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    Thread: What Happens when you hit a speed bump?

    1. 04-09-2012 04:07 PM #1


















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      04-09-2012 04:08 PM #2
      Hit speedbump

      stop being funny

      Edit: except the volvo one, thats gold
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      04-09-2012 04:12 PM #3
      Damn, I totally forgot our old 240 did that!!

    4. 04-09-2012 04:13 PM #4
      My Volvo did also
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      04-09-2012 04:14 PM #5
      I liked the Volvo one.
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      04-09-2012 04:23 PM #6
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      04-09-2012 04:33 PM #7
      Ford Raptor?

      Hit obstacle

      Bend frame

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      04-09-2012 04:38 PM #8
      VW hit speedbump CEL comes on.

      JK CEL was already on.

    9. 04-09-2012 04:43 PM #9


      turn traction control off?

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      04-09-2012 04:45 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by FigureFive View Post
      Ford Raptor?

      Hit obstacle

      Bend frame
      Because speed bump.

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      04-09-2012 04:52 PM #11


      Hit speed bump // Flatten speed bump



      Hit speed bump // What speed bump?
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      04-09-2012 05:01 PM #12
      Hit Speedbump

      Take picture, post on JeepForum.
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      04-09-2012 05:47 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by deucestudios View Post
      Hit Speedbump

      Take picture, post on JeepForum.

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      04-09-2012 05:51 PM #14
      ♪ Let's just drive, I wanna see what the wind does to your hair ♪

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      04-09-2012 05:57 PM #15
      Passat hits speed bump and UCAs clunk.

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      04-09-2012 06:06 PM #16
      Hit speed bump in Civic SI, front suspension travels up and down, then rear suspension does the same.

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      04-09-2012 06:11 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by DubNMiatafan View Post
      ...Been there done that

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      04-09-2012 11:11 PM #18
      Mk2 VW.

      Hit speed bump, run over own front bumper or grille.


    19. 04-09-2012 11:14 PM #19
      Hit vertical deflection
      Get stuck

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      04-09-2012 11:24 PM #20
      Talking about speed bumps- does it piss anybody else off to be following an SUV and they slow to 0.00001 mph to cross the speed bump in their SUV.. Sport Utility Vehicle?
      I have actually passed people parked on speed bumps in my RX8.

      Oh, and this is a Miata hill climb event.

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      04-09-2012 11:27 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by 4motionvr6dub View Post
      ...Been there done that
      So raise your car.
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      04-09-2012 11:35 PM #23


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    24. 04-09-2012 11:39 PM #24
      I was laughing until I scrolled to the inevitable raptor nonsense.

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      04-09-2012 11:49 PM #25
      MS3: hit speedbump, motor mount fails

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      04-09-2012 11:54 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by PLAYED TT View Post
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      04-09-2012 11:57 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by Bonanza View Post
      I was laughing until I scrolled to the inevitable raptor nonsense.
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      04-09-2012 11:59 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by MrKevkevL View Post


      Most schools and libraries have speed bumps in the parking lot.
      Most dubbers are practically illiterate.
      Coincidence?

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      ♪ Let's just drive, I wanna see what the wind does to your hair ♪

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      04-10-2012 12:07 AM #30
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      04-10-2012 12:07 AM #31
      for shame TCL hasn't posted this up yet


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      04-10-2012 12:10 AM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by Bonanza View Post
      I was laughing until I scrolled to the inevitable raptor nonsense.


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      04-10-2012 12:15 AM #35

      Hit speed bump? NO...jump over speed bump

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