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    04-02-2012 01:44 AM #2
    sometimes balls need to be scratched.

  3. 04-02-2012 01:52 AM #3
    Bad habit doing that. Could be worse; scrathing balls not yours ,in public.

    I do not do both, for as i said it is a bad habit.
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    04-02-2012 02:06 AM #4
    oh yea.

    however, it's usually moreso a case of BSTL.
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    04-02-2012 02:45 AM #5
    Sure, but discreetly. Why else would we have pockets?
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    04-02-2012 02:47 AM #6
    Yes.

    And sometimes I even keep them in my pants.
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    04-02-2012 03:59 AM #7
    most of the time i try going through the pocket, but sometimes i just reach down without thinking of where i am.
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    04-02-2012 04:16 AM #8
    Nope. And strangely enough, I almost never do (even in private).

    What causes guys to scratch themselves? Is it a lack of shaving? or their underwear?


    Was raised by my mom so.. probably why I dont do it haha

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    04-02-2012 05:54 AM #9
    This is a top-two turn-off for me. Gross. Get some underwear that fit or take a shower or something. Manscaping event. But quit playing with yourself. Blahhhhhh!!!!
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    04-02-2012 06:46 AM #10
    Yeah why not ?
    I try to be alittle discreet about it.

    But no different then scratching your arm or such .

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    04-02-2012 08:22 AM #11
    if something itches it will be scratched.

    If Im in public and the itch sets in, pockets are a great tool for discreet itch removal

    and to the person above saying "take a shower or manscape" Im well taken care of down there
    and shower daily, sometimes you just itch
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    04-02-2012 09:33 AM #12
    Yes, however a recent court order prevents me from pulling them through my fly to do so anymore
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    04-02-2012 10:29 AM #13
    I don't scratch very often but will rearrange especially on a hot day.
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    04-02-2012 10:30 AM #14
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    oh yea.

    however, it's usually moreso a case of BSTL.
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    04-02-2012 10:41 AM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post
    Yeah why not ?
    I try to be alittle discreet about it.

    But no different then scratching your arm or such .

    - I shower 2x a day
    - I am very well trimed !
    You're trimmed but you want your women to be bushy? wtf?

    And no, not in public. I still laugh at girls who scratch their tits in public.
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    04-02-2012 11:11 AM #16
    No.
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    04-02-2012 11:54 AM #17
    Depends how much I've had to drink. I tend to scratch more when I'm sober than after loosening up with a fer beers.

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    04-02-2012 11:59 AM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
    This is a top-two turn-off for me. Gross. Get some underwear that fit or take a shower or something. Manscaping event. But quit playing with yourself. Blahhhhhh!!!!
    Like Chilled said...it's like scratching your arm or something, you're bound to get an itch down there at some point, no matter the situation.

    Except for the dudes who just go at it...just because.
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    04-02-2012 12:15 PM #19
    When you have to scratch you have to scratch

    The worst is that pair of boxers that doesn't quite fit right - but you bought a 5 pack of them and have to deal - since going to the store to buy another kind is out of the question
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    04-02-2012 12:24 PM #20
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    04-02-2012 04:38 PM #21
    No, but recently I got off a motorcycle and my balls were numb, so I had to reach in to be sure they were still there.

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    04-02-2012 04:48 PM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
    Except for the dudes who just go at it...just because.


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    04-02-2012 04:57 PM #23
    I'm discreet about it.
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    04-02-2012 05:12 PM #24
    My balls don't itch, so I don't even scratch at home.
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    04-02-2012 08:20 PM #25
    Less scratching, more of a rearrangement. And yes I am discreet.
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    04-02-2012 08:26 PM #26
    Usually only through my pockets. Same goes for when your balls stick to your leg. It's either that or do that awkward bow-legged stretch thing to unstick em.
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    04-02-2012 08:34 PM #27
    If they itch, I scratch.
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    04-02-2012 10:10 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by rlsib16 View Post

    I've known many guys that that scratch "because it feels good".
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    04-02-2012 10:16 PM #30
    Yep. I try to be discrete when I can. Sometimes thought.....you just gotta go for it.
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    04-02-2012 10:41 PM #31
    if they itch

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    04-02-2012 11:48 PM #32
    Very discretely.
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    04-03-2012 04:16 AM #33
    i never scratch my balls, only a slight repositioning from time to time, but I'm discreet

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    04-03-2012 04:45 AM #34
    I usually just sneak in a pinch-and-roll while pretending to adjust my pants.
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  35. 04-03-2012 07:44 AM #35
    Pinch and roll for me too. Usually through the pocket though and sometimes when I need an adjustment while I'm walking, I take a long stride. My wife says I'm not as discreet as I like to think.

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