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    1. 03-19-2012 12:07 AM #26
      when you mention mph and women in the same sentence I usually think "Moods per hour".

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      03-19-2012 12:08 AM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
      He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

      I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

      Chris
      She made herself look dumb But he's an idiot for marrying an idiot. I weep for their future children.

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      03-19-2012 12:12 AM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by Gee Spoolin View Post
      I'd bet she gives good head
      I hope so.

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      03-19-2012 12:15 AM #29
      Newsflash, it's fake.

      Quote Originally Posted by SpecialFX View Post
      The real idiot is behind the wheel. Raise your hand if you want to take your family in your car and drive on the interstate next to the SUV with the driver filming a video as he goes down the road at 80 mph.
      And this too.

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      03-19-2012 12:19 AM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by dodger21 View Post
      My pregnant wife guessed 80 minutes.
      too late to back out!!!
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      Nah, understeering into a tree in a Honda like a teenage girl ruins your street cred. I'd leave the door to show how hard you are.

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      03-19-2012 12:25 AM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by DustinM View Post
      I have nothing to add, other than she's dumb. would plow and tell her i can't get her pregnant.

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      03-19-2012 12:25 AM #32
      BlondStar how long will it take me to go 80 miles if i'm traveling at 80mph?
      TCL lurker with binge posting tendencies.

    8. 03-19-2012 12:33 AM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by ForVWLife View Post
      i cant imagine a day in the life of this girl
      Give head,
      Stop
      Breath
      Get up
      Check ya weave.

    9. 03-19-2012 12:38 AM #34
      inb4 i just wanted it to snow girl has grown up

    10. 03-19-2012 12:39 AM #35
      not going to lie, but the whole reasoning process kind of reminds me of TCL
      Girls and Money and New Clothes

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      03-19-2012 12:41 AM #36

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      03-19-2012 12:41 AM #37
      I...I...

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      03-19-2012 12:46 AM #38
      Is that this girl's sister??


      edit - is it the same girl??
      Last edited by FiveAinOne; 03-19-2012 at 12:48 AM.

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      03-19-2012 01:22 AM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by Gee Spoolin View Post
      I'd bet she gives good head

      Either that, or she will name her kid Jayden/Hayden/Kayden.
      I'm guessing you read my thread in OT?

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      03-19-2012 02:00 AM #40
      He should be spending less time nagging her and more time ****ing the **** out of her.
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      03-19-2012 02:23 AM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
      He's an idiot for making his wife look dumb on the internet.

      I'd venture to say that he's an even bigger idiot.

      Chris
      I was thinking the same thing; however, I would have not married someone this dumb, even if they were SH in bed and looked great (which she does not).

      I asked my wife and she in less than a second said an hour.... But again my wife is sometimes smarted than me.

    17. 03-19-2012 02:55 AM #42
      Disclaimer: Let's assume this is a genuine video.

      I would pay money to watch a doctor explain child birth to her when she's 7 months pregnant.

      "Miss, you understand...this baby will come out of your vagina right?"

      "What!?"



      Seriously...find this guy, and I'll pay to go watch her "learn".

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      03-19-2012 04:48 AM #43
      huge turn off

      i hate dumb b!tches
      Cheap GARAGE CLEANOUT here.

    19. 03-19-2012 05:04 AM #44
      The real idiots are those who fall for videos as fake as this one.

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      03-19-2012 05:37 AM #45
      I would.

      Also, unlike him, I wouldn't make fun of how dumb my hot wife is.

      So, she should.
      how come a transvestite donkey witch is next to you and why is it wearing a dress?

      Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more goddamn time!

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      03-19-2012 05:47 AM #46
      haha wtf

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      03-19-2012 07:48 AM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Veedubya View Post
      Miles per hour, its a science.
      Hmmm... cut it in half.... Tire turns 400x per mile... makes sense.

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      03-19-2012 07:49 AM #48
      I fear for my kind.....
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    24. 03-19-2012 07:59 AM #49
      EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR, read my lips, EIGHTY MILES PER HOUR

      If you guys think shes hot, you need to log off match.com and go outside, seriously.
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      You must be a professional troll in real life.
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      I'm more amused by the scientific formulas people bring up to justify why a BRZ lost to a Megane. Like really? All that college education you paid for and a BRZ is that important to you to go into some asinine explanation about how it's still a good track car?

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      03-19-2012 11:29 AM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by lojasmo View Post
      TCL just got trolled.
      Its 'TRENDING' Its gone viral...its on the msn.com home page as a news story....

      http://now.msn.com/entertainment/031...mph-video.aspx
      Last edited by Ski The East; 03-19-2012 at 11:33 AM.

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