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      04-23-2012 11:22 PM #1
      Blasts country music, boyz to men, Schitty dub step and I've heard him play icp. Not to mention back street boys and maria carry.


      I've played all the death metal I can think of. Satanic music, rap pretty much every offensive music I can think of. If I complain we get our music privileges taken away. I've asked him to turn it down numerous times. Everyone in the shop hates his music.

      What would you do to piss this guy off? I need to make him realize that his music sucks and he needs to turn it down or turn it off.

      I'm thinking of putting knife or banana on repeat for 12 hours straight. What would you guys do?

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      04-23-2012 11:24 PM #2
      Forgot to mention this dude is 30yo

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      04-23-2012 11:26 PM #3
      Walk up to him and tell him his choice of music sucks and nobody wants to hear it.
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      04-23-2012 11:26 PM #4
      Just start singing along at the top of your lungs.

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      04-23-2012 11:26 PM #5
      Noise Cancelling Headphones
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      04-23-2012 11:28 PM #6
      Aphex Twin/Autechre/Squarepusher.

      You are going to need bigger speakers.
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      04-23-2012 11:29 PM #7
      This reminds me of when I worked as a small engine mechanic with two other guys the funniest thing happened.

      I was 21, the other two mechanics were 38 (Craig) and ~55 (Glen).

      Glen listened to oldies which sucked but we just dealt with it as he'd been there the longest (seniority) on this old one speaker radio with a handle at the top that just hung on the wall loosely.

      One day Craig had a really ****ty time with a snowmobile being a bitch. Everything was going wrong with this thing. Well on the radio was McCartney's "here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo" and Craig just walked over to the radio, ripped it off the wall, slammed it on the floor and stomped the **** out of it.

      He looked at Glen (who was staring in disbelief/shock) and said very calmly; "I'm sorry, i'll bring you a new radio tomorrow" and then just turned back to his work.

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      04-23-2012 11:30 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post

      I'm thinking of putting knife or banana on repeat for 12 hours straight. What would you guys do?
      Do it!!!
      Then ask him which one...
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    9. 04-23-2012 11:30 PM #9
      Everyone in the shop should get together, talk to boss and see if you can get him fired.
      That's only fair thing you can do to someone that doesn't like same things you do.

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      04-23-2012 11:31 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by VW2SRT2VT View Post
      Walk up to him and tell him his choice of music sucks and nobody wants to hear it.
      I have.. He says "I don't give a fkuc what you think"
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      Just start singing along at the top of your lungs.
      I do.. But it don't work very well..
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      Noise Cancelling Headphones
      We can wear headphones but only in one ear. And I've done both ears and can still hear his music. I can stand at the other side of the hop and still hear his music. Like now hes listening to country. I'm gonna office space his boom box really soon if he keeps it up

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      04-23-2012 11:32 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      Aphex Twin/Autechre/Squarepusher.

      You are going to need bigger speakers.
      I LOVE those three bands but I am very much in the minority. Most people call it "noise". You can do a lot of damage with this music.

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      04-23-2012 11:33 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      Aphex Twin/Autechre/Squarepusher.

      You are going to need bigger speakers.
      Ilove aphex twin. And I have my home surround here so it's not really loud.. Just really bassy. I have played ventolin before.. An if ya don't know what that is look it up on YouTube

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      04-23-2012 11:37 PM #13
      Opera. Italian & German. You may actually like it, and at high enough volume it will drown the **** out of his music.

      At the other extreme... someone on here mentioned a long time ago having an 80-minute unbroken mix of Haddaway's "What Is Love". If you could get that... Put it on auto-repeat, and report back with the results.



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      04-23-2012 11:39 PM #14
      Play the same song he just played, after it's over. Do this for every song.
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      04-23-2012 11:39 PM #15
      I've been playing a lot of jazz and Mozart but it doesn't phase this kid! Gorgoroth, darkthrone and dying fetus doesn't do anything and that's pure death metal noise!

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      04-23-2012 11:42 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      Opera. Italian & German. You may actually like it, and at high enough volume it will drown the **** out of his music.

      At the other extreme... someone on here mentioned a long time ago having an 80-minute unbroken mix of Haddaway's "What Is Love". If you could get that... Put it on auto-repeat, and report back with the results.



      If he does that he has to dress like this.




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      04-23-2012 11:43 PM #18
      By the way, Boyz II Men were AWESOME.
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      04-23-2012 11:43 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Play the same song he just played, after it's over. Do this for every song.
      That would be impossible. But funny

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      04-23-2012 11:45 PM #20
      It's annoying as hell, I go through this once a Month when the douche next to Me Remembers he has speakers.

      His speakers are computer speakers, I work a later shift than him (by an hour) and I waited til he Left and he didn't close his hutch so I took the back Of the main speaker apart cut the speaker wires inside and left the power wires Alone so the speaker led lights up like there is power but no sound.

      But honestly why go through that and just bring it to the service manager? I would of done that but my service manager is the douchebags buddy.
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      04-23-2012 11:48 PM #22
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      04-23-2012 11:50 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by dentinger View Post
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      The10 hour version

    23. 04-23-2012 11:50 PM #24
      So you are trying to fight this with JUST music? Is this your first time at the rodeo? How erratic can you act? Do you know how to use Visine to your advantage. Can you work in just bib overalls? How often do you bathe? Do you know what to do with doe urine? Are you afraid to cut the head off of a 3 day dead deer along the road? Do you know where to buy head lice?

      This is not a fight that can be won by music alone. Personally, I would start with Come on Eileen on repeat whilst wearing only (and I do mean only) overalls. Can you dance a jig? Don't discount Good Bye Horses either.
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      04-23-2012 11:54 PM #25
      Off the top of my head:
      - Ask him out in front of your co-workers and keep glancing over at him (could backfire maybe)
      - Talk to him about your "man" problems and ask his advice
      - Blast "It's a small world"

      Or you can do something constructive like talk to your boss about it. If he doesn't allow you to listen to music anymore then at least you won't be listening to his. Or you guys could work out a round robin system where you take turns blasting whatever you want.
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      04-24-2012 12:16 AM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
      So you are trying to fight this with JUST music? Is this your first time at the rodeo? How erratic can you act? Do you know how to use Visine to your advantage. Can you work in just bib overalls? How often do you bathe? Do you know what to do with doe urine? Are you afraid to cut the head off of a 3 day dead deer along the road? Do you know where to buy head lice?

      This is not a fight that can be won by music alone. Personally, I would start with Come on Eileen on repeat whilst wearing only (and I do mean only) overalls. Can you dance a jig? Don't discount Good Bye Horses either.

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      04-24-2012 12:18 AM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      Ilove aphex twin. And I have my home surround here so it's not really loud.. Just really bassy. I have played ventolin before.. An if ya don't know what that is look it up on YouTube
      Venetian Snares. Do it.
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      04-24-2012 12:18 AM #28
      your musical tastes are right, and his are wrong. Sure.

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      04-24-2012 12:20 AM #29
      try playing techno ,or tex mex,doo wop,or jazz
      indoctrinate through academia and media.
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      put rattle snakes in his tool box
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      04-24-2012 01:14 AM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      Blasts country music, boyz to men, Schitty dub step and I've heard him play icp. Not to mention back street boys and maria carry.
      sounds like he's trollin you.
      maybe he heard you talkin **** on his country music and thought you would prefer that other stuff.

      compromise. that way you can both enjoy getting to listen to music at work.

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      04-24-2012 01:16 AM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      Blasts country music, boyz to men, Schitty dub step and I've heard him play icp. Not to mention back street boys and maria carry.
      find out what kind of car he drives/what his hobby is. he's probably on a forum asking for music to play to anger you because he doesn't like something you are doing. and it's working.


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      04-24-2012 01:52 AM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by stolenface View Post
      sounds like he's trollin you.
      maybe he heard you talkin **** on his country music and thought you would prefer that other stuff.

      compromise. that way you can both enjoy getting to listen to music at work.
      No, he really listens to this. I had to hear Kenny g's cchristmas for 3 days straight. I think I'm just gonna kill him

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      04-24-2012 03:01 AM #34
      Stop being a bitch and pay attention to your own music instead of obsessing about his.
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      04-24-2012 03:33 AM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      Opera. Italian & German. You may actually like it, and at high enough volume it will drown the **** out of his music.

      At the other extreme... someone on here mentioned a long time ago having an 80-minute unbroken mix of Haddaway's "What Is Love". If you could get that... Put it on auto-repeat, and report back with the results.


      even better:



      and i agree with patrikman, but i would add some Burzum, Mayhem, Abruptum and Passenger of ****


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