So this guy that works in the bay next to me...

[crannky]

Blasts country music, boyz to men, Schitty dub step and I've heard him play icp. Not to mention back street boys and maria carry.


I've played all the death metal I can think of. Satanic music, rap pretty much every offensive music I can think of. If I complain we get our music privileges taken away. I've asked him to turn it down numerous times. Everyone in the shop hates his music.

What would you do to piss this guy off? I need to make him realize that his music sucks and he needs to turn it down or turn it off.

I'm thinking of putting knife or banana on repeat for 12 hours straight. What would you guys do?

Broaden your musical horizons.

[vento86]

Broaden your musical horizons.

All of the music i posted That he likes sucks ass. So the answer is, no.

[atomicalex]

Play the music he plays, but backwards?

For serious, there is not much you can do. I can't deal with any music at work, drives me completely crazy. Just chill and ask to have your bay switched.

I do like the cutting the wires thing....

[A.Wilder]

to his power cord.

[NastyJettaNza]

You suck at shop antics. You deserve this torture until you can figure how to fix it on your own.

Or just grow a set walk over turn it down yourself and tell him enough already.

[vento86]

You suck at shop antics. You deserve this torture until you can figure how to fix it on your own.

Or just grow a set walk over turn it down yourself and tell him enough already.

I Have told him several times.

[NastyJettaNza]

I Have told him several times.

No, you have to walk over and turn it down. I have some good experience. Plus its way easier when you get the shop inviolved. Next step is greasing random tools and the tool box handles. You have to ready for proper shop antics. if you want to put some effort into it cut part of the power cord on the boombox on just one side of the cord and create an open but you have to make it look like nothing was done. That will at least give you a day or two of quiet time. I usually tend from destroying property I just make your life hell until you comply.

[A.Wilder]

I just make your life hell until you comply.

Is that what you call masturbating in the shop now?

[Mk1Racer]

to his power cord.

Best cutters ever!

[YEAHTOM]

Do you have rats/mouse around your shop? Maybe on of them could eat his power cord one day.

[Tornado2dr]

I Have told him several times.

You work in an industry where there are plenty of children walking around dressed as grown men.

Telling him isn't going to do ****.

"dissapear" the radio one day. "Dissapear" the next one he brings in. And so on.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Buy a Merzbox - (50 CD collection of Merzbow)



and play it loud

[Time for a GTI]

bang his sister when he goes to Europe

[vento86]

You work in an industry where there are plenty of children walking around dressed as grown men.

Telling him isn't going to do ****.

"dissapear" the radio one day. "Dissapear" the next one he brings in. And so on.

I like this idea

bang his sister when he goes to Europe

I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs

[stevegolf]

Dillinger escape plan or Daughters played on full blast should piss him off.

[20DYNAMITE07]

Do you have rats/mouse around your shop? Maybe on of them could eat his power cord one day.

A little Peanut Butter should do it...

bang his sister when he goes to Europe

I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs

Bonus... see my previous advice about the power cable, it applies here as well.

[Tornado2dr]

I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs

You've gotta do who you've gotta do.

[cryption]

Play the same song he just played, after it's over. Do this for every song.

That's a winner right there lol

[Chilledman]

Stop being a bitch and pay attention to your own music instead of obsessing about his.

[JOHNS92JETTA]

Acetylene bomb him till he gets the point or fill his tool drawers with grease till he gets it.

[UnitedGTI.]

this. if you have a projector or can borrow one just aim the image over his area or agaist the wall he is on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

[Der Roboter]

Record babies crying, play at full volume.

Or

Buy over the ear, ear protection and put speakers inside the muffs(been trying to use that in a sentence for a couple days) and be free of his terrible music

[TheGreenspanator]

OP you need to step up your game. My friends who have spent time turning wrenches in dealerships have stories about like filling people's tool chests with grease for being douchebags and stuff. Having a nuclear arms race over who can play ****ty music the loudest is only going to piss everyone else off, and then you will be the one with a tool chest full of grease.

[Egilbe]

can always wire a charged capacitor to his toolbox so when he unlocks it...

[20thAna3282]

How about you listen to your music and let him listen to his.

[GolfTango]

maria carry.

Who the **** is maria carry?

[vento86]

Who the **** is maria carry?

All I know is, I want to kill her then have sex with her. Or have... You know what I mean

[GolfTango]

All I know is, I want to kill her then have sex with her.

[Techun]

All of the music i posted That he likes sucks ass. So the answer is, no.

You are an idiot. Are you always right about everything? Who are you to deem what music is good or bad?

[vento86]

You are an idiot. Are you always right about everything? Who are you to deem what music is good or bad?

Satan?

[motronicmalfunction]

poop in his mouth

[x047x]

Sabotage his lift...

[YEAHTOM]

Fill his box with packing peanuts best tool box joke I have ever seen. I also doubt that it would get you fired. Or universal remote that can control his radio, that be the easiest until he figured it out and covered the sensor up.

[1.8Tquattro]

poop in his mouth

Ahhh, the ol' poop in their mouth revenge...

[tdcvdub87]

Let air into his brake lines just a little bit to scare him. It leaves no evidence and isn’t as drastic as cutting the lines.