My balls are bigger than yours

[TErak66]

That makes my nads hurt. I can only imagine how yours feel.

[InternetMeme]

That makes my nads hurt. I can only imagine how yours feel.

I just picked up my medical photos for my appointment tomorrow. I'll upload some of the pictures of my testes insides in a few minutes.

[InternetMeme]

As promised, new sonograph photos for my appointment tomorrow




^^^^^ PHOTO 1: To the right is my testicle, looks how rammed in the corner it is by that big blank space to the left of it- that's the hydrocele that feels like it's crushing my nut.




^^^^^^ PHOTO 2: That's my boy right there, surrounded entirely by liquid that shouldn't be there and is swelling my sack up to the size of a baseball now.



^^^^^^ PHOTO 3: Radiologist was unable to figure out what these two spots are, they said it's not a tumor or cancer, but they will find out during the operation.

[InternetMeme]

And now I think I'm the first person in 'Tex history to post his balls on the forums

[Inkarnata]

For being the first to legitimately post their sack.

Good luck on your surgery.

[JimmyD]

And now I think I'm the first person in 'Tex history to post his balls on the forums

Good luck with the surgery.

[InternetMeme]

Good luck with the surgery.

Thanks. I feel like I should be nervous but I'm not in the least. I just need to get it out of the way before the baby is born

[sjt1985]

The sad part of it is that because his boys are so big, his peanor has a hard time remaining an "outie."

Peanor? Seriously? I didn't even know a 'peanor' could cease to be an outie. Anyhow, good luck to your boy, and good luck to op!

[hrama803]

ouch

[20DYNAMITE07]

Peanor? Seriously? I didn't even know a 'peanor' could cease to be an outie. Anyhow, good luck to your boy, and good luck to op!

Yep... when he's excited he's still turtle'n... and when he's just chill, well, it looks like a balloon knot.

[Der Schaltwerks]

False thread title. My balls are bigger than yours. You should have removed the scale.

Your inflated scrotum is bigger than mine though.

[InternetMeme]

False thread title. My balls are bigger than yours. You should have removed the scale.

Your inflated scrotum is bigger than mine though.

Damn right

If there is anything good that has come from this experience it's my new found love of boxer briefs. I used to be an exclusively boxers man. But the boxer briefs are unbelievably comfortable... and it keeps my big sack from slapping around

[Der Schaltwerks]

You should maybe try a satin dick glove.

google image search it

the lime green ones. should be on the first page.

[InternetMeme]

You should maybe try a satin dick glove.

google image search it

the lime green ones. should be on the first page.

Poll of the day, what's more uncomfortable: toe socks, or satin dick glove.

[Der Schaltwerks]

The satin dick glove is the most comfy and supportive set of underwear made. White Jetta will back me up on this one.

[cxg231]

Even though I have no memory of my hydrocell, I feel for you man. I had a large hydrocell when I was an infant. Apparently a really large one for my size. Initially my parents thought that I was just *exceptionally* well endowed.

Hrm. I wonder if this is connected to the fact that I have a large scrot...?

[compy222]

For being the first to legitimately post their sack.

Good luck on your surgery.

good luck on your surgery. i normally don't like getting knocked out, but if they're cutting at your balls, yeah...knock me out.

[Biz]

The pain is unbelievable

Hey, at least it's not your balls that hur... Oh, wait.

[The Other White Meat]

Coulda been worse, dude. I wasn't lucky enough to have a hydrocele and ended up with a grapefruit tumor. Nowadays, I go around singing this to myself under my breath:
http://youtu.be/sT1DdO3SISg

Did you get the "boner examination" yet? That one was the worst

[Numbersix]

Holy ****. Hydroceles are no joke. That, and testicular torsion, scare the crap outta me.

Good luck on the recovery.

[JimmyD]

...............................testicular torsion

Two words that do not belong together ^^^^^ :shudder:

[InternetMeme]

Good news! Went to see the Urologist at 11 this morning, he took new sonograph images and decided I needed to hydrocele removed asap and at 2pm this afternoon I had the operation. Went under general anesthesia and the operation was done in about 40 minutes. Fortunately they didn't have to put a drainage tube hanging out my scrotum for the first 24 hours. Incision is about 2 inches long and the doctor stitched it up nicely.

Doctor told me to stay off my feet as much as I can for the next 48 hours and keep my balls iced as often as possible for the first 24 hours. Wasn't nearly as bad as I had thought. Pain is about a 2/10 with the pain meds and the only discomfort I feel is a slight tightness in my sack from the stitches.

Two words that do not belong together ^^^^^ :shudder:

Testicular torsion is about THE most dangerous thing to experience testicles wise. If you don't have it surgically repaired within 6 hours of onset odds are you'll lose a testicle, or both....

[Der Schaltwerks]

I'm glad your balls are safe now.

[spockcat]

Great. They'll have you singing soprano in no time.

[Der Schaltwerks]

How long before you can safely jizz again?

[InternetMeme]

How long before you can safely jizz again?

It's different for person to person. They said depending on the swelling and how quickly the cut heals... roughly 2 weeks till I can resume physical activity. I'm not exactly wanting to go pile drive the SO anytime soon though, she's nearly 7 months

[Der Schaltwerks]

Did they tell you what the extra round objects were?

[InternetMeme]

Did they tell you what the extra round objects were?

Epididymis is what the person said if I remember right. Said it was nothing to worry about, no tumor/growth/cancer or anything of concern.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Epididymis is what the person said if I remember right. Said it was nothing to worry about, no tumor/growth/cancer or anything of concern.

That's good news.

I was secretly hoping they were remnant teeth leftover from the parasitic twin that your testicles absorbed. (Not wishing any harm, of course.)

[Chris16vRocco]

Testicular torsion is about THE most dangerous thing to experience testicles wise. If you don't have it surgically repaired within 6 hours of onset odds are you'll lose a testicle, or both....

That would be what I experienced at age ~16. Not fun. Felt like I got kicked in the nuts, but didn't go away for quite some time.

Anyway, congrats on the equipment repair.

[SSLByron]

You should maybe try a satin dick glove.

google image search it

the lime green ones. should be on the first page.

I can see it now... you get one of these and a bottle of 'Royal, cut a hole in the box, and offer your sweetie some Crown n' ****.

[Mtl-Marc]

For being the first to legitimately post their sack.

Good luck on your surgery.

[Double-V]

And now I think I'm the first person in 'Tex history to post his balls on the forums

Nah, there was some dude a year or two ago that posted a bunch of pictures of his Volvo. One of them was of the steering wheel and instrument cluster he took while sitting in the driver's seat. It took a few moments to notice it, but there at the bottom of the picture was his smooth-shaven sack pulled through the fly of his pants.

It got blackholed pretty fast, so you're probably the first legitimate poster of the pills.

[volkstyle]

You got some big balls coming on here talking about your testicles.

[InternetMeme]

Nah, there was some dude a year or two ago that posted a bunch of pictures of his Volvo. One of them was of the steering wheel and instrument cluster he took while sitting in the driver's seat. It took a few moments to notice it, but there at the bottom of the picture was his smooth-shaven sack pulled through the fly of his pants.

It got blackholed pretty fast, so you're probably the first legitimate poster of the pills.

Someone actually sneak-balled a picture in, eh?