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    Ancient Sweden = Florida? - Stone Age Carving: Ancient Dildo?

    04-14-2012 09:36 AM #1
    From Live Science:
    Last week, an excavation in Sweden turned up an object that bears the unmistakable look of a penis carved out of antler bone
    http://www.livescience.com/9971-ston...ent-dildo.html

    Is it just me or has News Of The Weird taken over just about every topic?
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    04-14-2012 10:04 AM #2
    Well that certainly looks like a dong to me.

    Some girl was certainly getting boned with that.
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    04-14-2012 11:35 AM #3
    Maybe this is where the expressions "boner" and "down to bone" came from???
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    04-15-2012 05:33 AM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by zaYG View Post
    Well that certainly looks like a dong to me.

    Some girl was certainly getting boned with that.
    Can't be ---- obviously too small:

    Quote Originally Posted by livescience
    The dildo-like object is about 4 inches (10.5 cm) long and 0.8 inches (2 cm) in diameter.



    This one is from Germany, ~30,000 years old, made of stone:

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    04-15-2012 03:16 PM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by feels_road View Post
    Can't be ---- obviously too small:

    Maybe Asians migrated from Sweden?
    Deal with it.
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    04-15-2012 03:58 PM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by feels_road View Post
    This one is from Germany, ~30,000 years old, made of stone:

    It's fake. Look at the writing on the middle photo. They didn't have writing like that back then.
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    04-15-2012 07:08 PM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by leaftye View Post
    It's fake. Look at the writing on the middle photo. They didn't have writing like that back then.
    Hopeful that was sarcasm.
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    04-15-2012 07:26 PM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
    Hopeful that was sarcasm.
    Of course. If it was really a dildo, that writing would have been rubbed off a long time ago.
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    04-15-2012 07:27 PM #9
    Quote Originally Posted by leaftye View Post
    It's fake. Look at the writing on the middle photo. They didn't have writing like that back then.
    Hahahaha really!?

    hmm.... interesting read.

    http://popular-culture.knoji.com/the...dern-sex-toys/
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    04-15-2012 07:32 PM #10
    This design transcends language barriers.
    Quote Originally Posted by apizzaparty View Post
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    04-15-2012 07:39 PM #11
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    04-15-2012 07:46 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
    Maybe this is where the expressions "boner" and "down to bone" came from???
    I'm guessing it probably more likely comes from this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
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    04-15-2012 09:24 PM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by livescience
    The dildo-like object is about 4 inches (10.5 cm) long and 0.8 inches (2 cm) in diameter.
    I don't know what the sexual appetites of Swedish women were like 3,000 years ago, but I'd wager 4 inches was about as satisfying then as it is now.

    Maybe there was shrinkage?

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    04-15-2012 09:26 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by GTiTOM View Post
    I'm guessing it probably more likely comes from this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
    Either that, or maybe it's the whole getting hard thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor
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