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      04-26-2012 07:12 PM #71
      i would slam my junk repeatedly against the blank plastic area between her legs.

    2. 04-26-2012 07:15 PM #72
      Wtf

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      04-26-2012 07:37 PM #73
      I don't see the problem... why do you guys have issues with the way this girl looks?

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      04-26-2012 07:38 PM #74
      Quote Originally Posted by dubb~stylee View Post
      i would slam my junk repeatedly against the blank plastic area between her legs.
      hahahahaha
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      04-26-2012 07:39 PM #75
      how did they make her eyes look so huge?
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      04-26-2012 09:03 PM #76
      Shes sorta cute.. in a weird kinky way?
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      04-26-2012 09:08 PM #77
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      come on Barbie, let's go party.

      ahh ahh ahhhhhhh
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      'You gotta fast car'

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      04-26-2012 09:11 PM #78
      It would be a great 30seconds for me.

    9. 04-26-2012 09:13 PM #79
      so odd

    10. 04-26-2012 09:18 PM #80
      Creepy or not, I'd smash plastic with that thing.

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      04-26-2012 11:34 PM #81
      Just went to her website and proceeded to do the ol' knuckle shuffle on my piss pump! I really like her, and she has over 10k pics and some vids too! Oh Valeria, my Realdoll fantasy come true.

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      04-26-2012 11:43 PM #82
      I wouldn't call her a minger, but one thing is certain: herp derp.

    13. 04-27-2012 01:03 AM #83
      A few pics before barbie surgery


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      04-27-2012 01:07 AM #84


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      I never understood the mindset of people who spend a boat load of cash on a car and then never drive it. Why bother?

      "Yeah, my girlfriend is super hot, but I never have sex with her because I want her to be in good condition for her next boyfriend."

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      04-27-2012 03:47 AM #85
      Talk about a bucket of cold water...

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      04-27-2012 06:42 AM #86
      Quote Originally Posted by Orzel Bialy View Post
      A few pics before barbie surgery

      So much better!

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      04-27-2012 07:26 AM #87
      I'd still hit it. A hole's a hole.
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      04-27-2012 07:27 AM #88
      Before pics were soooo much better

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      04-27-2012 08:26 AM #89
      Quote Originally Posted by Orzel Bialy View Post
      A few pics before barbie surgery
      The bewbs yes...but is the face anything more than spackle & airbrush?

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      04-27-2012 08:32 AM #90
      Quote Originally Posted by Dr.AK View Post
      I'd still hit it. A hole's a hole.
      I respectfully disagree.


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      04-27-2012 08:44 AM #91
      Quote Originally Posted by A.Wilder View Post
      how did they make her eyes look so huge?
      Contact lenses that appear to enlarge the iris. ...or eye tattooing.

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      04-27-2012 08:44 AM #92
      Quote Originally Posted by Dr.AK View Post
      I'd still hit it. A hole's a hole.
      Since when did Barbie become anatomically.correct? Also, she was beautiful before, so it's kind of a shame she did what she did. As long as she's happy. Just not sure how that much surgery ages, or if it's a lifelong maintenance commitment.

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      04-27-2012 08:47 AM #93
      Wonder what all she has had one? Bewbs are for sure...what else? Rib removal for smaller waist?

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      04-27-2012 08:52 AM #94
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Wonder what all she has had one? Bewbs are for sure...what else? Rib removal for smaller waist?
      I don't think chins like that occur in nature either.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      04-27-2012 09:01 AM #95
      Nose job?

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      04-27-2012 09:02 AM #96
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Nose job?
      Nose, yes. Also shaved her chin...had to have, look at the before and afters.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      04-27-2012 09:04 AM #97
      Don't you bastards ruin my dream.

      This will be our family, perfection!

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      04-27-2012 09:06 AM #98
      also, according to a buddy of mine stationed in Korea, eye enlargement surgery is HUGE in the asian culture. they want to look like anime. essentially, it's a lift and tuck to expose more of the eye, plus the contacts mentioned prev.

      could also be a bit of photoshop going on.

      still..



      also,

      http://www.analoghype.com/anime-hype...-looking-girl/
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      http://www.cheeby.com/dakota-rose-th...oll-40-photos/



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      04-27-2012 09:10 AM #99
      How many in this thread have actually been with a girl?


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      04-27-2012 09:11 AM #100
      Quote Originally Posted by speaker View Post
      How many in this thread have actually been with a girl?


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      04-27-2012 09:12 AM #101
      Quote Originally Posted by speaker View Post
      How many in this thread have actually been with a girl?

      Wife's pregnant. Pretty certain it's mine.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      04-27-2012 09:22 AM #102
      Quote Originally Posted by speaker View Post
      How many in this thread have actually been with a girl?

      Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Somehow that applies here... I think...

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      04-27-2012 09:27 AM #103
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      Wife's pregnant. Pretty certain it's mine.
      There's quite a few of us in here who have known ladies (in the biblical sense) and have the offspring to prove it! Everyone has their opinions on hot or not...but that girl is kinda freaky looking - not necessarily in a good way.

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      04-27-2012 09:30 AM #104
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      There's quite a few of us in here who have known ladies (in the biblical sense) and have the offspring to prove it! Everyone has their opinions on hot or not...but that girl is kinda freaky looking - not necessarily in a good way.
      Pre-barbie look -
      Barbie look - (creeps me the F out)

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      04-27-2012 09:44 AM #105
      Quote Originally Posted by speaker View Post
      How many in this thread have actually been with a girl?


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