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    Thread: So this guy that works in the bay next to me...

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      04-24-2012 08:45 AM #51
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      Do you have rats/mouse around your shop? Maybe on of them could eat his power cord one day.
      A little Peanut Butter should do it...

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      I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs
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      04-24-2012 08:46 AM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post

      I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs
      You've gotta do who you've gotta do.

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      04-24-2012 08:47 AM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Play the same song he just played, after it's over. Do this for every song.
      That's a winner right there lol
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      04-24-2012 08:51 AM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by leaftye View Post
      Stop being a bitch and pay attention to your own music instead of obsessing about his.

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      04-24-2012 09:29 AM #55
      Acetylene bomb him till he gets the point or fill his tool drawers with grease till he gets it.

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      04-24-2012 10:07 AM #56
      this. if you have a projector or can borrow one just aim the image over his area or agaist the wall he is on.


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      04-24-2012 10:12 AM #57
      Record babies crying, play at full volume.

      Or

      Buy over the ear, ear protection and put speakers inside the muffs(been trying to use that in a sentence for a couple days) and be free of his terrible music
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      04-24-2012 10:14 AM #58
      OP you need to step up your game. My friends who have spent time turning wrenches in dealerships have stories about like filling people's tool chests with grease for being douchebags and stuff. Having a nuclear arms race over who can play ****ty music the loudest is only going to piss everyone else off, and then you will be the one with a tool chest full of grease.

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      04-24-2012 10:17 AM #59
      can always wire a charged capacitor to his toolbox so when he unlocks it...
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      04-24-2012 10:18 AM #60
      How about you listen to your music and let him listen to his.
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      04-24-2012 10:21 AM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      maria carry.
      Who the **** is maria carry?
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      04-24-2012 10:24 AM #62
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Who the **** is maria carry?
      All I know is, I want to kill her then have sex with her. Or have... You know what I mean

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      04-24-2012 10:28 AM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      All I know is, I want to kill her then have sex with her.
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      04-24-2012 10:31 AM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      All of the music i posted That he likes sucks ass. So the answer is, no.
      You are an idiot. Are you always right about everything? Who are you to deem what music is good or bad?

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      04-24-2012 10:34 AM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by Techun View Post
      You are an idiot. Are you always right about everything? Who are you to deem what music is good or bad?
      Satan?

    16. 04-24-2012 10:36 AM #66
      poop in his mouth
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      04-24-2012 10:41 AM #67
      Sabotage his lift...

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      04-24-2012 10:44 AM #68
      Fill his box with packing peanuts best tool box joke I have ever seen. I also doubt that it would get you fired. Or universal remote that can control his radio, that be the easiest until he figured it out and covered the sensor up.

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      04-24-2012 10:46 AM #69
      Quote Originally Posted by motronicmalfunction View Post
      poop in his mouth
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      04-24-2012 10:48 AM #70
      Let air into his brake lines just a little bit to scare him. It leaves no evidence and isn’t as drastic as cutting the lines.

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      04-24-2012 10:51 AM #71
      It's passive as hell, but I think it could work.

      Try to get a feel for what music he likes.
      Start talking music with him and mention a few bands he might like that you're into-- like you're doing him a favor and just want him to experience this great stuff.
      Burn him a few CDs of music you like that he may also like.
      Have him listen to it.
      If he hates it, go back to step 1.
      Repeat until he's listening to the music you can stand and he has a new appreciation for.

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      04-24-2012 10:54 AM #72
      disable the safeties on his lift. then poke a pinhole in the hydraulics. watch the hilarity
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      04-24-2012 11:02 AM #73
      Poop in his bay

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      04-24-2012 11:07 AM #74
      Endless loop of Friday and Hot Problems

    25. 04-24-2012 11:08 AM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by YEAHTOM View Post
      Fill his box with packing peanuts best tool box joke I have ever seen. I also doubt that it would get you fired. Or universal remote that can control his radio, that be the easiest until he figured it out and covered the sensor up.
      Best advice. Then tp his tool box and put super glue in the locks of his too box

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