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      04-12-2012 05:46 AM #1
      Hello to all off topic and car lounge friends, it's me your buddy Tim Fancy look for sympathetic ear and maybe story about your experience with bad roommate.
      For three year I live in two bedroom apartment that is fairly nice with horrible bastard Greg. Horrible Greg is very bad person and drinks too much and always sad.
      Greg smashed Christmas tree drinking in December and has sex with my step sister many times very loud. Many tenant are making complaint of Greg rubbing on them in elevator.
      I talk to Greg before singing of new lease in beginning of month of April and I say "Greg, I love you like brother and think you need to fix life, become good person, no drinking, stop making love to sister of Tim, rubbing up on people in elevators, yelling at tv radio and computer, being mean about fridge space, taking nude picture of self with Tim's phone for joke, not shower and smell".
      Greg say "I will change Tim, don't give up, I am good person" and I believe because Greg only real life friend that know my secrets and his name is on lease.

      What is your roommate like? Should I keep giving chances and keep friend take care of Greg? Greg will probably get us evict and then I have to get small apartment that not have in suite washer and dry for clothes or diswash either.

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      04-12-2012 05:54 AM #2
      In for later.


      I actually do have a pretty bad house mate(s) story, but no time for this now.

      Could be a lolworthy thread

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      04-12-2012 05:57 AM #3
      To my friends I know there is roommate story thread and it is not for giving advice on what to do about terrible Greg so I am starting this thread. I beg your kind forgiveness and have much love for you all.


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      04-12-2012 06:56 AM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by FancyMan View Post
      Hello to all off topic and car lounge friends, it's me your buddy Tim Fancy look for sympathetic ear and maybe story about your experience with bad roommate.
      For three year I live in two bedroom apartment that is fairly nice with horrible bastard Greg. Horrible Greg is very bad person and drinks too much and always sad.
      Greg smashed Christmas tree drinking in December and has sex with my step sister many times very loud. Many tenant are making complaint of Greg rubbing on them in elevator.
      I talk to Greg before singing of new lease in beginning of month of April and I say "Greg, I love you like brother and think you need to fix life, become good person, no drinking, stop making love to sister of Tim, rubbing up on people in elevators, yelling at tv radio and computer, being mean about fridge space, taking nude picture of self with Tim's phone for joke, not shower and smell".
      Greg say "I will change Tim, don't give up, I am good person" and I believe because Greg only real life friend that know my secrets and his name is on lease.

      What is your roommate like? Should I keep giving chances and keep friend take care of Greg? Greg will probably get us evict and then I have to get small apartment that not have in suite washer and dry for clothes or diswash either.
      Now that, THAT is Fancy.

      You're an awfully nice guy to set your roomie up with your sister. Pics?

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      04-12-2012 07:08 AM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Pics?
      x2


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      04-12-2012 07:16 AM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Now that, THAT is Fancy.

      You're an awfully nice guy to set your roomie up with your sister. Pics?
      She is not very pretty girl.
      Greg is lazy and huge jerk so describes sister as "easy lay" and makes fun of her for being plain and having poor english smells of burgers works at burger king.

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      04-12-2012 07:20 AM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by FancyMan View Post
      She is not very pretty girl.
      Greg is lazy and huge jerk so describes sister as "easy lay" and makes fun of her for being plain and having poor english smells of burgers works at burger king.
      thats kinda hot

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      04-12-2012 07:24 AM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by FancyMan View Post
      She is not very pretty girl.
      Greg is lazy and huge jerk so describes sister as "easy lay" and makes fun of her for being plain and having poor english smells of burgers works at burger king.
      Stop, you're making me two things that start with H and end with Y.

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      04-12-2012 07:28 AM #9
      Leave a can of eather and a tube of KY under his bed for him to find. He'll move out.
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      04-12-2012 07:51 AM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      This thread is worthless w/out pics of sister in Burger King uniform.
      I have no pictures of sister in uniform. That is too funny! This is why OT people are the greatest on earth with all the time very funny.

      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Leave a can of eather and a tube of KY under his bed for him to find. He'll move out.
      Joke would be on Timbo if Greg get drunk and use on me!

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      04-12-2012 07:56 AM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by FancyMan View Post
      Hello to all off topic and car lounge friends, it's me your buddy Tim Fancy look for sympathetic ear and maybe story about your experience with bad roommate.
      For three year I live in two bedroom apartment that is fairly nice with horrible bastard Greg. Horrible Greg is very bad person and drinks too much and always sad.
      Greg smashed Christmas tree drinking in December and has sex with my step sister many times
      yeah id be mad at the dude railing my sister too







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      04-12-2012 07:57 AM #12
      Is anyone else reading this with an accent?
      ... you're not a hipster. But you definitely have hipster tendencies. Stay vigilant... like diabetes, you can manage this.
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      04-12-2012 07:58 AM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by merckx56 View Post
      Is anyone else reading this with an accent?



      my room mate grew *** then left.

      My best friend for 7 years. What a gem of a memory
      Last edited by hrama803; 04-12-2012 at 08:01 AM.

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      04-12-2012 08:04 AM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by merckx56 View Post
      Is anyone else reading this with an accent?
      Some sort of eastern European or Asian not sure which though

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      04-12-2012 08:16 AM #15
      God dammit, I love FancyMan!
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      04-12-2012 08:21 AM #17
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      04-12-2012 08:43 AM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by merckx56 View Post
      Is anyone else reading this with an accent?

    19. 04-12-2012 08:45 AM #19
      The only roommate I have had in the last 6-7 years has been my gf.
      No problems.
      Even when I had other roommates years ago, they were like brothers and we had no issues.

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      04-12-2012 08:46 AM #20
      I know the feeling man.

      My roommate
      Still lives with us, 7months now. Hasn't washed cloths yet. Showers every few days. His room smells alot, like a fog that rolls out of the room when he opens it. He eats in there, and has crusty plates everywhere for which we yell at him about it and he cleans it up. Constantly has a space heater on... its freakin April...

      I tell him to do something, anything, minor chores and he tells me hes busy.

      My other roommate frebreezes his room when he goes to work for the 2-6 hours a week he works as a pizza guy. She sprays it on the couch after he's been there all night too.

      His car smells so bad it makes me want to vomit, (piles of fast food bags) and he always parks behind me as I work at 6am every morning and he is only up and awake between 5pm and 5:30am.

      And to top it all off, he makes no money, is paying rent with school loans. Found some way to buy 1500 dollar plane tickets to Africa before he even had a passport. "still in the mail" I don't think hes been to the doc for the required shots ect.

      Oh, and the kicker. He's dating my girlfriends sister who is just like him.


      Did I mention the weekly football practices he goes to where..... a few hours before hes vomiting in the toliet because of nerves before the game... Every single time...
      Last edited by XClayX; 04-12-2012 at 08:48 AM.

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      04-12-2012 08:54 AM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      I'm thinking a lot of people won't remember balki.

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      04-12-2012 09:02 AM #22
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      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      I'm thinking a lot of people won't remember balki.
      That makes me sad. I remember being terrified when he was in the Langoliers, and disappointed that he didn't say "ridicoolus" even once


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      04-12-2012 09:10 AM #25
      ^^^ I'm not sure to be amused or horrified that I hummed along to that.

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