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    Thread: Holy ... What ... My God ... Oh no ... Holy tap dancing Christ ...

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      02-16-2012 08:24 PM #1
      http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=26342



      I don't think I've ever been so appalled in my life ... Seriously, when are these dipshiats going to all die already????

      Last edited by seadoo2006; 02-17-2012 at 09:25 AM.

    2. 02-16-2012 08:27 PM #2
      ricers gunna rice

      posers gunna pose

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      02-16-2012 08:28 PM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by Dave Zero View Post
      Station wagons are for moms and Europe.

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      02-16-2012 08:28 PM #4

      Quote Originally Posted by Ernie McCracken View Post
      Something something haters something YOLO, etc.
      @Spiller337

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      02-16-2012 08:28 PM #5
      i thought you were complaining about the subs, i was like "eh, big deal"

      ...then i scrolled down, lmao.

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      02-16-2012 08:30 PM #6
      Well, that looks perfectly safe, doesn't it?
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      02-16-2012 08:33 PM #7
      In for pics of strut through hood.

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      02-16-2012 08:36 PM #8
      the **** man.....the ****.
      pardon my 'merican

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      02-16-2012 08:42 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by Eightysixturbo View Post
      the **** man.....the ****.
      Without a plate beneath the strut tower it's only a matter of time before it starts yielding around those fastener holes.

    10. 02-16-2012 08:42 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by seadoo2006 View Post
      I don't think I've ever been so appalled in my life ... Seriously, when are these dipshiats going to all die already????
      Don't worry; as soon as he leaves the driveway.
      Quote Originally Posted by Aperture View Post
      That door handle is horrible. I wish they would've used a flap-style integrated into the crease.
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      I would love to spin you off the road into a ditch.

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      02-16-2012 08:55 PM #11
      Cliffs: Stanceworks.

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      02-16-2012 09:00 PM #12
      At first my response was going to be:

      "stop liking what I don't like"

      but then I read the thread.

      YIKES.

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      02-16-2012 09:05 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by C4 A6 View Post
      Cliffs: Stanceworks.
      To be fair, even the crowd over there is booing, but yeah...

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      02-16-2012 09:12 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Spiller337 View Post

      I was wondering what all the fuss was about, and then I got to this picture. Wow.
      I sold my bagged VW and bought a 5.0?

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      02-16-2012 09:15 PM #15
      looks safe.
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      02-16-2012 09:19 PM #16
      So what's the problem with that?
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    17. 02-16-2012 09:21 PM #17
      Umm what has he done to his shock towers and why?

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      02-16-2012 09:23 PM #18
      hey I bet after a few speed bumps it will really be lowerrrrr.
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      02-16-2012 09:29 PM #19
      looks legit
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      02-16-2012 09:37 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by zaYG View Post
      At first my response was going to be:

      "stop liking what I don't like"

      but then I read the thread.

      YIKES.

      My exact thoughts and reaction.

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      02-16-2012 09:40 PM #21
      that cant be healthy
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    22. 02-16-2012 09:45 PM #22
      I like that kid. He'll burn nicely in hell.
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      You're a self-serving Japanese car-hating asshat.
      I drive two Japanese cars.

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      02-16-2012 09:46 PM #23
      When bad taste gets taken to dangerous extremes.

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      02-16-2012 09:51 PM #24
      Even the people on the forum flame him. Wow. Read the last page.
      I <3 driving.

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      02-16-2012 09:58 PM #25
      lol someone even did a MS Paint, its almost like TCL in a sick Stanceworks way!

      I drew up something is MS paint real quick to attemp to show you why your setup is dangerous, because apparently you don't understand.


      At this point I don't think anyone is going to change your mind but we just want you to know that what you're doing is not safe so you can't complain if the system fails.
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      02-16-2012 09:59 PM #26
      I find the bashing from users of a website named "stanceworks" funny. That's not the proper way to make your car an undriveable pos

      Although their blog has a decent amount of badass cars...
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      02-16-2012 10:00 PM #27
      I hope those mounts break and hit him in the face.
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      02-16-2012 10:02 PM #28
      WTF People

      Thats totally safe!

      Some of you guys
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      02-16-2012 10:17 PM #29
      $100 says that guy makes a new S|W account after this...
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      02-16-2012 10:21 PM #30
      Waiting for the defense that it's OK because he's not "wealthy".
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    31. 02-16-2012 10:27 PM #31
      This is why, as a rule, I don't buy modded cars. This.
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      You're a self-serving Japanese car-hating asshat.
      I drive two Japanese cars.

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      02-16-2012 10:31 PM #32
      I've seen over the top mounted camber plates before.... but those were designed by people who were probably significantly better at engineering than this guy. That's a deadly wreck waiting to happen.

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      02-16-2012 10:36 PM #33
      Honest question.... if you're trying to dump an econobox like this and you have no $$.... wouldn't you just cut the springs? Or does that not go low enough?

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      02-16-2012 10:55 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by John A View Post
      Honest question.... if you're trying to dump an econobox like this and you have no $$.... wouldn't you just cut the springs? Or does that not go low enough?
      If I'm reading the thread right, and I do believe I'm trying my best, the OP said cutting the springs wasn't safe ... which is entirely expected given this as his solution.

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      02-16-2012 10:57 PM #35
      that reminds me EXACTLY of the crap i used to see on 190revolution, the 190E fanboi site. i literally saw that exact same thing. on an MB. guy wanted to know if other people would be interested in him making kits! ghetto rigging for ghetto rigs. got to love how that guy waited until his civic had almost 300K miles before cobbling that clusterf%#@ together.

      the word $t@nce should be banished from the entire car culture, starting with TCL. seriously, maybe if everyone just ignored it, it would just go away. if it has nothing to do with driving, it should have nothing to do with cars. i'd rather see 14 tv screens in a miata than a front wheel drive car with its rear suspension drooping out of its @$$.

      this is why bosozoku is so frikkin choice. elegant even. it's like they anticipated all of this full on retard poseur crap and bypassed entire generations of ignorant trends, going directly over the edge of insanity. no one needs to explain when everyone's just funnin' on everyone.

      these civic guys (and plenty of vw nowadays too, unfortunately) build stuff like that and then actually take themselves seriously.

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