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    Thread: Show Me Some Choice Donks

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      02-07-2012 04:21 PM #1
      While driving on I-75 in Dallas this morning I was reminded of how it's been far to long since we had a donk thread.

      Feast your eyes on this beauty:
      -Caprice Classic with roof chopped off, no roll bars and standard windshield
      -driver blasting rap on a PA system
      -wearing puffy ski hat
      -rolling on 26's
      -car-colored truck nuts
      -aggressively weaving in and out of traffic



      So let's get this going, show me the finest examples of donks/sticker cars out there.

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      02-07-2012 04:23 PM #2
      a few weeks ago there was a show/gathering near the beach but i was on my bike and couldn't get a pic. Saw about 30 or more traveling in packs
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      02-07-2012 04:25 PM #3
      This looks safe:


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      02-07-2012 04:29 PM #5
      Does this tiny photo from the local 8 highway count?



      The car is purple, and the chrome lettering on the back reads "statutory grape"
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      02-07-2012 04:32 PM #6

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    7. 02-07-2012 05:42 PM #7
      why are these stupid things even legal?

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      02-07-2012 05:47 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by passataholic View Post
      why are these stupid things even legal?

      hahah funny pics

      i don't think they are? i dunno

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      02-07-2012 06:22 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clarkson View Post
      Does this tiny photo from the local 8 highway count?



      The car is purple, and the chrome lettering on the back reads "statutory grape"
      I think that's technically a low rider.

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      02-07-2012 06:31 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by HaterSlayer View Post
      I think that's technically a low rider.
      +1


      Also, technically, to be a "donk", it needs to be an Impala. Donk is short for Donkey, which is what stupid people think the Impala logo is. Everything else is a hi-rise/scraper/box/bubble/whatever you want to call it.
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      02-07-2012 06:40 PM #11
      Rolled Caprice.



      Wonder where that other wheel went?
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      02-07-2012 08:21 PM #12
      This is the only theme donk I've ever seen (in columbus, OH) and If it weren't for the theme and ugly ass brake covers i'd say it is the most tastefully done donk. Too bad it's still crap.

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      02-07-2012 09:03 PM #13
      Do you really need a new thread when everything is just going to be recycled from the previous one?

      The NO B1TCHING Donk/Box/Bubble thread

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      02-07-2012 09:40 PM #15
      Seen this one in my area a couple times



      also McDonk



      I wonder if they get royalties for these themed donks?
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      02-07-2012 09:54 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by cosman25 View Post
      I wonder if they get royalties for these themed donks?
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      02-07-2012 09:55 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by devianb View Post
      ok, that one is niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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      02-07-2012 09:56 PM #18
      Dude around our way used to have Apple Jacks on his box Caprice.


      I think I will theme out my Trailblazer with Summers Eve or something. Giant douche on the sides.
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      02-07-2012 10:10 PM #20
      That blue one is astonishingly tasteful. Doesn't that sort of disqualify it as a donk, because it's not totally ridiculous?
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      02-07-2012 10:17 PM #21
      It's not a Donk because it's not an Impala.

      It might barely qualify as a Box, but it's not very high (if it's raised at all) and the wheels are way too small. I like donks. As a kid I drew stupid proto-box vehicles because they seemed cool.

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      02-07-2012 10:21 PM #22
      In columbus there is a caprice that is orange and has the tide laundry detergent logo on it. On the back it says "Never Ride Dirty" The owner also has speakers mounted in the rear doors facing outwards to blast rap at people. I really need to get pics of it
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      02-07-2012 10:35 PM #23
      OP might have seen one of the cooler ones out there...maybe?


      I personally love how obnoxious they are...



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      02-07-2012 10:39 PM #24
      Donk = Impala
      Box = 1977-1990 Caprice
      Bubble = 1991-1996 Caprice
      Scraper = Oldmobile or Buick "GM Luxury line"
      Hi-riser = All of the above

      Then there is also, the Swangers on mustard & Mayo which is an acceptable variant to the Hi-rise genre.

    25. 02-07-2012 10:44 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by SiviK View Post
      Donk = Impala
      Box = 1977-1990 Caprice
      Bubble = 1991-1996 Caprice
      Scraper = Oldmobile or Buick "GM Luxury line"
      Hi-riser = All of the above

      Then there is also, the Swangers on mustard & Mayo which is an acceptable variant to the Hi-rise genre.
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