Office hot vs. Hot hot...

[Preppy]

Show your definition of office hot vs hot hot.

Office Hot:

Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work. Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho.

Office hot (aka british hot)


Hot hot

[Oliver@triplezoom]

I used to watch The Price is Right with my roommate and any mildly attractive contestant was deemed to be "Price is Right hot".

[xombiesarelove]

Isnt there an episode of How I Met Your Mother about this subject?

[Preppy]

Isnt there an episode of How I Met Your Mother about this subject?

Dunno, never seen the show; because it's unfunny.

[Big M]

Office hot

[TheDarkEnergist]

Everyone in OT already knows my answer to this question.

[cockerpunk]

there is also engineering scale hot.

which is basically whatever her score is normally, plus 2 or 3 points.

im personally more a fan of binary system myself. arguing the difference between a 7 or 8 just doesn't seem worth my time. both are 1s.

[Elbows]

Maybe some other guys would understand "FLETC hot"?

[TheGreenspanator]

Everyone in OT already knows my answer to this question.

[ATL_Av8r]

It happens. When I'm at work there's a couple chicks that I think "man...I could fap to that", but when it comes time to get down to business, they don't facilitate that activity very well. Now if they wanted to give me a quick handy in a conference room, I'm sure it would be a different story.

[Preppy]

there is also engineering scale hot.

which is basically whatever her score is normally, plus 2 or 3 points.

im personally more a fan of binary system myself. arguing the difference between a 7 or 8 just doesn't seem worth my time. both are 1s.

Like, while you're sitting in engineering class?
I was in Industrial Engineering... which was close enough to chem to almost not require the engineering scale. Comp and Elec? Try adding 5-6 points.

What about a logarithmic scale for engineering hot?

[jason_kendall]

lets see some british office sloots

[cockerpunk]

Like, while you're sitting in engineering class?
I was in Industrial Engineering... which was close enough to chem to almost not require the engineering scale. Comp and Elec? Try adding 5-6 points.

What about a logarithmic scale for engineering hot?

back in college, maybe id argue with you, but in the real world, all i care about is the binary scale. 1 or 0, that's all that really matters. i was an ME student, we had some at least 7s on the regular scale, though, they were bat-**** crazy as well.

we also have a formula for computing the single girl value of a three sum. something like add there decimal scale values together, divide by N+1 factorial or something like that.

[bmoney 303]

lets see some british office slags

innit

[Techun]

early years of Pam from the US Office is the best example of this. They even say it I few times I believe.

[TheDarkEnergist]

back in college, maybe id argue with you, but in the real world, all i care about is the binary scale. 1 or 0, that's all that really matters. i was an ME student, we had some at least 7s on the regular scale, though, they were bat-**** crazy as well.

we also have a formula for computing the single girl value of a three sum. something like add there decimal scale values together, divide by N+1 factorial or something like that.

... Nerds.

[not JDM]

early years of Pam from the US Office is the best example of this. They even say it I few times I believe.

[MotownSVT]

... Nerds.

They were probably referring to the Omega Mu chicks...

[cockerpunk]

... Nerds.

all jocks ever think about is sports, all nerds ever think about is sex

to think that we would not attempt to quantify every variable and define a working model is silly.

[gizmopop]

That's sort of like jury duty hot or girlfriend hot...(ie someone who your girlfriend considers attractive, but not as attractive as her)


Office hot...



Hot hot...

[psbahra]

Show your definition of office hot vs hot hot.



Office hot (aka british hot)

Uh that's Amy Williams, Olympic gold medallist in skeleton. In my books she is most deffo HOT.

[MotownSVT]

all jocks ever think about is sports, all nerds ever think about is sex

to think that we would not attempt to quantify every variable and define a working model is silly.

[pknopp]

Uh that's Amy Williams, Olympic gold medallist in skeleton. In my books she is most deffo HOT.

I absolutely agree. While I understand the concept she is hot under any definition.

[Notch__Johnson]

Everyone in OT already knows my answer to this question.

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Almost all my serious girlfriends have been people I worked with in some capacity

[dieselraver]

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Almost all my serious girlfriends have been people I worked with in some capacity

last Ex was coworker, wife was a girl at a store I visited... bam marriage

[dubraycer36]

Maybe some other guys would understand "FLETC hot"?

OOH OOH! I DO I DO!

Yes, there were some FLETC Hotties way back then.
Ft. Lostinthewoods too!

[Preppy]

Uh that's Amy Williams, Olympic gold medallist in skeleton. In my books she is most deffo HOT.

eye of the beholder...

[2.FOH!!]

Both:

[dubraycer36]

eye of the beerholder...

FTFY

[VdubChaos]

People I work with are kind of like friend's girlfridends/wifes etc.

Totally off limits, not even a thought (regardless of how hot)

[DonL]

Maybe some other guys would understand "FLETC hot"?

I got what you're saying.

The closest I can get is CJ program hot. I sadly lack the credentials to expound on the "F" part of your subject. But yeah, some are real woofers.

[Notch__Johnson]

last Ex was coworker, wife was a girl at a store I visited... bam marriage

We have a strict no dating policy here so I started dating waitresses, couriers and employees of local businesses. The odds of finding a dateable person on a graveyard shift is unsurprisingly bad

[VdubChaos]

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Almost all my serious girlfriends have been people I worked with in some capacity

Some say, you find that special someone when you are not looking/least expect it. I would be lying to you if I said I didn't want to Hit>Run when I met my wife.

People that force it and go out and look for that special someone are the ones that usually fall flat on their face (in the end).

[Preppy]

I would be lying to you if I said I didn't want to Hit>Run when I met my wife.

lol same.

[FBMphil]

I started thinkin' about tappin' the 30-something year old tattoo-covered plain jane married mother of three from the Great White North at my old job. You know you've been working retail too long when...