EDIT: initial operation didn't go quite as planned, sonograph photos on page 2.
... so I'm getting them operated on tomorrow.
The last few weeks one of my main men (testes) has been giving me dull aching pain. Almost like there's a weight on them and pulling downward. The pain steadily increased over the last week and a half and I knew something wasn't right. Went to the hospital and they diagnosed me with "minor hydrocele".
Essentially there's an inflammation outside one of my men and it's caused a fluid build up. Like breast implants for your sack. One of my guys is "normal sized" and the other is about 2.5 times the size (they look completely normal though, you can't tell visually). The doctor gave me a quick flashlight test and diagnosed me.
Told me there's two options, the first one is surgically opening my sac and removing the fluid and suturing me back up. The second option is sticking a needle in there and draining the fluid. Obviously I choose the second option.
I'm scheduled for Monday at 9am. It's currently 4:40 am on Sunday... I can't sleep.