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    Thread: If your username is how you die, how do you die?

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      03-13-2012 09:15 PM #71
      some nordic creature named alex on noridca skiis will hunt me down.
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      03-13-2012 09:16 PM #72
      Suffocation by upper lip hair

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      03-13-2012 09:22 PM #73
      Apparently something gets busted off somewhere

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      03-13-2012 09:29 PM #74
      Damn, I guess it wasn't worth fixing after all. I'm assuming Final Destination style, jack collapses and car falls on head.

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      03-13-2012 09:36 PM #75
      I guess i could get my head cut off because of radiator fan from a VW.
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      Oh mellberg is cool, but his car certainly isn't helping that happen.

    6. 03-13-2012 09:37 PM #76
      It's impossible to say. Everyone who has made an educated guess so far has been wrong. And a couple of those guessers were pretty positive that they had it figured out.

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      03-13-2012 09:37 PM #77
      By some ungodly Alan Greenspan - Terminator hybrid

      Sent from my shoe phone

    8. 03-13-2012 09:38 PM #78
      Quote Originally Posted by GTiTOM View Post
      G being her bra size, and Ommm being what they say in yoga. See, perfectly accurate. And it will be a wonderful death. At least that seems better than being run over by a GTi

      Sorry. She's a 32HH.

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      03-13-2012 10:17 PM #79
      Ducks never say die.

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      03-13-2012 10:32 PM #80
      Quote Originally Posted by GordonBombay View Post
      Ducks never say die.
      Charlie sheen will mistake you for his brother and murder you in a coke fueled tiger blood rage. Or the kid from Dawson's creek will stab you with a skate.

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      03-13-2012 10:52 PM #81
      my username says ill die from obesity
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      Chunky girls love your user name.
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      you really have to calm it down dude. take a deep breath. its the internet. everything will be ok.

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      03-13-2012 11:10 PM #82
      im going to assume its going to involve a vanagon, some alcohol and alot of stupidity.

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      03-13-2012 11:17 PM #83
      Quote Originally Posted by Chips Ahoy! View Post
      my username says ill die from obesity
      Meh, you can be more creative than that...

      What if someone breaks into your house tonight. See the guy is this washed up ventriloquist and his dummy keeps telling him to do bad things. If he doesn't do the bad things, the dummy says that Satan will be pissed. So the guy's dummy tells him to break into your house and do terrible things to you. So he breaks in and proceeds to rape you while he's wearing the dummy on his hand. The whole time his dummy is laughing, but it's not really the dummy laughing, it's the guy. He' just laughing through the dummy. And once he's done deflowering you, he takes a pillow and uses his dummy hand to make the dummy smother you to death.

      Oh yeah, the dummy's name is Chips Ahoy!
      Last edited by JacksSenseOfRejection; 03-13-2012 at 11:20 PM.

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      03-13-2012 11:54 PM #84
      Trying to be a hero but dying in the process and learning that I'm no hero.
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      03-14-2012 12:10 AM #85
      An entire city is going to kill me?

      Makes me slightly rethink the green beer fueled rage I'll be in all weekend.
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      Nah. 10 mins later he was yelling in the cat's direction that he was going to call the police and have him arrested, then asking for cake.

    16. 03-14-2012 12:12 AM #86
      Killed by mostly annoying music or drowned by alcohol in paradise.

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      03-14-2012 12:29 AM #87
      90's NHL tough guy is going to pummel me to death (Mark Visheau)

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      03-14-2012 12:32 AM #88
      Hoping I walk outside one day, start enjoying the nice sunshine, birds in the trees singing, girls in their short skirts.....etc

      Boom, one of these bad boys falls off Richard Branson's Virgin Space Shuttle impaling me in the head.

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      It ain't easy being an overweight, uneducated, Sunfire driving whoop whooping clown.

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      03-14-2012 12:49 AM #89
      Travelling at 22 MPH in the year 2022 when suddenly my Audi's glowing CEL explodes, killing me and anyone within a 22 mile radius.

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      03-14-2012 01:35 AM #90
      My death will be related to driving an E30 318

      it's a 318i ..
      Last edited by CJ318; 03-14-2012 at 01:50 AM.

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      03-14-2012 01:38 AM #91
      Quote Originally Posted by CJ318 View Post
      My death will be related to driving an E30 318
      If you're lucky it'll be a 318is.

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      03-14-2012 02:13 AM #92
      auto erotic asphyxiation

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      03-14-2012 03:06 AM #93
      so...like this i guess.

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      03-14-2012 05:24 AM #94
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      i uh..................... 16 year old girl crashes into me?
      Well played.....

      I suppose I will be working on the modern version of the Manhattan Project, and something will go very very wrong.
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      03-14-2012 06:35 AM #95
      I'd rather not think about it

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      03-14-2012 06:36 AM #96
      From the stress of opening up a fledgling architectural firm?


      I guess it's better than what it used to be - which would have been the stress of owning my crappy Rabbit GTI

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      03-14-2012 07:16 AM #97
      Quote Originally Posted by nutcracker View Post
      I'd rather not think about it
      LOLOLOL

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      03-14-2012 07:18 AM #98
      I get killed driving a Maserati Gran Turismo...Or I die while playing Gran Turismo?



      It'd be a pretty exciting way to go.



      That, not as much.
      Last edited by Gran Turismo; 03-14-2012 at 07:21 AM.

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      03-14-2012 07:42 AM #99
      Quote Originally Posted by nutcracker View Post
      I'd rather not think about it
      ballet accidents are no joke, son.

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      An entire city is going to kill me?
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      03-14-2012 09:23 AM #100
      A speaker array at an outdoor concert fell on me.

    31. 03-14-2012 09:45 AM #101
      Mmmmmm....

      pie pants.

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      03-14-2012 09:52 AM #102
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      squared

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      03-14-2012 09:55 AM #103
      Quote Originally Posted by GordonBombay View Post
      Ducks never say die.
      quack... quack... quack... quack... QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!

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      03-14-2012 10:06 AM #104
      The Stinger.

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      03-14-2012 10:23 AM #105
      Quote Originally Posted by JacksSenseOfRejection View Post
      If you're lucky it'll be a 318is.
      I miss mine
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