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    CL Missed Connections - Heavy Metal Edition

    04-14-2012 02:35 PM #1
    Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)

    Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.

    You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

    I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let you raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

    Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

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    04-14-2012 02:50 PM #2
    Holy SH*T!

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    This has to be my jam right now. If I had a few more subcontractors intothis type of **** the old lady would be done by now. Give me the kayak you know somebody is being a poseureur about.
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    04-14-2012 02:51 PM #3
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    04-14-2012 02:56 PM #4
    this has been on best of craiglist for a while now
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    04-14-2012 09:55 PM #5
    Isnt the Aragon in Chicago?
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    04-15-2012 03:55 AM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
    Isnt the Aragon in Chicago?
    Yup. Cool, beautiful, historic ballroom with sh!tty, boomy sound for concerts.
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    04-15-2012 08:09 AM #7
    The Aragon is







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    04-15-2012 08:21 AM #8
    that looks like a very classy place
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    04-15-2012 08:38 AM #9
    Quote Originally Posted by svantevid View Post
    that looks like a very classy place

    Architecturally, yes.

    Clientele, no.
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    04-15-2012 08:41 AM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
    Architecturally, yes.

    Clientele, no.
    well maybe on the outside, the interior looks like a spanish/medieval theme shopping mall
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    04-15-2012 08:44 AM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by svantevid View Post
    well maybe on the outside, the interior looks like a spanish/medieval theme shopping mall
    It was built in 1926...way before themed shopping malls.

    Therefore, awesome.
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    04-15-2012 10:14 AM #12
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    I am generation cupcake.
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    04-15-2012 10:39 AM #13
    in my mind, the image was a bit different...
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    04-15-2012 12:36 PM #14
    Icp tattoo
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    04-15-2012 02:45 PM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Noob Saibot View Post
    Mom looks thrilled to be doing this
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    04-15-2012 04:34 PM #16
    bwah hahahahaha

    raw dog.
    Stretched, poke, rubbed......sounds like a porn stars butt hole.
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    04-15-2012 05:45 PM #17
    Hope the kid never finds out about this.
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    04-15-2012 06:02 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Jan PL S6 View Post
    Hope the kid never finds out about this.
    seriously. For the kid, I hope this guy never responded and the mom had to put him up for adoption.
    wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

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    04-15-2012 06:03 PM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by svantevid View Post
    in my mind, the image was a bit different...
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    Looks like he's setting up franchises!
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    04-15-2012 11:21 PM #20
    There are many hysterical things in this thread, not the least of which are the people who think this Craigslist posting was legit...
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    04-16-2012 12:29 PM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by GtIVR6-RJ View Post
    seriously. For the kid, I hope this guy never responded and the mom had to put him up for adoption.
    Thanks to this thread, I officially retract my previous opinion in the adoption thread.
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