some nordic creature named alex on noridca skiis will hunt me down.
I guess i could get my head cut off because of radiator fan from a VW.
What if someone breaks into your house tonight. See the guy is this washed up ventriloquist and his dummy keeps telling him to do bad things. If he doesn't do the bad things, the dummy says that Satan will be pissed. So the guy's dummy tells him to break into your house and do terrible things to you. So he breaks in and proceeds to rape you while he's wearing the dummy on his hand. The whole time his dummy is laughing, but it's not really the dummy laughing, it's the guy. He' just laughing through the dummy. And once he's done deflowering you, he takes a pillow and uses his dummy hand to make the dummy smother you to death.
Oh yeah, the dummy's name is Chips Ahoy!
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Hoping I walk outside one day, start enjoying the nice sunshine, birds in the trees singing, girls in their short skirts.....etc
Boom, one of these bad boys falls off Richard Branson's Virgin Space Shuttle impaling me in the head.
A(u). Klasse A, unbeschrankt, ungedrosselt
Compared to a British roadster, all Volkswagens are reliable!
nevAr Lose - DE Minister of Foreign Affairs and Deputy Bankruptcy Controller - IPROfftopikstan
From the stress of opening up a fledgling architectural firm?
I guess it's better than what it used to be - which would have been the stress of owning my crappy Rabbit GTI