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    Show Me Some Choice Donks

    02-07-2012 04:21 PM #1
    While driving on I-75 in Dallas this morning I was reminded of how it's been far to long since we had a donk thread.

    Feast your eyes on this beauty:
    -Caprice Classic with roof chopped off, no roll bars and standard windshield
    -driver blasting rap on a PA system
    -wearing puffy ski hat
    -rolling on 26's
    -car-colored truck nuts
    -aggressively weaving in and out of traffic



    So let's get this going, show me the finest examples of donks/sticker cars out there.
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    02-07-2012 04:23 PM #2
    a few weeks ago there was a show/gathering near the beach but i was on my bike and couldn't get a pic. Saw about 30 or more traveling in packs
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    02-07-2012 04:25 PM #3
    This looks safe:


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    02-07-2012 04:27 PM #4
    lol hilarious pictures
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    ugh

    02-07-2012 05:42 PM #6
    why are these stupid things even legal?
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    02-07-2012 05:47 PM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by passataholic View Post
    why are these stupid things even legal?

    hahah funny pics

    i don't think they are? i dunno
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    02-09-2012 11:59 AM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by passataholic View Post
    why are these stupid things even legal?
    Because no-way-in-hell-you-can-ever-racecar.
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    02-09-2012 05:55 PM #9
    Quote Originally Posted by passataholic View Post
    why are these stupid things even legal?
    Same reason why this is also just as legal:


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    No, you're a TCLer. Of course you're going to like the obscure compact car that isn't available in the US, more than a road-legal supercar that is amongst the greatest cars of all time.
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    08-15-2012 08:45 AM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
    OG donk:
    Technically, this and its variants were the original donks, since that's where Bigfoot 5's wheels came from

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    08-16-2012 10:08 PM #11
    the best ones.

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    08-20-2012 10:14 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by SgtArky View Post
    the best ones.
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    Best thread hands down.. thank you for a good laugh
    This thread makes me laugh.
    Best pics.
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    02-07-2012 04:29 PM #13
    Does this tiny photo from the local 8 highway count?



    The car is purple, and the chrome lettering on the back reads "statutory grape"
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    02-07-2012 06:22 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clarkson View Post
    Does this tiny photo from the local 8 highway count?



    The car is purple, and the chrome lettering on the back reads "statutory grape"
    I think that's technically a low rider.
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    02-07-2012 06:31 PM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by HaterSlayer View Post
    I think that's technically a low rider.
    +1


    Also, technically, to be a "donk", it needs to be an Impala. Donk is short for Donkey, which is what stupid people think the Impala logo is. Everything else is a hi-rise/scraper/box/bubble/whatever you want to call it.
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    02-07-2012 06:40 PM #16
    Rolled Caprice.



    Wonder where that other wheel went?
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    02-09-2012 01:23 AM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Salty VW View Post
    Also, technically, to be a "donk", it needs to be an Impala. Donk is short for Donkey, which is what stupid people think the Impala logo is. Everything else is a hi-rise/scraper/box/bubble/whatever you want to call it.
    Is that a fact? That really made me laugh.



    Choice donks yo.
    I'd like to try one out, see what it's like. Then get a helmet and do some cornering.
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    02-09-2012 08:47 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Salty VW View Post
    +1
    Also, technically, to be a "donk", it needs to be an Impala. Donk is short for Donkey, which is what stupid people think the Impala logo is.
    Wow someone once told me that they're called donks because of the "ba-donk-a-donk" sound the car's suspension makes. I thought it sounded stupid, but then again I think the whole concept of these cars is stupid. Each to his own though.
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    02-09-2012 08:55 PM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Salty VW View Post
    +1


    Also, technically, to be a "donk", it needs to be an Impala. Donk is short for Donkey, which is what stupid people think the Impala logo is. Everything else is a hi-rise/scraper/box/bubble/whatever you want to call it.
    Cadillac/Caprice/Olds/whatever. If they look like OP's post, whitey gonna keep callin 'em all donks.
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    07-29-2012 07:16 PM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Salty VW View Post
    +1


    Also, technically, to be a "donk", it needs to be an Impala. Donk is short for Donkey, which is what stupid people think the Impala logo is..
    wrong.

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    02-09-2012 01:55 PM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by neu318 View Post
    a few weeks ago there was a show/gathering near the beach but i was on my bike and couldn't get a pic. Saw about 30 or more traveling in packs
    They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.
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    08-05-2012 10:32 PM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by d.tek View Post
    They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.

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    02-08-2012 08:20 AM #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Salty VW View Post
    Donk is short for Donkey, which is what stupid people think the Impala logo is.
    This statement made me laugh.
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    02-08-2012 09:07 AM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clarkson View Post
    The car is purple, and the chrome lettering on the back reads "statutory grape"
    Statuatory Grape was the original name for the purple color used on the 70s Mopars. It was renamed to Plum Crazy when the nutjobs freaked out.

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    07-29-2012 05:41 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by duke of chucchinchilla View Post
    While driving on I-75 in Dallas this morning I was reminded of how it's been far to long since we had a donk thread.

    Feast your eyes on this beauty:
    -Caprice Classic with roof chopped off, no roll bars and standard windshield
    -driver blasting rap on a PA system
    -wearing puffy ski hat
    -rolling on 26's
    -car-colored truck nuts
    -aggressively weaving in and out of traffic



    So let's get this going, show me the finest examples of donks/sticker cars out there.
    You failed to mention what look like "bumper nuts" hanging off the back.
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    07-29-2012 06:16 PM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by derekjl View Post
    You failed to mention what look like "bumper nuts" hanging off the back.
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    07-30-2012 02:16 AM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by derekjl View Post
    You failed to mention what look like "bumper nuts" hanging off the back.
    no, it was mentioned
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    07-30-2012 03:39 AM #30
    Best thread hands down.. thank you for a good laugh
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    07-30-2012 06:32 AM #31
    Living in South Carolina and being unable to snag pictures of the "Donks" around the area... But I have seen donks in Newport, Sun-beam bread, skittles, coca-cola, black-n-mild, grape and orange Fanta, Trojen Condoms...

    Pretty much anything random you could at one time find them around here.. The trend is slowing fading away although we have the "crown vic boyz" which is a group of guys with you guessed it Crown Vics..

    This car lot isn't far from where I live.. Pretty awesome.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RG.Jeff View Post
    Best thread hands down.. thank you for a good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
    Does she have gray hair?
    She seems too young for that.
    Maybe that is due to excessive drug use, which can lead to prostitution and homelessness.

    Don't drive a Corolla or you might end up a homeless prostitute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
    Does she have gray hair?
    She seems too young for that.
    Maybe that is due to excessive drug use, which can lead to prostitution and homelessness.

    Don't drive a Corolla or you might end up a homeless prostitute.
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    07-30-2012 03:04 AM #35
    My god... "Statutory Grape"... Amazing. I now need a purple car so I can run that as a windshield banner.

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