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    Thread: Mom gets Booted from Legoland because Tattoo

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      04-26-2012 02:44 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

      Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
      Artist: ugh not another one of those.
      Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
      Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
      Her: and shes turned on
      Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
      Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
      Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      04-26-2012 03:05 PM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      yes, i am bored by FWD driving dynamics, and anyone who doesn't drive there cars to the limits and the beyond.

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      04-26-2012 03:06 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

      Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
      Artist: ugh not another one of those.
      Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
      Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
      Her: and shes turned on
      Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
      Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
      Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this
      AWESOME!!
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      04-26-2012 03:18 PM #54
      Good. Keep the trash out. Those type of people are what nearly brought the downfall of Magic Mountain.
      Quote Originally Posted by apizzaparty View Post
      never thought once to use my lefty for the brake. sorry in my opinion it is dumb.

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      04-26-2012 03:19 PM #55
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      MOTHER OF GOD

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      04-26-2012 04:02 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      well played
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      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      04-26-2012 04:10 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      awwww DAMN


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    8. 04-26-2012 04:21 PM #58
      She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      04-26-2012 04:23 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I had to scoot to the other side of the room to see it haha

      And yeah. Shes going to have a tough time explaining to her kid why they had to leave early. On another note I would totally tap dat tinkerbelly
      A great man

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      04-26-2012 04:23 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.
      I think the whole masterbating with a lightswitch thing may circumvent the rule somehow.
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      04-26-2012 04:25 PM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by v408w View Post
      I had to scoot to the other side of the room to see it haha
      I'm thinking of submitting it to the museum of fine art. Maybe Disney or Legoland would be interested?

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      04-26-2012 04:34 PM #62
      "No more offensive than zombie Jesus or guns promoting violence," she says. "Aside from any of that, there is nothing about tattoos in their policies, just inappropriate clothing. ... I could see if it was like a gaping vag or something like that, but I don't have anything like that." (Her friend does, apparently.)
      What a classy pair.
      Quote Originally Posted by apizzaparty View Post
      never thought once to use my lefty for the brake. sorry in my opinion it is dumb.

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      04-26-2012 05:39 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.
      ...yet.
      welcome to the layer cake

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      04-26-2012 05:47 PM #64
      Why would anyone want a tattoo of that? Jeez.

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      04-26-2012 09:50 PM #65
      Needs to be captioned... "Whence you see it, you'll sh!dt (LEGO) bricks"

      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

    16. 04-26-2012 10:01 PM #66
      Tried to add her on facebook...if she asks why, I'll say to fap to her tinkerbell tat...

      PS: Garland, TX.

      Explains everything.

    17. 04-26-2012 10:35 PM #67
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      This story didn't make sense at first, but now all the pieces are coming together.

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      04-27-2012 09:11 AM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by seymore15074 View Post
      I see nothing wrong with this tattoo and everything wrong with asking her to leave. Carry on.
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      04-28-2012 03:32 PM #69
      I kinda want to see the uncensored version of that tattoo. Curiosity really.

      I'll +1 the only non-obese girl with a Tinkerbell tattoo in the world comment.

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      04-28-2012 03:36 PM #70
      Personally, I don't have any problems with someone being asked to leave because of a tattoo like that. It's private property, you don't have any sort of right to be there.
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      04-28-2012 03:38 PM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by kenny301 View Post
      I kinda want to see the uncensored version of that tattoo. Curiosity really.

      I'll +1 the only non-obese girl with a Tinkerbell tattoo in the world comment.
      If you click the link to the article and read the first paragraph I believe the word is linked in the sentence "click to see the tattoo here" or something. Uncensored version is available.

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      04-28-2012 05:21 PM #73
      And it looks like the tattoo was at kid's eye level...... Imagine being a 7 YO getting a boner at the store.

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      04-28-2012 06:06 PM #74
      I don't think tinkerbell had huge boobs like in that tattoo. She was more petite with a smaller rack.

      And lightswitch? what's the dealio with that?
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      04-28-2012 06:44 PM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by sjt1985 View Post
      And lightswitch? what's the dealio with that?
      I think it turns her on.
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      yes, i am bored by FWD driving dynamics, and anyone who doesn't drive there cars to the limits and the beyond.

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