      Leave it to Turbio! to make donkey spunk drinking sound smart.
      It might not be smart, but I make it sound classy.
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      01-31-2012 06:02 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
      I could probably get you a donkey, but damned if I'm jacking it off.
      This is where agricultural college girls come in...
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      01-31-2012 06:04 PM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      This is where agricultural college girls come in...
      They've been ramming their arms up livestock vaginas and biting off testicles since they were 12, man, those chicks don't even flinch.
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      01-31-2012 06:07 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      They've been ramming their arms up livestock vaginas and biting off testicles since they were 12, man, those chicks don't even flinch.
      Precisely! Lots of those around here in rural SC...
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      01-31-2012 06:15 PM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      Precisely! Lots of those around here in rural SC...
      When I wrote that, I was thinking of this conversation I had in college with a very weird girl who I think wanted to bone me. She was from extremely rural northeastern Colorado and was telling me about inseminating heifers on the ranch, which they basically do by inserting an inseminator and going elbow-deep. And they do it like, all day.
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      01-31-2012 06:43 PM #55
      Almost POSITIVE I've seen those girls in a cam vid before.

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      01-31-2012 06:55 PM #56
      OK. I've decided. I would do it if a) I get to watch the Mexican chick blow the ass and b) I could dilute with Texas Pete.

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      01-31-2012 07:14 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by FBMphil View Post
      Almost POSITIVE I've seen those girls in a cam vid before.
      Cam vids are dangerous.
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      02-01-2012 11:26 AM #58
      $50k in cash? Hell yeah I'd guzzle that ****. For the CHANCE to win $50k? No. But come on, how bad could it really be? $50k is a lot of money. I'd buy the NSX I've always wanted; hell, I'd even get a DNKY SPNK license plate if I had to.

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      02-01-2012 11:38 AM #59
      It's seamen like this thread has run its course.
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      02-01-2012 11:47 AM #60
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      Think I'll need to mule over my answer and get back to you.
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      02-01-2012 11:52 AM #61
      If Bear Grylls will do it, then i'll do it too! For $50k i'll suck it straight out of the ass.

      My new term of the day is donkey dick juice.
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      02-01-2012 11:53 AM #62
      For $50,000, I'd drink it straight from the donkey's ****!

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      02-01-2012 11:55 AM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      It's seamen like this thread has run its course.
      And now we've cum full circle. Shoot.
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      02-01-2012 11:55 AM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by GrundleJumper View Post
      For $50,000, I'd drink it straight from the donkey's ****!
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      02-01-2012 11:56 AM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      $50k in cash? Hell yeah I'd guzzle that ****. For the CHANCE to win $50k? No. But come on, how bad could it really be? $50k is a lot of money. I'd buy the NSX I've always wanted; hell, I'd even get a DNKY SPNK license plate if I had to.
      I think I'd probably do it, as long as chundering immediately afterward wasn't a deal-breaker. An unexpected $50k is a wonderful thing to have happen to you. I think I only get one of those per incarnation, however, and even then only if I accumulate lots of karmic merit.
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      02-01-2012 12:41 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      I think I'd probably do it, as long as chundering immediately afterward wasn't a deal-breaker. An unexpected $50k is a wonderful thing to have happen to you. I think I only get one of those per incarnation, however, and even then only if I accumulate lots of karmic merit.
      Well, lets say you have the choice - would you take your chances with the mattress again or would you saddle up to the mule-pole?

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      02-01-2012 12:43 PM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Well, lets say you have the choice - would you take your chances with the mattress again or would you saddle up to the mule-pole?
      Tough choice. Personally, I'd probably go with the mule-skeet, because while it would be traumatic, it wouldn't hurt to sneeze for five weeks. I'd just vomit like an Olsen twin for a few minutes and be done with it.
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      02-01-2012 01:06 PM #68
      Hold on a sec...is the $50k prize money split between the two contestants on the team or do they each get 50k? If it's split, you're looking at a whopping 15k/each after taxes (rough estimate).
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    34. 02-02-2012 05:15 PM #69
      There was supposedly an MTV Jackass segment that involved the more muscular/fatter of the two hosts (can't remember his name) drinking horse semen. It wasn't broadcast, apparently because it was considered bestiality and was thus against the law.

      This may have come up against the same legal problem.

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      02-02-2012 05:18 PM #70
      you are all sluts.
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