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    Thread: So this guy that works in the bay next to me...

    1. 04-24-2012 03:44 AM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      Blasts country music, boyz to men, Schitty dub step and I've heard him play icp. Not to mention back street boys and maria carry.


      I've played all the death metal I can think of. Satanic music, rap pretty much every offensive music I can think of. If I complain we get our music privileges taken away. I've asked him to turn it down numerous times. Everyone in the shop hates his music.

      What would you do to piss this guy off? I need to make him realize that his music sucks and he needs to turn it down or turn it off.

      I'm thinking of putting knife or banana on repeat for 12 hours straight. What would you guys do?

      Broaden your musical horizons.
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      04-24-2012 03:58 AM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      Broaden your musical horizons.
      All of the music i posted That he likes sucks ass. So the answer is, no.
      Last edited by vento86; 04-24-2012 at 04:04 AM.

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      04-24-2012 04:52 AM #38
      Play the music he plays, but backwards?

      For serious, there is not much you can do. I can't deal with any music at work, drives me completely crazy. Just chill and ask to have your bay switched.

      I do like the cutting the wires thing....
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      04-24-2012 06:25 AM #39


      to his power cord.
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    5. 04-24-2012 06:33 AM #40
      You suck at shop antics. You deserve this torture until you can figure how to fix it on your own.

      Or just grow a set walk over turn it down yourself and tell him enough already.

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      04-24-2012 06:35 AM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by NastyJettaNza View Post
      You suck at shop antics. You deserve this torture until you can figure how to fix it on your own.

      Or just grow a set walk over turn it down yourself and tell him enough already.
      I Have told him several times.

    7. 04-24-2012 07:01 AM #42
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      I Have told him several times.
      No, you have to walk over and turn it down. I have some good experience. Plus its way easier when you get the shop inviolved. Next step is greasing random tools and the tool box handles. You have to ready for proper shop antics. if you want to put some effort into it cut part of the power cord on the boombox on just one side of the cord and create an open but you have to make it look like nothing was done. That will at least give you a day or two of quiet time. I usually tend from destroying property I just make your life hell until you comply.

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      04-24-2012 07:08 AM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by NastyJettaNza View Post
      I just make your life hell until you comply.
      Is that what you call masturbating in the shop now?
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      04-24-2012 07:11 AM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by A.Wilder View Post


      to his power cord.
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      04-24-2012 07:34 AM #45
      Do you have rats/mouse around your shop? Maybe on of them could eat his power cord one day.

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      04-24-2012 08:09 AM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      I Have told him several times.
      You work in an industry where there are plenty of children walking around dressed as grown men.

      Telling him isn't going to do ****.

      "dissapear" the radio one day. "Dissapear" the next one he brings in. And so on.

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      04-24-2012 08:28 AM #47
      Buy a Merzbox - (50 CD collection of Merzbow)



      and play it loud

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      04-24-2012 08:31 AM #48
      bang his sister when he goes to Europe
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      04-24-2012 08:38 AM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      You work in an industry where there are plenty of children walking around dressed as grown men.

      Telling him isn't going to do ****.

      "dissapear" the radio one day. "Dissapear" the next one he brings in. And so on.
      I like this idea

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      bang his sister when he goes to Europe
      I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs

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      04-24-2012 08:40 AM #50
      Dillinger escape plan or Daughters played on full blast should piss him off.

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      04-24-2012 08:45 AM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by YEAHTOM View Post
      Do you have rats/mouse around your shop? Maybe on of them could eat his power cord one day.
      A little Peanut Butter should do it...

      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      bang his sister when he goes to Europe
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post

      I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs
      Bonus... see my previous advice about the power cable, it applies here as well.
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      04-24-2012 08:46 AM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post

      I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs
      You've gotta do who you've gotta do.

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      04-24-2012 08:47 AM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Play the same song he just played, after it's over. Do this for every song.
      That's a winner right there lol
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      04-24-2012 08:51 AM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by leaftye View Post
      Stop being a bitch and pay attention to your own music instead of obsessing about his.

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      04-24-2012 09:29 AM #55
      Acetylene bomb him till he gets the point or fill his tool drawers with grease till he gets it.

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      04-24-2012 10:07 AM #56
      this. if you have a projector or can borrow one just aim the image over his area or agaist the wall he is on.


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      04-24-2012 10:12 AM #57
      Record babies crying, play at full volume.

      Or

      Buy over the ear, ear protection and put speakers inside the muffs(been trying to use that in a sentence for a couple days) and be free of his terrible music
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      04-24-2012 10:14 AM #58
      OP you need to step up your game. My friends who have spent time turning wrenches in dealerships have stories about like filling people's tool chests with grease for being douchebags and stuff. Having a nuclear arms race over who can play ****ty music the loudest is only going to piss everyone else off, and then you will be the one with a tool chest full of grease.

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      04-24-2012 10:17 AM #59
      can always wire a charged capacitor to his toolbox so when he unlocks it...
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      04-24-2012 10:18 AM #60
      How about you listen to your music and let him listen to his.
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      04-24-2012 10:21 AM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      maria carry.
      Who the **** is maria carry?
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      04-24-2012 10:24 AM #62
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Who the **** is maria carry?
      All I know is, I want to kill her then have sex with her. Or have... You know what I mean

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      04-24-2012 10:28 AM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      All I know is, I want to kill her then have sex with her.
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      04-24-2012 10:31 AM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      All of the music i posted That he likes sucks ass. So the answer is, no.
      You are an idiot. Are you always right about everything? Who are you to deem what music is good or bad?

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      04-24-2012 10:34 AM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by Techun View Post
      You are an idiot. Are you always right about everything? Who are you to deem what music is good or bad?
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    31. 04-24-2012 10:36 AM #66
      poop in his mouth
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      04-24-2012 10:41 AM #67
      Sabotage his lift...

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      04-24-2012 10:44 AM #68
      Fill his box with packing peanuts best tool box joke I have ever seen. I also doubt that it would get you fired. Or universal remote that can control his radio, that be the easiest until he figured it out and covered the sensor up.

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      poop in his mouth
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