Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)
Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let you raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."
Official Miami Dolphins Thread: Come share in the misery!
this has been on best of craiglist for a while now
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
"My dad was a rocket scientist and I was concieved on a NASA shuttle somewhere between here and Mars, how about you?"
"My dad was a rooster and I was concieved in a ****ter somewhere between Symphony of Destruction and Ace of Spades."