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    1. Member Notch__Johnson's Avatar
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      03-13-2012 08:01 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
      I LOL'ed



      I uh.......I guess circumcision?



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      03-13-2012 08:11 PM #52
      Well that's easy. I'll die trying to surf on a rocket.

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      03-13-2012 08:20 PM #53
      ****.

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      03-13-2012 08:34 PM #54
      I guess Im going to get taken out by a Corrado...

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      03-13-2012 08:35 PM #55
      being smashed by initials on my birthday?
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      Station wagons are for moms and Europe.

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      03-13-2012 08:42 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by dunhamjr View Post
      the story just writes itself.

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      03-13-2012 08:44 PM #57
      Idk, what is in store for me?
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      03-13-2012 08:48 PM #58
      Quote Originally Posted by Twistedsix View Post
      Idk, what is in store for me?
      You and five of your drunken hipster bros are playing twister. The fat one gets left leg green, and boom, you get a leg right through your solar plexis before you even get a chance to flinch.
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      03-13-2012 08:48 PM #59
      i would die, because the fact that i show no mercy, would eventually lead to my end in a rage/cocaine fueled bender
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      Girls I like suck in bed. I prefer angry vicious hate ****ing. Is it ok to have a GF I like and one or two I hate?

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      03-13-2012 08:49 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
      being smashed by initials on my birthday?
      More like getting shishkabobed by 714 really small javelins.
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    11. 03-13-2012 09:10 PM #61
      I die like this.

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      03-13-2012 09:17 PM #62


      Google images, coming through once again.
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      03-13-2012 09:27 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I guess I would commit suicide while racing Motocross?
      squared
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      03-13-2012 09:29 PM #64
      Poor jebglx......he's going to be killed by a car he hasn't owned in years. Driven by his dog, no less
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      03-13-2012 09:31 PM #65
      Hannibal Lecter angry pig style?

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      03-13-2012 09:33 PM #66
      Bunch of MK4s crash into me and kill me?

    17. 03-13-2012 09:53 PM #67
      Quick and painless for me suckas.

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      03-13-2012 09:55 PM #68
      food poisoning.

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      03-13-2012 10:01 PM #69
      Quote Originally Posted by rstolz
      We want you to buy a new car, show it off, so we can tell you how terrible your choice was. GT3...new? You're throwing away money, buy it used. Leases? Terrible, get a personal loan and make minimum payments & invest in stocks. Unless you can buy it outright in cash. Or just buy a Fiero.

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      03-13-2012 10:13 PM #70
      Killed by a student
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      03-13-2012 10:15 PM #71
      some nordic creature named alex on noridca skiis will hunt me down.
      welcome to the layer cake

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      03-13-2012 10:16 PM #72
      Suffocation by upper lip hair
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      03-13-2012 10:22 PM #73
      Apparently something gets busted off somewhere

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      03-13-2012 10:29 PM #74
      Damn, I guess it wasn't worth fixing after all. I'm assuming Final Destination style, jack collapses and car falls on head.

      What an awesome thread.
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      03-13-2012 10:36 PM #75
      I guess i could get my head cut off because of radiator fan from a VW.
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      Oh mellberg is cool, but his car certainly isn't helping that happen.

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