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    Thread: For $50K, what is your limit?

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      01-31-2012 06:04 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      This is where agricultural college girls come in...
      They've been ramming their arms up livestock vaginas and biting off testicles since they were 12, man, those chicks don't even flinch.
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      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

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      01-31-2012 06:07 PM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      They've been ramming their arms up livestock vaginas and biting off testicles since they were 12, man, those chicks don't even flinch.
      Precisely! Lots of those around here in rural SC...
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      01-31-2012 06:15 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      Precisely! Lots of those around here in rural SC...
      When I wrote that, I was thinking of this conversation I had in college with a very weird girl who I think wanted to bone me. She was from extremely rural northeastern Colorado and was telling me about inseminating heifers on the ranch, which they basically do by inserting an inseminator and going elbow-deep. And they do it like, all day.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

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      01-31-2012 06:43 PM #54
      Almost POSITIVE I've seen those girls in a cam vid before.

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      01-31-2012 06:55 PM #55
      OK. I've decided. I would do it if a) I get to watch the Mexican chick blow the ass and b) I could dilute with Texas Pete.

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      01-31-2012 07:14 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by FBMphil View Post
      Almost POSITIVE I've seen those girls in a cam vid before.
      Cam vids are dangerous.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

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      02-01-2012 11:26 AM #57
      $50k in cash? Hell yeah I'd guzzle that ****. For the CHANCE to win $50k? No. But come on, how bad could it really be? $50k is a lot of money. I'd buy the NSX I've always wanted; hell, I'd even get a DNKY SPNK license plate if I had to.

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      02-01-2012 11:38 AM #58
      It's seamen like this thread has run its course.
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      02-01-2012 11:47 AM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by butterface View Post
      Think I'll need to mule over my answer and get back to you.
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      And, if the situation calls for it, you could break out some drumsticks and play the xylophone on her ribs
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      God dammit Miyagi, go to school. Who the f**k plays the xylophone with drumsticks?
      You use mallets. Idiot.

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      02-01-2012 11:52 AM #60
      If Bear Grylls will do it, then i'll do it too! For $50k i'll suck it straight out of the ass.

      My new term of the day is donkey dick juice.
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      02-01-2012 11:53 AM #61
      For $50,000, I'd drink it straight from the donkey's ****!

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      02-01-2012 11:55 AM #62
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      It's seamen like this thread has run its course.
      And now we've cum full circle. Shoot.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
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      02-01-2012 11:55 AM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by GrundleJumper View Post
      For $50,000, I'd drink it straight from the donkey's ****!
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      02-01-2012 11:56 AM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      $50k in cash? Hell yeah I'd guzzle that ****. For the CHANCE to win $50k? No. But come on, how bad could it really be? $50k is a lot of money. I'd buy the NSX I've always wanted; hell, I'd even get a DNKY SPNK license plate if I had to.
      I think I'd probably do it, as long as chundering immediately afterward wasn't a deal-breaker. An unexpected $50k is a wonderful thing to have happen to you. I think I only get one of those per incarnation, however, and even then only if I accumulate lots of karmic merit.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

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      02-01-2012 12:41 PM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      I think I'd probably do it, as long as chundering immediately afterward wasn't a deal-breaker. An unexpected $50k is a wonderful thing to have happen to you. I think I only get one of those per incarnation, however, and even then only if I accumulate lots of karmic merit.
      Well, lets say you have the choice - would you take your chances with the mattress again or would you saddle up to the mule-pole?

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      02-01-2012 12:43 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Well, lets say you have the choice - would you take your chances with the mattress again or would you saddle up to the mule-pole?
      Tough choice. Personally, I'd probably go with the mule-skeet, because while it would be traumatic, it wouldn't hurt to sneeze for five weeks. I'd just vomit like an Olsen twin for a few minutes and be done with it.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
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      02-01-2012 01:06 PM #67
      Hold on a sec...is the $50k prize money split between the two contestants on the team or do they each get 50k? If it's split, you're looking at a whopping 15k/each after taxes (rough estimate).
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    18. 02-02-2012 05:15 PM #68
      There was supposedly an MTV Jackass segment that involved the more muscular/fatter of the two hosts (can't remember his name) drinking horse semen. It wasn't broadcast, apparently because it was considered bestiality and was thus against the law.

      This may have come up against the same legal problem.

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      02-02-2012 05:18 PM #69
      you are all sluts.
      for donkey juice.



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    20. 02-02-2012 08:44 PM #70
      **** that...i'll just go back to afghanistan.

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      02-03-2012 01:38 AM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      So, would that be considered "ass to mouth"?
      I had to check the username, would have totally expected this from ATL_AV8R.

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      02-03-2012 02:42 AM #72
      Quote Originally Posted by O_G View Post
      There was supposedly an MTV Jackass segment that involved the more muscular/fatter of the two hosts (can't remember his name) drinking horse semen. It wasn't broadcast, apparently because it was considered bestiality and was thus against the law.

      This may have come up against the same legal problem.
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      02-03-2012 07:38 AM #73
      No way.

      Just thinking of a pint glass of it turns my stomach.

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      02-03-2012 08:30 AM #74
      We can't talk about this anymore guys. We have more important Stalin related topics to that require attention.
      Scotch. It's time.

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    25. 02-04-2012 11:55 PM #75
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      We can't talk about this anymore guys. We have more important Stalin related topics to that require attention.
      Nope. There was a victory for free speech and the topic is gone.

      It's OK, though. Stalin never existed, actually. It's all imaginary stuff created by bad people like me to bore you with.

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