So this guy that works in the bay next to me...

[22AudiQ]

It's passive as hell, but I think it could work.

Try to get a feel for what music he likes.
Start talking music with him and mention a few bands he might like that you're into-- like you're doing him a favor and just want him to experience this great stuff.
Burn him a few CDs of music you like that he may also like.
Have him listen to it.
If he hates it, go back to step 1.
Repeat until he's listening to the music you can stand and he has a new appreciation for.

[ATL_Av8r]

disable the safeties on his lift. then poke a pinhole in the hydraulics. watch the hilarity

[Ubel GLI]

Poop in his bay

[FigureFive]

Endless loop of Friday and Hot Problems

[ROBKIDWELL]

Fill his box with packing peanuts best tool box joke I have ever seen. I also doubt that it would get you fired. Or universal remote that can control his radio, that be the easiest until he figured it out and covered the sensor up.

Best advice. Then tp his tool box and put super glue in the locks of his too box

[mbuxton]

Walk up to him and tell him his choice of music sucks and nobody wants to hear it.

Glad to see someone still exists with this amazing knowledge.

[backinthegame]

PIITB.

[turtledub]

Find the breaker that controlls the radio and shut it off. You could also open up the recepticle and wire it so that it does not work.

If all else fails build a wall and dig a moat.

[Lucian1988]

eat a lot of taco bell and beans and all that. anytime you need to fart, walk up to his bay and do it. when he asks why? just tell him it sounds like crap, might as well smell like it too.

[Mr. Roloff]

When a black dude would play the local rap station, said station would of course have the songs on a loop.

Eventually me and the guy next to me would count how many times we'd hear, I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover....make bets on how many times said song would come on. Just deal with it.

Another guy would pick on me, talk ish b/c I was new and putting in more hours than him. Then he'd blast Nelly Furtado. Then he got fired.

[backinthegame]

Another guy would pick on me, talk ish b/c I was new and putting in more hours than him. Then he'd blast Nelly Furtado. Then he got fired.

He didn't get fired. He was like a bird, he flew away.

[cwescapexlt4x4]

I think it's Peanut Butter Jelly time!
http://peanutbutterjellytime.net/

Or cats/dogs singing various songs...

[Mr. Roloff]

He didn't get fired. He was like a bird, he flew away.

Yeah he wasn't well liked.

SA made up a fake A/C doesn't work complaint and the guy was baffled. Then when me and an old timer walked over there old dude pointed out a lack of a condenser, high/low pressure lines...hilarity ensued.

Priced out an entire A/C system etc. Dude was special.

[GTI_2.0T]

Don't discount Good Bye Horses either.

Don't you make op hurt his dog.

[wilm13]

Forgot to mention this dude is 30yo

Stupid kids.

[Metallitubby]

OP, you are forgetting one whole genre. Alas, grindcore to the rescue

Magrudergrind
Wormrot
Insect Warfare
Brutal Truth
Anal C*nt
Phobia
old Napalm Death
Brain Drill
Genghis Tron
Rotten Sound
Pig Destroyer
etc...

[backinthegame]

Anal C*nt sold out a long time ago. They are called AC now.

[Metallitubby]

Anal C*nt sold out a long time ago. They are called AC now.

Seth Putnam is dead, and AC is only to get the name onto playlists.

[The Ninja]

I like this idea



I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs

Ride that moped.

[Mr. Roloff]

Anal C*nt sold out a long time ago. They are called AC now.

Pretty sure its a GG Allin song. With that being said, acquire GG Allin.

[Internal Combustion]

I like this idea



I'm pretty sure she is over 380lbs

Still a little heavy, but counts as 3! Double prizes!

[backinthegame]

Seth Putnam is dead, and AC is only to get the name onto playlists.

Seriously? Didn't hear that. Google, here I come.

Pretty sure its a GG Allin song. With that being said, acquire GG Allin.

It is the name of a GG Allin song, also a band from around 1990.

[Sono Qui]

[crannky]

All of the music i posted That he likes sucks ass. So the answer is, no.

It's not like he's playing metalcore.

[Metallitubby]

It's not like he's playing metalcore.

Thank Andy. Geez that **** sucks

[Mr. Roloff]

Thank Andy. Geez that **** sucks

Is that like Tool? What is a metalcore?

[Metallitubby]

Is that like Tool? What is a metalcore?

No, it's a sub-genre of metal where it takes angry males, mixes it with what "appears" to be death metal with duelling guitar solos, and the token fists/hardcore dancing.

[crannky]

No, it's a sub-genre of metal where it takes angry males, mixes it with what "appears" to be death metal with duelling guitar solos, and the token fists/hardcore dancing.

You left out my favorite ingredient: Pop-punk, harmonized, usually half-time hooks.

[slo deno]

memorize the lyrics and hopefully youre comfortable with your manhood enough to
sing to him and look at him various times throughout each song letting him know these songs or for him.

[turbinepowered]

Broaden your musical horizons.

Looking at the kinds of music the OP has posted as playing to counter it, I'd say that "narrow music horizons" aren't the problem. And if it's the remainder of the shop against one guy, one guy needs to turn his music down so others aren't forced to listen to it.

[Cervical Bruiser]

Mariachi music... ALL DAY....

[Mr. Roloff]

No, it's a sub-genre of metal where it takes angry males, mixes it with what "appears" to be death metal with duelling guitar solos, and the token fists/hardcore dancing.

Joke fail. Hardcore dancing = ninja kicks and such during 10 second lame ass breakdowns

[ogvr6]

just play this

[crannky]

Looking at the kinds of music the OP has posted as playing to counter it, I'd say that "narrow music horizons" aren't the problem. And if it's the remainder of the shop against one guy, one guy needs to turn his music down so others aren't forced to listen to it.

Metal and rap? That is really eclectic. What was I thinking?

[Der Roboter]

Freeze a can of shaving cream, not gel the real foam/cream stuff.
Once entirely frozen, cut the bottom of the can off and put back in the freezer.
Stick it in his tool box and when it thaws the foam with expand everywhere.
For more foam add more cans