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  1. 04-17-2012 03:16 PM #36
    Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
    For all intensive purposes, the phrase is "Force of habit".
    You mean for all intents and purposes?

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    04-17-2012 03:22 PM #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    You mean for all intents and purposes?


    But that's a whole nother argument...
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    04-17-2012 03:27 PM #38
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    But that's a whole nother argument...
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    I think Scirocco owners are just a little dense in the head...
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    Could of fooled me.....

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    04-17-2012 04:06 PM #44
    We have a lot of signs in the backroads here that read "END 55 MPH SPEED LIMIT". It always bothered me that it tells you what the speed limit WAS but not what it is now. IMO the most nonsensical sign in existence. Why not just post a speed limit sign?
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    04-17-2012 04:16 PM #47
    Quote Originally Posted by fourourspam
    Wtf, I feel like i'm on Reddit....
    I could care less....

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    04-17-2012 04:17 PM #48
    Quote Originally Posted by horsty69 View Post
    That is so funny/weird...I was going to post this....I live right near here as well...small world
    its the first pic that comes up when you search for "Batman Street Sign" and no it's not my windshield. That is the exact sign that I was referring to tho, I am sure if you are from the area you know what complex I live in =P

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    04-17-2012 04:20 PM #49
    Quote Originally Posted by clutchrider View Post
    Then I saw this for the first time about 7 years ago in VA. I looked up, said "wtf does that even mean" and proceeded to pull into the "box" as I learned later it was called and got yelled at by my from VA passenger about how I was going to get a ticket and for the life of me could not understand why. I spent the next day arguing about the fact that so long as your not a "moron" you should have no trouble navigating an intersection in VA, especially since they are big, open, and the lights are several minutes long.
    Those signs are mainly for jackas$es who are stuck in traffic and move out into the intersection and are stuck there when the lights turn against them, blocking cross traffic. One wouldn't think a sign like that is necessary, but it happens all the GD time.

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    04-17-2012 04:28 PM #51
    Quote Originally Posted by watsontb View Post
    Bah! forcive habit. Vin number pin number. I can't escape...
    Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
    For all intensive purposes, the phrase is "Force of habit".
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    Could of fooled me.....

    That was awesome.
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    When i'm lookin' to get er to spread 'em I usually just throw copious amounts of alcohol at the situation.

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    04-17-2012 04:30 PM #52
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    I think you just pick a direction and then play it by year
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    When i'm lookin' to get er to spread 'em I usually just throw copious amounts of alcohol at the situation.

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    04-17-2012 04:35 PM #53
    First saw one of these in Indiana (go figure), then stole one while in college for my frat room. Everyone thought it was funny but the girls I brought back to the room

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    04-17-2012 04:43 PM #55
    There are several signs outside of Pittsburgh that say something like "Watch for Drunk Drivers" or something along those lines. Anyone want to help find that sign?

    It always cracked me up because it was like the state was admitting to people drunk driving in that area.

    Edit: Found it ... just outside Freedom, PA.



    Admission of a drunk public? WTF?
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    04-17-2012 04:47 PM #57
    Quote Originally Posted by DSG-TDI View Post
    Was this your dad?

    i literally thought this until i was 6 years old
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  23. 04-17-2012 04:56 PM #58
    Quote Originally Posted by seadoo2006 View Post
    [B]There are several signs outside of Pittsburgh that say something like "Watch for Drunk Drivers" or something along those lines.
    Like these?

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    04-17-2012 04:58 PM #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    Like these?
    Yep ... exactly like those .. but I found the specific sign I was talking about on Google Streetview ...



    Always makes me chuckle, because it's basically an admission by the police they can't stop them, haha.

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    04-17-2012 05:02 PM #60
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    04-17-2012 05:03 PM #61
    Quote Originally Posted by seadoo2006 View Post


    Always makes me chuckle, because it's basically an admission by the police they can't stop them, haha.
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    04-17-2012 05:24 PM #65
    Quote Originally Posted by dub01 View Post
    I see your sign and raise you a bigger more-prominent sign in southeastern Wisconsin just outside of Kenosha:



    Which takes you here: http://dnr.wi.gov/org/land/parks/specific/bong/
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    04-17-2012 05:28 PM #66
    Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
    For all intensive purposes, the phrase is "Force of habit".
    For all intents and purposes the phrase....oh well you know
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    04-17-2012 05:34 PM #67
    C'mon, man!

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    For all intents and purposes the phrase....oh well you know
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    But that's a whole nother argument...
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    I think Scirocco owners are just a little dense in the head...
    I, uhh... well, ok.

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    04-17-2012 05:36 PM #68
    WTF school zone signs..

    The biggest WTF to me - besides locating schools on main high traffic roads for some stupid reason - is how they put signage out for reduced speeds, but then put the quantifiers in small lettering that means you must be up to the sign to even know if you need to slow down or not.

    Here is a local school they built on the fairly new bypass ...

    The normal speed limit is 55mph, and note these signs are just for the intersection to the road that accesses the school. The school is not directly accessing the highway 9whish may not be possible by the regulations).

    Ok- I need to slow down.

    No wait- what are those times? Do they also mean Saturday and Sunday? What about holidays?


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    04-17-2012 05:36 PM #69
    Quote Originally Posted by Assle View Post
    I see your sign and raise you a bigger more-prominent sign in southeastern Wisconsin just outside of Kenosha:


    The one I took is a rural point-to-point type of road with minimal houses and no other connecting roads that runs about 2 miles. I used to "utilize" it years ago when I was in tech school.
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    04-17-2012 05:39 PM #70
    Quote Originally Posted by Assle View Post
    Can't find a sign photo but my parents live fairly close to this:

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