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    Thread: Sh!t you've learned through facebook

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      04-24-2012 09:29 AM #51
      I've learned that 90% of the girls that I dated in high school and college have gotten portly. I must be living in the Matrix, b/c it seems I dodged a lot of bullets...
      ... you're not a hipster. But you definitely have hipster tendencies. Stay vigilant... like diabetes, you can manage this.
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      04-24-2012 10:06 AM #52
      You can search for oriental last names like Li, Wu, Lu, and so forth, add every single good-looking oriental girl in your town, then start trying to sleep with them. I nailed countless hot FOB orientals that way.

      The other day I was hiding all the photos and videos of past conquests in my iPhoto as a courtesy to my wife who likes to pretend she isn't just another in a long line of girls I banged because of a fetish and I couldn't help but laugh as I noticed that all through X month I was banging girls with the last name Wu, then the next month, a half dozen girls named Lu, then the next month, a bunch of Liangs, and so on. I just went through my Chinese dictionary finding surname characters then searched for them.

      I'm off the Facebooks now though. I don't want my girlfriends to find out about my wife.

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      04-24-2012 10:57 AM #53
      I've learned that nothing gets self-righteous panties in a bunch like Facebook. People who don't use the site believe themselves awesome, never passing on an opportunity to tell anyone who will listen.

      People are idiots (uhh, duh?) and Facebook offers a medium that makes this fact more readily apparent.

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      04-24-2012 10:58 AM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by ElixXxeR View Post
      I've learned that nothing gets self-righteous panties in a bunch like Facebook. People who don't use the site believe themselves awesome, never passing on an opportunity to tell anyone who will listen.

      People are idiots (uhh, duh?) and Facebook offers a medium that makes this fact more readily apparent.
      This is very true.

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      04-24-2012 11:02 AM #55
      Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
      You can search for oriental last names like Li, Wu, Lu, and so forth, add every single good-looking oriental girl in your town, then start trying to sleep with them. I nailed countless hot FOB orientals that way.
      Orientals are rugs... Asians are people.

      Nevertheless, that's strong advice
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      04-24-2012 11:04 AM #56
      I've learned that people who post pictures like this:



      Should never be allowed near a camera or tattoo shop ever again.

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      04-24-2012 11:05 AM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by SurferbobGolf View Post
      This.

      My Facebook has suddenly been filled with very religious people.
      And they get pissy when I preface a rant with "Oh Jesus ****ing Christ...." **** you, man....you added me.
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      04-24-2012 11:07 AM #58
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      Orientals are rugs... Asians are people.

      Nevertheless, that's strong advice
      Gotcha. Oriental = au naturale, Asian = shaved. I was always confused by the terminology there.

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      04-24-2012 11:12 AM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by ElixXxeR View Post
      I've learned that nothing gets self-righteous panties in a bunch like Facebook. People who don't use the site believe themselves awesome, never passing on an opportunity to tell anyone who will listen.

      People are idiots (uhh, duh?) and Facebook offers a medium that makes this fact more readily apparent.
      There are those who don't use FB and that's fine, I mean it's not for everyone. Don't want it, don't get it.

      Then there are those who talk about not having FB more then anyone who actually does have an account. Generally bringing up any newspaper article that mentions FB and asking anyone in earshot how FB works again.
      This will be followed by some "oh my god am I morally superior to you" eye rolling and some indignant comments followed by some smug pants jizzing looks.

      It's similar to Smokers, non-smokers, and anti-smokers in some small way.
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      You are in the land of rust and honey.

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      04-24-2012 11:12 AM #60
      I learned that the drama queens I know in real life are also drama queens on Facebook.

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      04-24-2012 11:13 AM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
      Gotcha. Oriental = au naturale, Asian = shaved. I was always confused by the terminology there.
      This terminology needs to be adopted by Asian porn makers everywhere.
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      You are in the land of rust and honey.

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      04-24-2012 11:21 AM #62
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      I learned that the drama queens I know in real life are even more self absorbed on Facebook.
      FTFY
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      they're trying to skip out on their contracts via rapture. not very christian of them

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      04-24-2012 11:21 AM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      Make a post that says god doesn't exist and Jesus was a fairy tale.. Watch your friends drop like flies. I did
      Nobody wants to hear the truth.

      Facebook taught me that a website can gain millions of members just by offering photo sharing and a message platform. I've also learned that selling out to someone else's agenda only takes a few key strokes.
      Last edited by simple; 04-24-2012 at 11:24 AM.
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      04-24-2012 11:22 AM #64
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      04-24-2012 11:26 AM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by 22AudiQ View Post
      I've learned that people who post pictures like this:



      Should never be allowed near a camera or tattoo shop ever again.
      Oh god!

      A friend of mine was bit by the tattoo bug recently. She has been tattooed at least 4 times in the last 2 months. Her husband also got a "portrait" of their son tattooed on his arm. I wanted to point out how badly it was done. I just don't have the heart. Pic below (look at the fingers!):




      Additionally, people fishing for "prayers" for things like making it through the day or posting bible verses for their status piss me off. If the one chick wasn't so damned hot, I would delete her. Surprisingly, my few mormon friends remain the quietest on the preachy front.
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      04-24-2012 11:27 AM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by Nitzer View Post
      Asian porn
      Okay, time for my early mid-morning half-hour toilet break. All this dirty talk is making it hard to concentrate.

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      04-24-2012 11:29 AM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      Oh god!

      A friend of mine was bit by the tattoo bug recently. She has been tattooed at least 4 times in the last 2 months. Her husband also got a "portrait" of their son tattooed on his arm. I wanted to point out how badly it was done. I just don't have the heart. Pic below (look at the fingers!):

      The kid either has down's syndrome or that is one ****TY tattoo artist.

      As a friend, it's your duty to tell him that his tattoo sucks and he needs to find a qualified artists to do his next tattoo and maybe fix his current one.
      "Go catch that dream - because a lot of times when you chase something you never get to it." Robert Griffin III

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      04-24-2012 11:32 AM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by VW2SRT2VT View Post
      As a friend, it's your duty to tell him that his tattoo sucks and he needs to find a qualified artists to do his next tattoo and maybe cover up his current one.
      FTFY

      Ain't making chicken soup from chicken **** with that mess

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      04-24-2012 11:35 AM #69
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      FTFY

      Ain't making chicken soup from chicken **** with that mess
      "Go catch that dream - because a lot of times when you chase something you never get to it." Robert Griffin III

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      04-24-2012 11:35 AM #70
      I've learned that all my low income friends have broken caps lock keys. They also turn their middle names to "NOT12****SWIT" or "ANGELFALLEN2ERTH" or some crap like that.
      Also that drug dealers are fine with putting all sorts of evidence out there.

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      04-24-2012 11:37 AM #71
      My 42 yo. sister changed her last name to Germonata because it's Lady googoo's name.
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      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      they're trying to skip out on their contracts via rapture. not very christian of them

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      04-24-2012 11:45 AM #72
      It's extremely time consuming to delete the "friends" I've aquired through college and extracurriculars. Posting an offensive status and watching your friends drop is much easier.

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      04-24-2012 12:03 PM #73
      I wasn't aware for a bit that when you commented people's pictures, it posted it in your news feed. Got myself in hot water when I still with my last gf and I commented on another girls photo I also learned people take Facebook was to seriously. I post things I think will be funny or get a rise out of someone. I delete people who use it for nothing other than an outlet to complain about their life. It's a good way to keep in touch with people I otherwise would very rarely see is the only reason I haven't deleted mine.
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      Well, then, I'm here to "ruin" the vortex for you. I'm sorry you hate fun.
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      04-24-2012 12:08 PM #74
      I've had some people from high school friend me that I like way more now than I did back in high school.

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      04-24-2012 12:18 PM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by Lucian1988 View Post
      oh yea? hey what is the e-mail address of the guy that helped your throughout your english class in college or high school? how do you get someone's email address that you havnt spoken with in over 8 years?
      If you haven't spoken to someone in 8 years why bother starting again? Obviously you weren't that important to each other 8 years ago when you stopped corresponding.

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