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    Thread: Sh!t you've learned through facebook

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      04-23-2012 10:28 PM #1
      I've learned that 9 times out of 10 when multiple people(usually girls) comment on a picture and call someone beautiful, chances are they're not

      What have you learned?

    2. 04-23-2012 10:31 PM #2
      I've learned NOT to have a facebook or twitter acct.
      Apparently one of 'em can get you fired if your boss looks at it, the other can get your a$$ kicked for ya'.

      I'll just stick to e-thugin' right here thank you very much.
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      04-23-2012 10:32 PM #3
      People are idiots.

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      04-23-2012 10:37 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      I've learned NOT to have a facebook or twitter acct.
      Apparently one of 'em can get you fired if your boss looks at it, the other can get your a$$ kicked for ya'.

      I'll just stick to e-thugin' right here thank you very much.
      I agree with this guy.
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      04-23-2012 10:41 PM #5
      That the majority of my friend are idiots and couldn't write something with proper grammar if their lives depended on it.



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      04-23-2012 10:54 PM #6
      ^ Yes, I forgot about spelling.

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      04-23-2012 11:02 PM #7
      I have too many friends that are pregnant and think people care about "My baby's progress".

      Thank God for STFUparents
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      04-23-2012 11:14 PM #8
      This one too
      Quote Originally Posted by Internal Combustion View Post
      I have too many friends that are pregnant and think people care about "My baby's progress".

    9. 04-23-2012 11:15 PM #9
      I learned that girls are catty... even when they are well beyond their teenage years

    10. 04-23-2012 11:24 PM #10
      That some people are unable to express feelings in their own words, so they find the most boring and vague set of lyrics from some random no-name artist.

      Every time I see it I think of the condescending Willy Wonka meme.

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      04-23-2012 11:41 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      People are idiots.
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      People are idiots.
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      People are idiots.
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      04-23-2012 11:44 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      People are idiots.
      This.
      and around here people dont mature past 17
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    13. 04-23-2012 11:50 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by v408w View Post
      This.
      and around here people dont mature past 17
      Well if you don't act like an adult, you don't have to take on the responsibilities of an adult. Right guys? Guys?
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      04-23-2012 11:56 PM #14
      It's an election year.

    15. 04-23-2012 11:57 PM #15
      kony something something

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      04-24-2012 12:15 AM #16
      One thing I've learned is that all of my musician stoner friends, many who I've known for 15 or so years, all of the sudden are into politics. Let me clarify - they now get on their virtual soap box and preach about Ron Paul. Frankly, I'm a little sick of it.

      I've also learned that it is a lot harder to bail out of a social event by using a possibly less than totally truthful excuse and not get caught. "Note to self, bailed out of happy hour birthday thing for obnoxious chick, do not post during this time. Do not mention how funny SpaceBalls is right now. Do not post a picture of my cat sleeping in a pretzel like position" (yeah I'm that guy).

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      04-24-2012 12:16 AM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      One thing I've learned is that all of my musician stoner friends, many who I've known for 15 or so years, all of the sudden are into politics. Let me clarify - they now get on their virtual soap box and preach about Ron Paul. Frankly, I'm a little sick of it.

      I've also learned that it is a lot harder to bail out of a social event by using a possibly less than totally truthful excuse and not get caught. "Note to self, bailed out of happy hour birthday thing for obnoxious chick, do not post during this time. Do not mention how funny SpaceBalls is right now. Do not post a picture of my cat sleeping in a pretzel like position" (yeah I'm that guy).
      HAha I can relate, I tell people I'm busy and then I can't post for days at a time
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      04-24-2012 12:19 AM #18
      I thought this was Facebook?

      I mean, I know what half of OT looks like, what they eat, their political ideals, what cool **** they saw today, what they rant about, what they like, and where they are.

      The only thing missing is nobody sends me Farmville requests.
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      04-24-2012 12:19 AM #19
      lots of chicks I hooked up with in HS and after started packing on the pounds.
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      04-24-2012 12:27 AM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      I thought this was Facebook?

      I mean, I know what half of OT looks like, what they eat, their political ideals, what cool **** they saw today, what they rant about, what they like, and where they are.

      The only thing missing is nobody sends me Farmville requests.
      I'd say that OT gives us all a better understanding of one another's bowel habits than Facebook does.

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      04-24-2012 02:32 AM #21
      I get to see what all my old acquaintances are doing and i get to stay connected! It's so much fun to check in on other people's lives and share my own personal experiences through video or photos! Or maybe even an occasional witty status update! Without Facebook, i would have never maintained contact with my girlfriend! I think it's AMAZING, that i can be so close with people that would otherwise be so distant. Facebook entertains me while i'm in the bathroom, or waiting for my lunch. Facebook reminds me of my mother's birthday. It provides me with that oh so precious "I know that chick" fap material. I ****ing love Facebook.


      Seriously.
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      04-24-2012 03:45 AM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      I get to see what all my old acquaintances are doing and i get to stay connected! It's so much fun to check in on other people's lives and share my own personal experiences through video or photos! Or maybe even an occasional witty status update! Without Facebook, i would have never maintained contact with my girlfriend! I think it's AMAZING, that i can be so close with people that would otherwise be so distant. Facebook entertains me while i'm in the bathroom, or waiting for my lunch. Facebook reminds me of my mother's birthday. It provides me with that oh so precious "I know that chick" fap material. I ****ing love Facebook.


      Seriously.
      I fapped to a girl i knew once.. She was hit and stuff

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      04-24-2012 03:54 AM #23
      Glad my friends have some dumb hot ladies as friends.
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    24. 04-24-2012 04:06 AM #24
      1) People are dumb enough to not turn off GPS functions on their phones when taking pictures...and are also dumb enough to post where they're logging into facebook from.

      2) Most people don't turn on all of the facebook security measures (which are scant to begin with) and post fantastic information (email address, phone numbers etc.) which are publicly viewable.

      3) I'd say 20% of my friends are truly motivated, driven individuals...the rest are sadly like me.

      4) People have too many babies...think too much of them...and post far too much about them.

      5) Being able to unsubscribe and block apps is a Godsend.

      6) The vast majority of females over the age of 25 - never progressed mentally past 16.

      ^The above is why I have 50 or so people on my facebook...and routinely go through purges. Of those 50, I'm unsubscribed from about 35.

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      04-24-2012 04:32 AM #25
      that people use it strictly for a place to either bitch or air their dirty laundry. i love to get on and post a status saying how awesome my day was, regardless of the negatives i only post positives. everyone must think my life is a dream haha

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      04-24-2012 04:42 AM #26
      I know how and what my teen-age son is doing via using (his) facebook.
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      04-24-2012 04:45 AM #27
      People are needy as f#$%.

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      04-24-2012 05:16 AM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      People are idiots.
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      04-24-2012 07:09 AM #29
      I'm just fascinated by what people actually post. Like people going through divorce/breakup/argument with an SO who air out all kinds of things that should only be their business. I've found those people usually have the most friends and use them like a crutch/support group. I unsubscribe from these people.

      That and the guy who's my age ~28 who's trying to collect disability, has 2 kids, and smokes weed/watches movies/plays video games EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And when people call him out, he calls them haters.

      I've also found a direct correlation between the number of political posts/links to the Daily Show to the probability of the person actually having a real job/being a property owner/married. All these people who've never paid any taxes because mom and dad are still paying for their school at 30, or apartment, or are living at home, post all day about how stupid the GOP is, or link to KONY, or Trayvon, or whatever.

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      04-24-2012 07:12 AM #30
      Instead of seeking therapy or going to a friend to talk, people like to display their emotional disorders by saying stupid things like, "I'm deleting all you fake people from my facebook. Only time for my peeps that keep it real!"

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      04-24-2012 07:17 AM #31
      "I've learned NOT to have a facebook or twitter acct."

      ^What that person said -end thread.

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      04-24-2012 07:36 AM #32
      1. I have learned that the people i knew in Highschool, but didnt talk to, are idiots. This wasnt really learned, but more confirmed through Facebook.

      2. when people find Jesus in the middle of their lives, and you reconnect with them and say the word fu*k, they get very offended.

      3. women that complain and even worse to have as friends on Facebook than they are probably being married to.

      4. Everything is dramatic. Even if they forgot to cut the lawn that day.
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      04-24-2012 07:41 AM #33
      That your mom gives good dome

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      Ya the whole people are ideots an dey post there lives on fabceook.

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      04-24-2012 07:44 AM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      Without Facebook, i would have never maintained contact with my girlfriend!
      Have you never heard of email? Christ, the things you people will invent to justify your reliance on this crap is amazing.

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      04-24-2012 08:17 AM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
      lots of chicks I hooked up with in HS and after started packing on the pounds.
      This.

      My Facebook has suddenly been filled with very religious people.
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