Gotdang, I have the worse luck when it comes to road hazards. This is my S4 from several years back on I-75 while taking my young cousins to Disney. Pipe fell off a truck, car in front of me kicked it up, and bam. Luckily it didn't pierce the inside.
Now fast forward to last night. Driving in the left hand lane of I-4. Car in front of me decides that running over a tire is a smart thing to do. Said car kicks the tire in the air, and voila. Looks like I might need a new bumper.
I'm off to get my inspection.