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    04-26-2012 09:47 AM #1
    Real life Barbie, enjoy (I think...)

    http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/lo...rself-ukra.php


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    04-26-2012 09:50 AM #2
    honest to god, I'm not attracted to that thing at all.

    That being said, I'd PIIHB just to say I did it.
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    if i got my ass kicked every time I went to a particular bar, i'd own it, and ruin anything in my path.

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    04-26-2012 09:53 AM #3
    Can you hit it? If she's truly devoted, she had her vag and her asscrack sewed up and spackled.
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    04-26-2012 09:53 AM #4
    Chernobyl's a helluva drug.
    Now go get your shinebox

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    04-26-2012 09:54 AM #5
    I wonder if it makes magenta doo doos?
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    04-26-2012 09:55 AM #6
    Creepy as hell.

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    04-26-2012 09:56 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by FlashRedGLS1.8T View Post
    Creepy as hell.

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    04-26-2012 09:57 AM #8
    EW WTF.

    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.

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    04-26-2012 09:58 AM #9
    I want her couch.


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    04-26-2012 09:59 AM #10
    I wonder if she had her nipples and vajay removed?

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    If she puts on a sailor costume, she'll be elected the next prime minister of Japan
    I'd hit it and then I'd pop its head off and put it on my bike.
    Think she looks un-canny valley odd now?
    Just wait 10 years until her metabolism changes and areas start adding weight—gonna look like one of those balloon animals.
    plus what's the deal with the dot in the middle of her head? is it from the injection moulding?
    "Smiling" is the creepiest -

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    04-26-2012 10:00 AM #11
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    Ha I didn't even read the comments.

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    04-26-2012 10:04 AM #12
    Her man


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    04-26-2012 10:06 AM #13
    Until I see a vid, it's a Realdoll.
    **** JUST GOT CHAEL

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    04-26-2012 10:07 AM #14
    would hit from the back, or with pillow over face.



    these eyes would destroy my boner. it would shrink up inside me

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    04-26-2012 10:09 AM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by chickenium View Post
    Until I see a vid, it's a Realdoll.
    Here's 11,000 more photos for evidence, ha

    http://vk.com/photos4926666

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    04-26-2012 10:11 AM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by x047x View Post
    Are they dishwasher safe? I definitely don't want to hand wash them when I'm done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
    if i got my ass kicked every time I went to a particular bar, i'd own it, and ruin anything in my path.

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    04-26-2012 10:15 AM #18
    are you guys telling me that it is real? so confusored.

    yick.

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    04-26-2012 10:15 AM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by x047x View Post
    That is ****in creepy.. Would have to hit with my eyes closed

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    04-26-2012 10:21 AM #20
    come on Barbie, let's go party.

    ahh ahh ahhhhhhh
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    04-26-2012 10:34 AM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
    come on Barbie, let's go party.

    ahh ahh ahhhhhhh
    dammit! That's in my head you ass!

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    04-26-2012 10:41 AM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
    are you guys telling me that it is real? so confusored.

    yick.
    Yeah it's real. The contacts have an outer color ring to make the iris look bigger plus a whole bag of makeup tricks.

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    04-26-2012 10:42 AM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
    dammit! That's in my head you ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    EW WTF.

    At first I was freaked out.....
    Now I am "Oh Robot Girl of the future, why can't I stop looking at you?".....still freaked out, but for different reasons.

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    04-26-2012 11:01 AM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by speaker View Post
    Yeah it's real. The contacts have an outer color ring to make the iris look bigger plus a whole bag of makeup tricks.
    THAT's what it is! The eyes are just....wrong. shudders.

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    04-26-2012 11:05 AM #29
    Creepy soulless eyes are creepy.

    Would still hit from behind.
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    04-26-2012 11:14 AM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    Creepy soulless eyes are creepy.

    Would still hit from behind.
    Would hit with eyes closed. Everything I need to see can be seen with my hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
    Are they dishwasher safe? I definitely don't want to hand wash them when I'm done.
    You have a dishwasher they would fit in?

    I would just let Consuela clean them with the rest of the dishes.

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    04-26-2012 11:16 AM #32
    i don't see the problem.

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    04-26-2012 11:18 AM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    You have a dishwasher they would fit in?

    I would just let Consuela clean them with the rest of the dishes.
    If you're handwashing, you'll need one of these

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    04-26-2012 11:42 AM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    You have a dishwasher they would fit in?
    Once I deflate them, sure.
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    Scotch. It's time.

    Quote Originally Posted by roadtripper View Post
    if i got my ass kicked every time I went to a particular bar, i'd own it, and ruin anything in my path.

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    04-26-2012 12:22 PM #35
    why would you want to look like that?

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