pooping

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

My reason for starting this thread is simple. I've been told that my pooping habits are a bit odd by many people over the years.

Why? Because I ONLY poop right before I shower, and immediately take a shower if I poop again after a recent shower. I simply cannot fathom JUST wiping dry. Its gross IMO to merely smear the caca off my backside, and call it good.

I can't be the only person here who excercises 'proper' backdoor hygiene.

What says OT?

[JMTombstone]

Get a bidet and save yourself some money on your water and gas/electric (whatever you use to heat the water) bills.

[dentinger]

im only posting here because i love pooping

[butterface]

im only posting here because i love pooping

To pooping!

[92skirmishgti]

I ONLY poop right before I shower, and immediately take a shower if I poop again after a recent shower.

I'm do the exact same, time permitting.

[azn]

i poop at least twice a day! wake up, immediately poop, where it is still semi solid. then about 10-15 minutes later hits the second wave of diarrhea.

[warrenW]

My habit is to go right when I wake up, and I shower right after in the morning anyway, so I guess I do the same.
If I poop in the middle of the day I don't take another shower though.

[kanukVariant]

OP: Your username is making sense on more than one level

I'm kind of the opposite: If TP is not readily available I've been known to use snow (really), leaves, needles (spruce = not recommended, cedar = not bad), or s****num moss. Moss is surprisingly similar to a wet wipe, I suggest giving it a try in view of your hangups. I may patent a "moss dispenser" to be used in place of a TP roll holder.

kaNUK

[mavric_ac]

itt: OT hits a new low

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Get yourself a bidet and save yourself some money on your water and gas/electric (whatever you use to heat the water) bills.

Ive always wanted one. If i decide to stay in my current residence; a bidet WILL happen during bathroom remodeling

I'm do the exact same, time permitting.

Thank God im not the only guy here with a clean arse

[Señor Peligro]

While we were in diapers, not only was he dubbin, but ****tin clean, son.

[rsj0714]

This thread is conveniently stupid: Everyone poops.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

OP: Your username is making sense on more than one level

kaNUK

itt: OT hits a new low

Umadbro?

[White Jetta]

I have to shower right after pooping or I'll end up with an itchy ass. If I go sometime later on in the day I'll shower again. Nothing beats the clean feeling of shoving a bar of soap up your ass!

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

While we were in diapers, not only was he dubbin, but ****tin clean, son.

What can i say?

This thread is conveniently stupid: Everyone poops.

Try reading more than just the thread title before posting

[Lwize]

I figured OT was a locked thread or two away from being the Bodily Fluids forum.

For those who have viscosity issues with their poop, it's fitting.

Anyone eat corn just to check their regularity?

[mavric_ac]

Umadbro?

na brotatoe

just a little wtf ish lol

[DasCC]

Baby wipes provide a nice alternative to showering.


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[White Jetta]

My ass is so clean, the guys in the official homo thread would be proud!

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

na brotatoe

just a little wtf ish lol

Glad to be of service Bro Paterno

Baby wipes provide a nice alternative to showering.


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I've tried that. Better than t/p, but no comparison to a hot shower.

[JKHF]

I love pooping. I also love showering. Don't see a problem here
Unfortunately I don't have time to take a shower after a poop session. I probably would if I had the time.

[bora-brazil]

Only 2 times a week...every time is like giving birth.

[pentaxshooter]

Poops followed by a shower are seriously the way to go

[dentinger]

i only shower after pooping if 2 conditions are met:

a) it's one of those messy poops that no matter how many times you wipe, there's still poop showing up on the toilet paper

b) im at home.

[FBMphil]

im only posting here because i love pooping

+1

I ate a HUGE dinner tonight for the first time in a long ass time, and I'm already looking forward to dumping a pot of coffee down the hatch and lowering the brown periscope down in the morning

Also, a detachable shower head is the only way to go.

[hrama803]

You said Caca

[DasCC]

You said Caca

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[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

+1
a detachable shower head is the only way to go.

Was going to mention that, but didn't want to get into that much detail

That said; everytime I've moved, a detachable showerhead got installed on day 1.
^^^ This is my current setup, and im quite pleased with it. Its difficult to tell from the picture, but the main showerhead is quite large almost like a rain head, and continues to provide a nice shower even while you have the handheld part detached for rinsing the poop chute

[adrew]

I get coffee on the way into work, then poop at work.

[Roboturner913]

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one like this.

Tried the baby wipe thing, no, tried eating more fiber, didn't make any difference. These days, my wife always knows I've taken a nasty dump if she hears me go in the bathroom and the shower turns on 10 minutes later.

[Roboturner913]

Get a bidet and save yourself some money on your water and gas/electric (whatever you use to heat the water) bills.

I've considered this, but what is the water pressure like on those things? I need something with a little bit of power to get in there and break things up from time to time.

[White Jetta]

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one like this.

Tried the baby wipe thing, no, tried eating more fiber, didn't make any difference. These days, my wife always knows I've taken a nasty dump if she hears me go in the bathroom and the shower turns on 10 minutes later.

Same here with my wife. If she hears the shower she knows what's up.

[Der Schaltwerks]

My reason for starting this thread is simple. I've been told that my pooping habits are a bit odd by many people over the years.

Why? Because I ONLY poop right before I shower, and immediately take a shower if I poop again after a recent shower. I simply cannot fathom JUST wiping dry. Its gross IMO to merely smear the caca off my backside, and call it good.

I can't be the only person here who excercises 'proper' backdoor hygiene.

What says OT?

Same here.

I poop once per day and that occurs five minutes after I wake up. Since I'm pooping before the shower, there is no need to pee in the shower.

If I delay my shower until the afternoon, I'll use some wet wipes post dump.

I also use a detachable shower head.

My butt is clean 24/7 unlike the majority of Neanderthals who apparently prefer to spend most of their day with a poopy butt.

[sjt1985]

I poop once per day and that occurs five minutes after I wake up. Since I'm pooping before the shower, there is no need to pee in the shower.

Oh yeah, well I poop 5 minutes before I wake up.

Does anyone else here poop 3 times a day minimum? When you get the hankering to crap, how long do you have before you explode? A few weeks ago I was driving to work, suddenly got the urge to lay a log, and honestly didn't think I was going to make it to work (30 min commute). I considered pulling off the highway and dumping in the woods. But then when I finally got to work, the urge was gone. Where did the poop go?

[Hi-Speed]

I ONLY poop right before I shower...

That is the preferred method, not always an option.