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      03-29-2012 04:41 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by psbahra View Post
      Uh that's Amy Williams, Olympic gold medallist in skeleton. In my books she is most deffo HOT.
      eye of the beholder...
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      03-29-2012 04:44 PM #27
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      03-29-2012 04:48 PM #28
      People I work with are kind of like friend's girlfridends/wifes etc.

      Totally off limits, not even a thought (regardless of how hot)

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      03-29-2012 05:08 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      Maybe some other guys would understand "FLETC hot"?
      I got what you're saying.

      The closest I can get is CJ program hot. I sadly lack the credentials to expound on the "F" part of your subject. But yeah, some are real woofers.
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      03-29-2012 05:20 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      last Ex was coworker, wife was a girl at a store I visited... bam marriage
      We have a strict no dating policy here so I started dating waitresses, couriers and employees of local businesses. The odds of finding a dateable person on a graveyard shift is unsurprisingly bad
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      03-29-2012 05:24 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post



      Seemed appropriate to bring back







      Almost all my serious girlfriends have been people I worked with in some capacity
      Some say, you find that special someone when you are not looking/least expect it. I would be lying to you if I said I didn't want to Hit>Run when I met my wife.

      People that force it and go out and look for that special someone are the ones that usually fall flat on their face (in the end).

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      03-29-2012 05:29 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by VdubChaos View Post
      I would be lying to you if I said I didn't want to Hit>Run when I met my wife.
      lol same.
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      03-29-2012 05:30 PM #33
      I started thinkin' about tappin' the 30-something year old tattoo-covered plain jane married mother of three from the Great White North at my old job. You know you've been working retail too long when...
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      Quote Originally Posted by FBMphil View Post
      I started thinkin' about tappin' the 30-something year old Canadian tattoo-covered plain jane married mother of three from the Great White North at my old job. You know you've been working retail too long when...

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      03-29-2012 05:49 PM #35


      hoo dat?

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      03-29-2012 06:03 PM #36
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      03-29-2012 06:09 PM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by nicoli View Post


      hoo dat?
      someone who is ugly and awkward looking. boning a coworker is NEVER a good idea.
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      03-29-2012 06:58 PM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
      Office hot

      actually she is an office retard
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      03-29-2012 07:00 PM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverDub View Post
      actually she is an office retard
      we're not talking about f*cking their brains out literally, you cant eff a personality

      Everytime I see her I see Tina Fey and Lisa Ann the pr0n star
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      03-29-2012 07:24 PM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by heimbachae View Post
      boning a coworker is NEVER a good idea.
      My junk disagrees.
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      03-29-2012 07:28 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by FBMphil View Post
      I started thinkin' about tappin' the 30-something year old tattoo-covered plain jane married mother of three from the Great White North at my old job. You know you've been working retail too long when...
      Retail should have good quality ass. The grocery stores around here only hire two types of people: cute high school girls and mentally handicapped dudes.

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      03-29-2012 10:39 PM #42
      it is supply and demand.

      demand is for women, preferably hot, and this is a constant demand.

      supply in the work environment is short and often not hot.

      therefore, some not so hot get better looking when supply is very short.
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      03-29-2012 10:45 PM #43
      I'm fortunate enough to have the entire city and then some as my "office". Malls, restaurants, gas stations, anywhere that has signs that need fixin'. The scenery is always good, especially this time of year.
      I live on the edge... of town

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