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    03-19-2012 12:41 AM #37
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    03-19-2012 12:46 AM #38
    Is that this girl's sister??


    edit - is it the same girl??
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    03-19-2012 01:22 AM #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Gee Spoolin View Post
    I'd bet she gives good head

    Either that, or she will name her kid Jayden/Hayden/Kayden.
    I'm guessing you read my thread in OT?

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    03-19-2012 02:00 AM #40
    He should be spending less time nagging her and more time ****ing the **** out of her.
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    03-19-2012 02:23 AM #41
    Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
    He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

    I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

    Chris
    I was thinking the same thing; however, I would have not married someone this dumb, even if they were SH in bed and looked great (which she does not).

    I asked my wife and she in less than a second said an hour.... But again my wife is sometimes smarted than me.

  7. 03-19-2012 02:55 AM #42
    Disclaimer: Let's assume this is a genuine video.

    I would pay money to watch a doctor explain child birth to her when she's 7 months pregnant.

    "Miss, you understand...this baby will come out of your vagina right?"

    "What!?"



    Seriously...find this guy, and I'll pay to go watch her "learn".
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    03-19-2012 04:48 AM #43
    huge turn off

    i hate dumb b!tches
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  9. 03-19-2012 05:04 AM #44
    The real idiots are those who fall for videos as fake as this one.

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    03-19-2012 05:37 AM #45
    I would.

    Also, unlike him, I wouldn't make fun of how dumb my hot wife is.

    So, she should.
    how come a transvestite donkey witch is next to you and why is it wearing a dress?

    Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more goddamn time!

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    03-19-2012 05:47 AM #46
    haha wtf
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    03-19-2012 07:48 AM #47
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    Miles per hour, its a science.

    Hmmm... cut it in half.... Tire turns 400x per mile... makes sense.

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    03-19-2012 07:49 AM #48
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  14. 03-19-2012 07:59 AM #49
    EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR, read my lips, EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR

    If you guys think shes hot, you need to log off match.com and go outside, seriously.
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    03-19-2012 11:29 AM #50
    Quote Originally Posted by lojasmo View Post
    TCL just got trolled.
    Its 'TRENDING' Its gone viral...its on the msn.com home page as a news story....

    http://now.msn.com/entertainment/031...mph-video.aspx
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    03-19-2012 11:36 AM #51
    Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
    He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

    I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

    Chris

    this.

    why would you "marry" an idiot?

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    03-19-2012 11:38 AM #52
    She's got to be good in bed.

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    03-19-2012 11:41 AM #53
    Quote Originally Posted by BostonB6 View Post
    She's got to be good in bed.
    I'd imagine so. All of the dumb ones let you do despicable things. (and they tend to enjoy it!)
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    03-19-2012 11:41 AM #54
    Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
    He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

    I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

    Chris



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    The real idiot is behind the wheel. Raise your hand if you want to take your family in your car and drive on the interstate next to the SUV with the driver filming a video as he goes down the road at 80 mph.

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    03-19-2012 11:53 AM #55
    I foresee a web redemption in our future.
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    03-19-2012 11:59 AM #56
    Quote Originally Posted by Vanilla_Coke View Post
    EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR, read my lips, EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR
    80 miles x hour / 80 miles = / hour so divide by 2!!!

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    03-19-2012 02:00 PM #58
    Maybe she was on the way home from the dentist.


    That would explain everything.

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    03-19-2012 03:59 PM #59
    Quote Originally Posted by mr lee View Post
    I foresee a web redemption in our future.
    If it is staged, it was good enough to get Tosh.0.

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    03-19-2012 04:16 PM #60
    Quote Originally Posted by McBanagon View Post
    Maybe she was on the way home from the dentist.


    That would explain everything.
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    03-19-2012 04:26 PM #61
    Stupid girl? Sure. But this guy is truly a lousy husband for badgering his wife like that, and on the interweb no less.

    If she doesn't understand, just explain it to her. What a jerk.

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    03-19-2012 04:28 PM #62
    Quote Originally Posted by B3sat16v View Post
    But again my wife is sometimes smarted than me.
    maybe more than you think

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    03-19-2012 04:35 PM #63
    Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
    He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

    I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

    Chris
    Exactly. What kind of asshatdouchebag mortifies his wife on the internet like that?
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    03-19-2012 04:40 PM #64
    Quote Originally Posted by aoj2108 View Post
    She made herself look dumb But he's an idiot for marrying an idiot. I weep for their future children.
    She's dumb, he thinks he's REALLY smart so mediocre self centered children?
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    03-19-2012 04:40 PM #65
    Quote Originally Posted by clean'nblackmk4 View Post
    She'd better be damn good in bed.
    Since she can run the mile in 7 minutes, she's gotta be.

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    03-19-2012 04:49 PM #66
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    Exactly. What kind of asshatdouchebag mortifies his wife on the internet like that?
    posting a funny video of your wife not being able to do math really isn't that bad. she probably laughed it off and told him he could post it.

    i've seen worse.
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    03-19-2012 04:56 PM #67
    Quote Originally Posted by Inspector Detector View Post
    Since she can run the mile in 7 minutes, she's gotta be.
    Except I doubt she can...

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    03-19-2012 04:58 PM #68
    Quote Originally Posted by stascom View Post
    Except I doubt she can...
    OK then, the real question is could Paris Hilton answer this same question?

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    03-19-2012 05:18 PM #69
    Assuming she is dumb because she sucks at math kinda shows your own lack of intelligence: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...-at-maths.html
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    03-19-2012 06:03 PM #70
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    Assuming she is dumb because she sucks at math kinda shows your own lack of intelligence: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...-at-maths.html
    She's not bad at math. She's bad at reasoning. The question involves no math. It's simple comprehension.
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