Mom gets Booted from Legoland because Tattoo

[Preppy]

It's worth the trip to Legoland just to see the new Plantation Series kits

Ahhh, good ol fashion racism.

[vdubjb]

This story didn't make sense at first, but now all the pieces are coming together.

:golf clap:

[Cousin Eddie]

Quick! Somebody make tinkerbell ****ing a lightswitch out of Lego!

[ATL_Av8r]

Ahhh, good ol fashion racism.

That's agribusiness, not racism!

[Cousin Eddie]

That's agribusiness, not racism!

Look at me now, look at me now
I'm gettin' Pay-per

[337GTiAndrew]

from her fb also

[Time for a GTI]

Is it less slutty because it's funny colors?

[Fahrbomb]

meanwhile Mega Blok Place has free admission for whores.

[synthsis]

meanwhile Mega Blok Place has free admission for whores.

"dammit mom! I said I wanted Legos for my Birthday, these are MegaBlocks, they are NOT the same thing. "

[Fritz27]

meanwhile Mega Blok Place has free admission for whores.

[Preppy]

from her fb also

Single lonely mom syndrome?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrio...ality_disorder

[ATL_Av8r]

meanwhile Mega Blok Place has free admission for whores.

Flexi Blocks. The blocks that MOVE!

[Notch__Johnson]

I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
Artist: ugh not another one of those.
Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
Her: and shes turned on
Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this

[seymore15074]

I see nothing wrong with this tattoo and everything wrong with asking her to leave. Carry on.

[Vamped]

Not sure why you wouldn't just wear long sleeves on the day you decided to take your kids to a kid-friendly place though.

^^

[20DYNAMITE07]

I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
Artist: ugh not another one of those.
Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
Her: and shes turned on
Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cousin Eddie]

[Mk1Racer]

I wish I could have been there on the planning of this tattoo

Her: so I have an idea, I want a Tinkerbell tattoo
Artist: ugh not another one of those.
Her: No No No listen.....so its Tinkerbell right....topless
Artist: Ok, I can get into that....*fap fap
Her: and shes turned on
Artist: keep talking *fap fap fap
Her: shes turned on by a lightswitch thats plowing her like a field
Artist: *hits meth pipe....Lets do this

AWESOME!!

[leaftye]

Good. Keep the trash out. Those type of people are what nearly brought the downfall of Magic Mountain.

[TheGreenspanator]

MOTHER OF GOD

[spdfrek]

well played

[Notch__Johnson]

awwww DAMN

It took me a second and I noticed it when I leaned back.....the nipple popped out

[crannky]

She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.

[v408w]

I had to scoot to the other side of the room to see it haha

And yeah. Shes going to have a tough time explaining to her kid why they had to leave early. On another note I would totally tap dat tinkerbelly

[Time for a GTI]

She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.

I think the whole masterbating with a lightswitch thing may circumvent the rule somehow.

[Cousin Eddie]

I had to scoot to the other side of the room to see it haha

I'm thinking of submitting it to the museum of fine art. Maybe Disney or Legoland would be interested?

[leaftye]

"No more offensive than zombie Jesus or guns promoting violence," she says. "Aside from any of that, there is nothing about tattoos in their policies, just inappropriate clothing. ... I could see if it was like a gaping vag or something like that, but I don't have anything like that." (Her friend does, apparently.)

What a classy pair.

[n0rdicalex.]

She's the only woman I've ever seen, and possibly in existence, who has a Tinkerbell tattoo and isn't grossly overweight.

...yet.

[Hurt]

Why would anyone want a tattoo of that? Jeez.

[20DYNAMITE07]

Needs to be captioned... "Whence you see it, you'll sh!dt (LEGO) bricks"

[Elbows]

Tried to add her on facebook...if she asks why, I'll say to fap to her tinkerbell tat...

PS: Garland, TX.

Explains everything.

[vdubbed81]

This story didn't make sense at first, but now all the pieces are coming together.

[Yo Teach]

I see nothing wrong with this tattoo and everything wrong with asking her to leave. Carry on.

Taste. Some have it, others don't.

[kenny301]

I kinda want to see the uncensored version of that tattoo. Curiosity really.

I'll +1 the only non-obese girl with a Tinkerbell tattoo in the world comment.

[turbinepowered]

Personally, I don't have any problems with someone being asked to leave because of a tattoo like that. It's private property, you don't have any sort of right to be there.