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    View Poll Results: Which BMW has the ugliest face?

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    Thread: Which BMW has the ugliest face?

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      02-24-2012 02:51 PM #1
      BMW 1-series


      BMW X1


      BMW 5-series GT
      Audi
      Mercedes-Benz X 2

    2. 02-24-2012 02:58 PM #2
      haters will hate, but i love the look of the x1. that being said, we're gonna get a fully loaded cx-5 and pocket the savings.

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      02-24-2012 02:58 PM #3
      ^This

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      02-24-2012 03:17 PM #4
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      02-24-2012 03:20 PM #5
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      02-24-2012 03:22 PM #6
      No choice for "All of the above?"
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      02-24-2012 03:40 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by Professor Gascan View Post
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      02-24-2012 03:40 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by rlfletch View Post
      No choice for "All of the above?"

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    9. 02-24-2012 03:51 PM #9
      And the winner is

    10. 02-24-2012 04:01 PM #10
      X1 is actually OK, the others are hideous.

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      02-24-2012 04:26 PM #11
      Actually, the 1-series oddly doesn't look too bad in that picture. Maybe the white kidneys (and other white bits) plus the Valencia orange color sorta go with the slightly odd styling. At least it has character and its own style (also compared to other BMW models). A helluva lot more exciting design than the new A3 which is just current and old Audi design cues stitched together. *yawn*
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      02-24-2012 04:32 PM #12
      I think my e36 looks better than those cars even after my brother crashed it and we jimmy rigged the front end back together so he could get to work that afternoon.


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      02-24-2012 04:36 PM #13
      this is the most difficult poll ever
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      02-24-2012 04:38 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
      Actually, the 1-series oddly doesn't look too bad in that picture. Maybe the white kidneys (and other white bits) plus the Valencia orange color sorta go with the slightly odd styling. At least it has character and its own style (also compared to other BMW models). A helluva lot more exciting design than the new A3 which is just current and old Audi design cues stitched together. *yawn*
      You know, I'm not crazy about the A3 and the Audi fan "clean styling" line is tired but when I look at the 1-Series...in this instance, I have to say that an A3 is refreshing to look at in comparison.
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      02-24-2012 04:39 PM #15
      The X1 looks OK in person, and has quite attractive lease rates, even in Canuckstan. The interior is more cramped than an CX5, and from what I had remembered the 8spd autotragic is standard on the x1.

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      02-24-2012 04:40 PM #16
      To stay on topic, I'm going to vote the 1-series.
      I loved the 1-series hatch when it first came out. It looks phenomenal with the M-Sport package.
      It's like they pulled an Acura with the 1 series. From the beautiful 3g TL-S to the abomination that we get now.


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    17. 02-24-2012 04:41 PM #17
      Are you still beating your girlfriend?

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      02-24-2012 05:56 PM #18
      The X1 looks nice
      pardon my 'merican

    19. 02-24-2012 05:56 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by AIRider View Post
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      Try answering that question with a Yes or No.
      Is the girl on the right or left your beaten girlfriend?


    20. 02-24-2012 06:17 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by Golgo-13 View Post
      haters will hate, but i love the look of the x1. that being said, we're gonna get a fully loaded cx-5 and pocket the savings.

      Longtime BMW fan and driver (learned how to drive on a 3er), but BMWs have gotten uglier and uglier (esp. up front).

      Can toss in the new 3 Series to the mix as well as the new X3 (which is worse than the X1) and it's not like the front of the 5 and 7 Series aren't lookers either.

      It's a darn shame b/c they finally go the interior quality up to where it should be for their lower end models (3 Series, X3) - so BMW addressed that issue.
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      02-24-2012 06:30 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by EKaru View Post
      BMW 1-series
      What the hell were they thinking???
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      02-24-2012 09:12 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by juice View Post
      X1 is actually OK, the others are hideous.
      x2

      Don't see anything wrong with the face of the X1. The side profile is what makes it ugly, IMO.

      As for the 1er, the whole front piece is what makes is ugly. Hopefully the aftermarket will be able to solve that issue.

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      02-24-2012 09:55 PM #24
      That grill on the new 1-Series is totally lolz.

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      02-24-2012 09:58 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by magicninja View Post
      I think my e36 looks better than those cars even after my brother crashed it and we jimmy rigged the front end back together so he could get to work that afternoon.
      I think I have to agree.

      As for voting: can't decide, they all remind me of Mr Potato Head.

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      02-24-2012 10:03 PM #27
      Based on faces alone, the 5GT.

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      02-24-2012 10:09 PM #28
      I can't stand the new BMW front ends (though the X1 really isn't bad IMO).

      The kidneys just need some kind of bumper-y thing or contrast rub-strip underneath them or they're super goofy looking.
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      02-25-2012 09:11 AM #29


      Who attacked the BMW product line with a heat gun?

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      02-25-2012 09:27 AM #30
      BMW used to be one of the coolest brands ever. What happened!?!?!?!

    30. 02-25-2012 11:41 AM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by Dutchmastr9 View Post
      this is the most difficult poll ever

      Its hard to pick which one is the worst.

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      02-25-2012 11:51 AM #32
      Rename this thread ASAP.

      "Which of these BMWs has the least ugliest face?"
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      02-25-2012 12:08 PM #33
      Came for


      Left equally grossed out.

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      02-25-2012 04:58 PM #34
      The E60 by far, those headlights were disgusting

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      02-25-2012 05:10 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by kindofblue59 View Post
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