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    04-01-2012 01:16 AM #2
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    WTF is up with that .GIF.....time to go to bed LOL

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    04-01-2012 01:17 AM #3
    Quote Originally Posted by DamienR8 View Post
    WTF is up with that .GIF.....time to go to bed LOL
    Looks like Venture Brothers.
    That's all I got.

    And from what I have heard- you have better steering feel humping the new 911 with three condoms on than actually driving it.
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  4. 04-01-2012 01:35 AM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
    And from what I have heard- you have better steering feel humping the new 911 with three condoms on than actually driving it.

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    04-01-2012 01:53 AM #8
    Hank is drying his crotch off with the bathroom hand dryer in that GIF.


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    04-01-2012 08:16 AM #11
    Once you test drive it, it kind of gets under your skin, and you start thinking about why you should trade in your perfectly good 997...

  11. 04-01-2012 08:22 AM #12
    So hot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbk View Post
    Once you test drive it, it kind of gets under your skin, and you start thinking about why you should trade in your perfectly good 997...
    If they give you a good trade-in for the 997...

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    04-01-2012 12:03 PM #16
    I'm starting to like the 991. Maybe they did the right thing when they made it bigger. Reviews have said it has a lot less tire noise than the 997, so from that perspective it's a proper GT car already. And the size makes it one, too. I was afraid it's kinda like a Panamera coupe already, but after I saw Chris Harris driving one like he stole it, I believe it's a real sportscar, too. So kinda like two cars in one. I'd definitely pick this for a European road trip.

    As for the 20" wheels, I sorta understand. You need to have big wheels on this car to retain the proportions now that it's grown. Also, I guess big wheels are kinda baller. However, I'd go with something lipped, as the that design makes the wheels look huge.

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    04-01-2012 05:40 PM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post

    And from what I have heard- you have better steering feel humping the new 911 with three condoms on than actually driving it.
    From what I've heard these claims are somewhat overblown and once your used to the minor difference in feel it's just as communticative as before.

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    04-01-2012 05:50 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by konigwheels View Post
    From what I've heard these claims are somewhat overblown and once your used to the minor difference in feel it's just as communticative as before.
    I know.. I know.. It's a 911 and thus is perfect.
    You just have to adjust your perception of perfection.

    But I keed... I do like the 911.
    It definitely looks awesome.
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    04-01-2012 05:54 PM #19
    nahhh i want a 959...and ill find a proper one.....
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    04-02-2012 01:23 AM #21
    There are some awkward angles on this car...



    And then there are angles where it looks so hot.

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  22. 04-02-2012 02:43 PM #24
    I get to drive one home one today. I'm anxious to drive it with all the positive comments I've heard. Great way to make a Monday better!

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    04-02-2012 03:33 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Zanardi. View Post
    I get to drive one home one today. I'm anxious to drive it with all the positive comments I've heard. Great way to make a Monday better!
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    04-02-2012 03:50 PM #26
    i really like them. for once i don't feel like it has to have a bunch of aero to make it look great. i no longer think "oh look a plain ole carrera". even though i could never afford one anyway

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    04-02-2012 03:56 PM #27
    I would get the "Delete Rear Lid Model Designation", gets rid of the Porsche and the model off the back. Looks like too much clutter. Then put the black P40SCs HREs on it, Done.
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  26. 04-02-2012 08:35 PM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by wasim12 View Post
    Do you test new vehicles or something?
    Its basically a company car to keep the explanation concise.

  27. 04-02-2012 09:09 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by bugzy View Post

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    04-02-2012 11:16 PM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Zanardi. View Post
    Its basically a company car to keep the explanation concise.
    Nice. Do I see a TCL review coming up..?
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  30. 04-02-2012 11:49 PM #32
    I cant get over how much it looks like a damn supercar now

    Evolutionary but damn Prosche stepped it up I must say

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    bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugzy View Post

    I can't stand silver cars, but this just needs to be reposted once more.

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