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    Thread: Mom gets Booted from Legoland because Tattoo

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      04-26-2012 11:34 AM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      It's worth the trip to Legoland just to see the new Plantation Series kits






      Ahhh, good ol fashion racism.
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      This story didn't make sense at first, but now all the pieces are coming together.
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      04-26-2012 11:40 AM #38
      Quick! Somebody make tinkerbell ****ing a lightswitch out of Lego!

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      04-26-2012 11:43 AM #39
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      Ahhh, good ol fashion racism.
      That's agribusiness, not racism!
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      04-26-2012 11:44 AM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      That's agribusiness, not racism!
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      04-26-2012 12:09 PM #41
      from her fb also

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      04-26-2012 12:10 PM #42
      Is it less slutty because it's funny colors?
      Scotch. It's time.

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    8. 04-26-2012 01:04 PM #43
      meanwhile Mega Blok Place has free admission for whores.

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      04-26-2012 01:09 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      meanwhile Mega Blok Place has free admission for whores.
      "dammit mom! I said I wanted Legos for my Birthday, these are MegaBlocks, they are NOT the same thing. "



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      04-26-2012 01:16 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      meanwhile Mega Blok Place has free admission for whores.

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      04-26-2012 01:25 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by 337GTiAndrew View Post
      from her fb also

      Single lonely mom syndrome?

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      04-26-2012 01:26 PM #47
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      04-26-2012 01:31 PM #48
      I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

      Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
      Artist: ugh not another one of those.
      Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
      Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
      Her: and shes turned on
      Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
      Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
      Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this
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      04-26-2012 01:39 PM #49
      I see nothing wrong with this tattoo and everything wrong with asking her to leave. Carry on.

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      04-26-2012 02:40 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Not sure why you wouldn't just wear long sleeves on the day you decided to take your kids to a kid-friendly place though.
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      04-26-2012 02:44 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

      Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
      Artist: ugh not another one of those.
      Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
      Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
      Her: and shes turned on
      Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
      Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
      Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this
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      04-26-2012 03:06 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

      Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
      Artist: ugh not another one of those.
      Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
      Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
      Her: and shes turned on
      Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
      Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
      Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this
      AWESOME!!
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      04-26-2012 03:18 PM #54
      Good. Keep the trash out. Those type of people are what nearly brought the downfall of Magic Mountain.
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      never thought once to use my lefty for the brake. sorry in my opinion it is dumb.

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      04-26-2012 03:19 PM #55
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      04-26-2012 04:02 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      well played
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      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      04-26-2012 04:10 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      awwww DAMN


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    23. 04-26-2012 04:21 PM #58
      She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      04-26-2012 04:23 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I had to scoot to the other side of the room to see it haha

      And yeah. Shes going to have a tough time explaining to her kid why they had to leave early. On another note I would totally tap dat tinkerbelly
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      04-26-2012 04:23 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.
      I think the whole masterbating with a lightswitch thing may circumvent the rule somehow.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      04-26-2012 04:25 PM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by v408w View Post
      I had to scoot to the other side of the room to see it haha
      I'm thinking of submitting it to the museum of fine art. Maybe Disney or Legoland would be interested?

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      04-26-2012 04:34 PM #62
      "No more offensive than zombie Jesus or guns promoting violence," she says. "Aside from any of that, there is nothing about tattoos in their policies, just inappropriate clothing. ... I could see if it was like a gaping vag or something like that, but I don't have anything like that." (Her friend does, apparently.)
      What a classy pair.
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      never thought once to use my lefty for the brake. sorry in my opinion it is dumb.

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      04-26-2012 05:39 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.
      ...yet.
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      04-26-2012 05:47 PM #64
      Why would anyone want a tattoo of that? Jeez.

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      04-26-2012 09:50 PM #65
      Needs to be captioned... "Whence you see it, you'll sh!dt (LEGO) bricks"

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    31. 04-26-2012 10:01 PM #66
      Tried to add her on facebook...if she asks why, I'll say to fap to her tinkerbell tat...

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    32. 04-26-2012 10:35 PM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      This story didn't make sense at first, but now all the pieces are coming together.

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      04-27-2012 09:11 AM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by seymore15074 View Post
      I see nothing wrong with this tattoo and everything wrong with asking her to leave. Carry on.
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      04-28-2012 03:32 PM #69
      I kinda want to see the uncensored version of that tattoo. Curiosity really.

      I'll +1 the only non-obese girl with a Tinkerbell tattoo in the world comment.

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      04-28-2012 03:36 PM #70
      Personally, I don't have any problems with someone being asked to leave because of a tattoo like that. It's private property, you don't have any sort of right to be there.
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      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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