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      03-19-2012 11:36 AM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
      He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

      I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

      Chris

      this.

      why would you "marry" an idiot?
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      03-19-2012 11:38 AM #52
      She's got to be good in bed.

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      03-19-2012 11:41 AM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by BostonB6 View Post
      She's got to be good in bed.
      I'd imagine so. All of the dumb ones let you do despicable things. (and they tend to enjoy it!)
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      03-19-2012 11:41 AM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
      He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

      I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

      Chris



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      The real idiot is behind the wheel. Raise your hand if you want to take your family in your car and drive on the interstate next to the SUV with the driver filming a video as he goes down the road at 80 mph.

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      03-19-2012 11:53 AM #55
      I foresee a web redemption in our future.
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      03-19-2012 11:59 AM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by Vanilla_Coke View Post
      EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR, read my lips, EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR
      80 miles x hour / 80 miles = / hour so divide by 2!!!

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      03-19-2012 02:00 PM #58
      Maybe she was on the way home from the dentist.


      That would explain everything.

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      03-19-2012 03:59 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by mr lee View Post
      I foresee a web redemption in our future.
      If it is staged, it was good enough to get Tosh.0.

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      03-19-2012 04:16 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by McBanagon View Post
      Maybe she was on the way home from the dentist.


      That would explain everything.
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      03-19-2012 04:26 PM #61
      Stupid girl? Sure. But this guy is truly a lousy husband for badgering his wife like that, and on the interweb no less.

      If she doesn't understand, just explain it to her. What a jerk.

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      03-19-2012 04:28 PM #62
      Quote Originally Posted by B3sat16v View Post
      But again my wife is sometimes smarted than me.
      maybe more than you think

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      03-19-2012 04:35 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
      He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

      I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

      Chris
      Exactly. What kind of asshatdouchebag mortifies his wife on the internet like that?

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      03-19-2012 04:40 PM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by aoj2108 View Post
      She made herself look dumb But he's an idiot for marrying an idiot. I weep for their future children.
      She's dumb, he thinks he's REALLY smart so mediocre self centered children?
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      03-19-2012 04:40 PM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by clean'nblackmk4 View Post
      She'd better be damn good in bed.
      Since she can run the mile in 7 minutes, she's gotta be.

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      03-19-2012 04:49 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Exactly. What kind of asshatdouchebag mortifies his wife on the internet like that?
      posting a funny video of your wife not being able to do math really isn't that bad. she probably laughed it off and told him he could post it.

      i've seen worse.
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      03-19-2012 04:56 PM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by Inspector Detector View Post
      Since she can run the mile in 7 minutes, she's gotta be.
      Except I doubt she can...

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      03-19-2012 04:58 PM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by stascom View Post
      Except I doubt she can...
      OK then, the real question is could Paris Hilton answer this same question?

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      03-19-2012 05:18 PM #69
      Assuming she is dumb because she sucks at math kinda shows your own lack of intelligence: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...-at-maths.html

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      03-19-2012 06:03 PM #70
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Assuming she is dumb because she sucks at math kinda shows your own lack of intelligence: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...-at-maths.html
      She's not bad at math. She's bad at reasoning. The question involves no math. It's simple comprehension.
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      03-19-2012 06:44 PM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by DustinM View Post
      I have nothing to add, other than she's dumb. would plow and tell her i can't get her pregnant.


      thinking the same thing

    22. 03-19-2012 06:46 PM #72
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Assuming she is dumb because she sucks at math kinda shows your own lack of intelligence:
      How was that a math question?

      Quote Originally Posted by mellbergVWfan View Post
      She's not bad at math. She's bad at reasoning. The question involves no math. It's simple comprehension.

    23. 03-19-2012 06:54 PM #73
      Seems fake, even a blond can't be that dumb.

    24. 03-19-2012 06:58 PM #74
      Quote Originally Posted by koko12 View Post
      Seems fake, even a blond can't be that dumb.
      Esp. when a quick search discovers that "travis chambers" promotes himself thus: "I karate digerati content marketing strategies"

      Odds this is "real" = zero.

    25. 03-19-2012 07:02 PM #75
      She is so high..


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