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  1. Silly_me
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    Fantastic advert

    04-14-2012 09:49 AM #1


    Don't know if this has been posted, but pretty damn good nonetheless
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    04-14-2012 09:56 AM #2
    lingerie squid chick needs to wear less
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    04-14-2012 01:00 PM #3
    Why hasn't rocky been banned yet?

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    04-14-2012 01:25 PM #4
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    Why hasn't rocky been banned yet?

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    04-14-2012 01:59 PM #5
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    04-14-2012 04:32 PM #6
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    04-14-2012 04:57 PM #7
    You're American, don't say advert.
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    04-14-2012 04:59 PM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    You're American, don't say advert.
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    04-14-2012 05:01 PM #9
    It's already in the dope shizz thread. Awesome video though.
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    04-14-2012 07:36 PM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
    I say chap, why the russled jimmies?
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    04-14-2012 08:04 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    You're American, don't say advert.
    Oy. I'd like to trade a few quid for a crackin new motor. Shall I check the inkies or go to a local bloke?
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    04-14-2012 08:32 PM #12
    bavaria's latest:

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    04-14-2012 08:34 PM #13
    and the famous Hugh Heffner one:

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    04-14-2012 09:05 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    You're American, don't say advert.
    Apologies sir, how can I rectify this malady for you? Should I light you a f@g and fondle your bollocks whilst reading Sir Conan Doyle in my most pronounced Patrick Stewart impression? I shouldn't wish to trouble you further! Snogs to you dear, you've made my day that much more enlightened!
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