So this guy that works in the bay next to me...

[Chilledman]

Wait when did we start hosting the Vagina Monologs ?

[WakusPakus]

step 1. buy chum. yes, chum. shark bait.

step 2. put it in a drywall bucket with bleach, mixy mixy, cover with saran wrap, let it sit in a nice hot sunbath for a day.

step 3. put on a mask.

step 4. find said dudes car.

step 5. proceed to pour poopy fish grossness into windshield vents @ raintray.

step 6. wait.

step 7. wait.

step 8. wait for dude to turn on the air - it's hot.

step 9. watch dude puke all over the place.

step 10. profit.



did this to a kid who smashed my cell phone in a parking lot because him and his "gangsta" friends didn't like me.

needless to say....he never bothered me again, even though he was 3x my size.

[Gaki]

Have you tried talking to him about it?

Or is being passive aggressive the cool thing to do these days?

it's the trend up here in seattle!