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    Thread: Subaru BRZ Owner's Manual - Explained!

    1. 03-14-2012 11:49 PM #1
      Recently, it came to my attention that the Subaru BRZ owner's manual has made its way online. There are several complicated diagrams and lots of technical information inside, so I thought I'd provide my readers with a guide to some of the most important points about this new and exciting car.


      Remote electrocution ability prevents Mr. Game and Watch from stealing your Subaru BRZ.


      OMONOMNOMNOM!

      Do not let your guard down. Subaru BRZ is very hungry.



      While not required for operation of the Subaru BRZ, be aware that every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.



      Do not roll the Subaru BRZ onto its roof. This will enrage the Subaru BRZ.



      No cutesy ****.



      Subaru BRZ should not be used to tow horse trailers.



      Not even if you push the trailer, smartass.



      Eh, suit yourself.



      Toyota and Subaru love you and want you to be happy.



      Real talk on that last one.
      Last edited by Slonie; 03-14-2012 at 11:57 PM.

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      03-14-2012 11:52 PM #2


      Reminds me of this:

      The gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out
      What you on about ?

    3. 03-14-2012 11:59 PM #3
      Quote Originally Posted by J-Tim View Post

      Reminds me of this:
      It's not a coincidence that I am a huge fan of that image.

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      03-15-2012 01:27 AM #4
      Sharp dressed man... how old are you?
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      03-15-2012 01:29 AM #5
      Nice work OP!!!
      Stretched, poke, rubbed......sounds like a porn stars butt hole.

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      03-15-2012 01:56 AM #6
      Lost it at Mr. Game reference.

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      03-15-2012 02:50 PM #9
      needs more Slonie-fied character drawings...

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      03-15-2012 02:52 PM #10
      what is the deal with the "pushing the trailer" one? Is it talking about safe following distance or something?

    11. 03-15-2012 03:01 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Techun View Post
      what is the deal with the "pushing the trailer" one? Is it talking about safe following distance or something?
      Not to detract from my jokes, but... It's actually saying you shouldn't tow the car with all 4 wheels on the ground if it has an automatic transmission (but it's okay if you have a manual transmission). Good to know, right?

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      03-16-2012 12:09 AM #12
      haha, I love "no cutesy ****" and the trailer ones
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    14. 03-16-2012 04:13 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Jerry_HEAVEN View Post
      needs more Slonie-fied character drawings...
      Maybe an updated version of this?


      enjoycorolla by Slonie, on Flickr


      Glad y'all are enjoying the captions! Don't get OMNOMNOM'd by your BRZ.

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      03-16-2012 04:21 PM #15
      Not bad.

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      03-16-2012 04:38 PM #19
      Mr. Game and Watch!

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      03-16-2012 04:42 PM #20
      SLONIE!!!

      Dude. We'd given you up for dead.

      And those are great.

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      03-16-2012 04:50 PM #21
      I laff'd

    22. 03-19-2012 04:19 AM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by Numbersix View Post
      SLONIE!!!

      Dude. We'd given you up for dead.

      And those are great.
      I'm still alive! Of course, I probably won't start another new thread until another few years pass!

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      03-19-2012 04:24 AM #23
      What color are you going to get Slonie?
      The good news: I gave up on being one of the cool kids!

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      03-19-2012 08:06 AM #24
      Still laughing.

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      03-19-2012 08:36 AM #25

      The Subaru BRZ is very intolerant of those that wear white pants after Labor Day.




      The Subaru BRZ is not to be worn as a hat.




      The Subaru BRZ is not down with anal... yet.

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      03-19-2012 08:37 AM #26
      Good laugh

    27. 03-19-2012 02:43 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post

      OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

      My alternate take, of course.

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      03-20-2012 01:02 AM #28

      Subaru BRZ should not be used to tow empty trailers.
      Put some autocross wheels and tyres in the biatch.

      Last edited by BRealistic; 03-20-2012 at 01:22 AM.
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    29. 03-22-2012 04:02 PM #29
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    30. 03-22-2012 10:20 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by cougar View Post
      But you guys saw it first! Er, second, after people who read my blog.

      Still, with 22,000 hits today on that post alone, I now realize just how many readers Jalopnik has... Wow!

      I might add that if you go to their comment thread, there are some pretty good ones in there, too...

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