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      04-30-2012 10:22 AM #36
      That makes my nads hurt. I can only imagine how yours feel.
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      04-30-2012 10:42 AM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by TErak66 View Post
      That makes my nads hurt. I can only imagine how yours feel.
      I just picked up my medical photos for my appointment tomorrow. I'll upload some of the pictures of my testes insides in a few minutes.

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      04-30-2012 10:56 AM #38
      As promised, new sonograph photos for my appointment tomorrow




      ^^^^^ PHOTO 1: To the right is my testicle, looks how rammed in the corner it is by that big blank space to the left of it- that's the hydrocele that feels like it's crushing my nut.




      ^^^^^^ PHOTO 2: That's my boy right there, surrounded entirely by liquid that shouldn't be there and is swelling my sack up to the size of a baseball now.



      ^^^^^^ PHOTO 3: Radiologist was unable to figure out what these two spots are, they said it's not a tumor or cancer, but they will find out during the operation.

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      04-30-2012 11:00 AM #39
      And now I think I'm the first person in 'Tex history to post his balls on the forums

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      04-30-2012 11:41 AM #40


      For being the first to legitimately post their sack.

      Good luck on your surgery.
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      04-30-2012 08:16 PM #42
      Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post


      Good luck with the surgery.
      Thanks. I feel like I should be nervous but I'm not in the least. I just need to get it out of the way before the baby is born

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      04-30-2012 08:21 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      The sad part of it is that because his boys are so big, his peanor has a hard time remaining an "outie."
      Peanor? Seriously? I didn't even know a 'peanor' could cease to be an outie. Anyhow, good luck to your boy, and good luck to op!
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      04-30-2012 08:22 PM #44
      ouch

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      04-30-2012 09:15 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by sjt1985 View Post
      Peanor? Seriously? I didn't even know a 'peanor' could cease to be an outie. Anyhow, good luck to your boy, and good luck to op!
      Yep... when he's excited he's still turtle'n... and when he's just chill, well, it looks like a balloon knot.
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      04-30-2012 09:23 PM #46
      False thread title. My balls are bigger than yours. You should have removed the scale.

      Your inflated scrotum is bigger than mine though.

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      04-30-2012 09:34 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      False thread title. My balls are bigger than yours. You should have removed the scale.

      Your inflated scrotum is bigger than mine though.
      Damn right

      If there is anything good that has come from this experience it's my new found love of boxer briefs. I used to be an exclusively boxers man. But the boxer briefs are unbelievably comfortable... and it keeps my big sack from slapping around

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      04-30-2012 09:40 PM #48
      You should maybe try a satin dick glove.

      google image search it

      the lime green ones. should be on the first page.

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      04-30-2012 09:41 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      You should maybe try a satin dick glove.

      google image search it

      the lime green ones. should be on the first page.
      Poll of the day, what's more uncomfortable: toe socks, or satin dick glove.

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      04-30-2012 09:45 PM #50
      The satin dick glove is the most comfy and supportive set of underwear made. White Jetta will back me up on this one.

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      04-30-2012 10:21 PM #51
      Even though I have no memory of my hydrocell, I feel for you man. I had a large hydrocell when I was an infant. Apparently a really large one for my size. Initially my parents thought that I was just *exceptionally* well endowed.

      Hrm. I wonder if this is connected to the fact that I have a large scrot...?

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      04-30-2012 11:02 PM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by Inkarnata View Post


      For being the first to legitimately post their sack.

      Good luck on your surgery.


      good luck on your surgery. i normally don't like getting knocked out, but if they're cutting at your balls, yeah...knock me out.
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    17. 05-01-2012 10:14 AM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
      The pain is unbelievable
      Hey, at least it's not your balls that hur... Oh, wait.

    18. 05-01-2012 12:21 PM #54
      Coulda been worse, dude. I wasn't lucky enough to have a hydrocele and ended up with a grapefruit tumor. Nowadays, I go around singing this to myself under my breath:
      http://youtu.be/sT1DdO3SISg

      Did you get the "boner examination" yet? That one was the worst

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      05-01-2012 02:16 PM #55
      Holy ****. Hydroceles are no joke. That, and testicular torsion, scare the crap outta me.

      Good luck on the recovery.



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      05-01-2012 02:36 PM #57
      Good news! Went to see the Urologist at 11 this morning, he took new sonograph images and decided I needed to hydrocele removed asap and at 2pm this afternoon I had the operation. Went under general anesthesia and the operation was done in about 40 minutes. Fortunately they didn't have to put a drainage tube hanging out my scrotum for the first 24 hours. Incision is about 2 inches long and the doctor stitched it up nicely.

      Doctor told me to stay off my feet as much as I can for the next 48 hours and keep my balls iced as often as possible for the first 24 hours. Wasn't nearly as bad as I had thought. Pain is about a 2/10 with the pain meds and the only discomfort I feel is a slight tightness in my sack from the stitches.




      Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post
      Two words that do not belong together ^^^^^ :shudder:
      Testicular torsion is about THE most dangerous thing to experience testicles wise. If you don't have it surgically repaired within 6 hours of onset odds are you'll lose a testicle, or both....

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      05-01-2012 02:37 PM #58
      I'm glad your balls are safe now.

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      05-01-2012 02:37 PM #59
      Great. They'll have you singing soprano in no time.

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      05-01-2012 02:39 PM #60
      How long before you can safely jizz again?

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      05-01-2012 02:44 PM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      How long before you can safely jizz again?
      It's different for person to person. They said depending on the swelling and how quickly the cut heals... roughly 2 weeks till I can resume physical activity. I'm not exactly wanting to go pile drive the SO anytime soon though, she's nearly 7 months

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      05-01-2012 02:49 PM #62


      Did they tell you what the extra round objects were?

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      05-01-2012 03:50 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post


      Did they tell you what the extra round objects were?
      Epididymis is what the person said if I remember right. Said it was nothing to worry about, no tumor/growth/cancer or anything of concern.

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      05-01-2012 04:01 PM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
      Epididymis is what the person said if I remember right. Said it was nothing to worry about, no tumor/growth/cancer or anything of concern.
      That's good news.

      I was secretly hoping they were remnant teeth leftover from the parasitic twin that your testicles absorbed. (Not wishing any harm, of course.)

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      05-01-2012 08:39 PM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
      Testicular torsion is about THE most dangerous thing to experience testicles wise. If you don't have it surgically repaired within 6 hours of onset odds are you'll lose a testicle, or both....
      That would be what I experienced at age ~16. Not fun. Felt like I got kicked in the nuts, but didn't go away for quite some time.

      Anyway, congrats on the equipment repair.
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      05-01-2012 09:12 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      You should maybe try a satin dick glove.

      google image search it

      the lime green ones. should be on the first page.
      I can see it now... you get one of these and a bottle of 'Royal, cut a hole in the box, and offer your sweetie some Crown n' ****.
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      05-01-2012 09:28 PM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by Inkarnata View Post


      For being the first to legitimately post their sack.

      Good luck on your surgery.
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    31. 05-01-2012 10:12 PM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
      And now I think I'm the first person in 'Tex history to post his balls on the forums
      Nah, there was some dude a year or two ago that posted a bunch of pictures of his Volvo. One of them was of the steering wheel and instrument cluster he took while sitting in the driver's seat. It took a few moments to notice it, but there at the bottom of the picture was his smooth-shaven sack pulled through the fly of his pants.

      It got blackholed pretty fast, so you're probably the first legitimate poster of the pills.
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      05-01-2012 11:29 PM #69
      You got some big balls coming on here talking about your testicles.
      Heart pumping antifreeze as I stand here.

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      05-02-2012 01:11 AM #70
      Quote Originally Posted by Double-V View Post
      Nah, there was some dude a year or two ago that posted a bunch of pictures of his Volvo. One of them was of the steering wheel and instrument cluster he took while sitting in the driver's seat. It took a few moments to notice it, but there at the bottom of the picture was his smooth-shaven sack pulled through the fly of his pants.

      It got blackholed pretty fast, so you're probably the first legitimate poster of the pills.
      Someone actually sneak-balled a picture in, eh?

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