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    04-25-2012 12:15 PM #36
    Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
    I feel the need to call this guy and simply congratulate him on a very, very well done ad. Anyone with me?

    Chris
    Just when I think I have seen it all, this guy comes along and delivers like UPS. BRAVO!

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    04-25-2012 12:26 PM #38
    Haha no way. That's incredible.
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    04-25-2012 12:26 PM #39
    Completely bad-ass.
    We should all pitch in $1 to buy it just for the ad's pure awesomeness.
    Anybody local to this guy?

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    04-25-2012 12:41 PM #40
    My favorite part: "There are three things I want in a guy: Tall, Dark, and drives a f***ing teal Grand Am!" - Every woman since the dawn of 1995

    This ad is pure gold hahahaha
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    04-25-2012 12:44 PM #41
    Quote Originally Posted by nismo4life View Post
    and to you sir: we now have your phone number, i will post it in every truck stop's bathroom

    j/k

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    04-25-2012 12:45 PM #42
    Quote Originally Posted by c0r3y.af View Post
    My favorite part: "There are three things I want in a guy: Tall, Dark, and drives a f***ing teal Grand Am!" - Every woman since the dawn of 1995

    This ad is pure gold hahahaha
    i used to have 89' White Grand Am, ladies loved it

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    04-25-2012 12:45 PM #43
    ...hilarity

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    04-25-2012 12:47 PM #44
    Quote Originally Posted by romanl View Post
    and to you sir: we now have your phone number, i will post it in every truck stop's bathroom

    j/k

    That's the number in the Ad. You sir do not own an iPhone I see.

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    04-25-2012 01:05 PM #45
    All I see is a blank ad?
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    04-25-2012 01:07 PM #46
    Quote Originally Posted by simple View Post
    All I see is a blank ad?
    Are you at work? Your job might block Imgur

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    04-25-2012 01:11 PM #47
    Quote Originally Posted by JacksSenseOfRejection View Post
    That's the number in the Ad. You sir do not own an iPhone I see.
    haha you're right, joke's on me.
    and i do not own an iphone
    i've had the very first iphone up untill last year *(the guy at AT&T store almost didnt believe when i came in with it to upgrade, ) because by that time eveyone was on the latest Iphone 4 or whatever was the last one that came out at that time.
    im on HTC Inspire now.
    i like bigger screen, maps are better, emails are better,
    but when iphone5 comes out if it has bigger screen ill be switching back over.

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    04-25-2012 01:13 PM #48
    Quote Originally Posted by JacksSenseOfRejection View Post
    Are you at work? Your job might block Imgur
    Yes. Lame.
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    04-25-2012 01:15 PM #49
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    04-25-2012 01:21 PM #50
    Quote Originally Posted by simple View Post
    Yes. Lame.
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    04-25-2012 01:25 PM #51
    Made my morning. Brilliant!!

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    04-25-2012 01:26 PM #52
    i called and left the guy a voice message. I told him i was not manly enough to own such an amazing automobile and that he created the best ad for a car ever.
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    04-25-2012 01:34 PM #53
    I'm fairly local (maybe 25 minutes away). But I have cut my winter snowboarding goatee... thus I am not manly enough to enter the city of Everett, where this amazing car resides.

    That teal is sweet!
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    04-25-2012 01:35 PM #54
    CLFOTD??? More like Craigslist Find of the Year...

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    04-25-2012 01:41 PM #55
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    04-25-2012 01:51 PM #56
    I always felt like a bitch driving my gf and I's 1999 Teal Grand Am GT. No more!

    (This ad might make me reconsider selling it to my sister when she moves home next month).


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    04-25-2012 02:27 PM #57
    Just saw this... GREAT.

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    04-25-2012 02:31 PM #58
    Genius ad

    My friend owned one of those in that color. I alway thought it was called "mermaid blue"
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    04-25-2012 02:34 PM #59
    Quote Originally Posted by DISI 2.3T View Post
    This is Grand.
    ....Am?

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    04-25-2012 02:35 PM #60
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    "Every previous owner has had a beard."

    I thought this requirement was great.

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    04-25-2012 02:44 PM #61
    Ad's already been flagged for removal, so hopefully this shows up:

    Last edited by Chris_V; 04-25-2012 at 04:05 PM.
    I love cars, but the problem is they are like schroedinger's hobby. They're always in a quantum superstate of being both awesome and a huge waste of time and money... until observation momentarily forces them into one state or another.

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    04-25-2012 03:04 PM #62
    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_V View Post
    Ad's already been flagged for removal, so hopefully this shows up:
    You'd better twist that much further. I could "untwist" that easily.

    Ad is epic, and I rarely use that term. I've already e-mailed it to some friends who are neither interested nor close geographically, but they'll love it!

    Edit: Your post keeps disappearing. You may need to re-host.
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    04-25-2012 03:10 PM #63
    Anyone get a screenshot before it went down?
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    04-25-2012 03:11 PM #64
    Quote Originally Posted by curvedinfinity View Post
    Anyone get a screenshot before it went down?
    The original is still there, but Chris' modified (with blurred phone number) is gone for some reason.
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    04-25-2012 03:19 PM #65
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    04-25-2012 03:33 PM #66
    If I had the need for another pile of isht car, I'd grow a beard and buy that thing.

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    04-25-2012 03:58 PM #67
    Quote Originally Posted by Air and water do mix View Post
    The original is still there, but Chris' modified (with blurred phone number) is gone for some reason.
    I should make it come back by hosting it myself... Hold on....
    I love cars, but the problem is they are like schroedinger's hobby. They're always in a quantum superstate of being both awesome and a huge waste of time and money... until observation momentarily forces them into one state or another.

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    04-25-2012 04:08 PM #68
    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_V View Post
    I should make it come back by hosting it myself... Hold on....
    Got it! It would also now be tough to get the number from it.
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    04-25-2012 05:25 PM #70
    Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
    I feel the need to call this guy and simply congratulate him on a very, very well done ad. Anyone with me?

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    Totally.

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