Get a bidet and save yourself some money on your water and gas/electric (whatever you use to heat the water) bills.
My reason for starting this thread is simple. I've been told that my pooping habits are a bit odd by many people over the years.
Why? Because I ONLY poop right before I shower, and immediately take a shower if I poop again after a recent shower. I simply cannot fathom JUST wiping dry. Its gross IMO to merely smear the caca off my backside, and call it good.
I can't be the only person here who excercises 'proper' backdoor hygiene.
What says OT?
OP: Your username is making sense on more than one level
I'm kind of the opposite: If TP is not readily available I've been known to use snow (really), leaves, needles (spruce = not recommended, cedar = not bad), or s****num moss. Moss is surprisingly similar to a wet wipe, I suggest giving it a try in view of your hangups. I may patent a "moss dispenser" to be used in place of a TP roll holder.
Last edited by kanukVariant; 04-28-2012 at 11:12 PM.
That said; everytime I've moved, a detachable showerhead got installed on day 1.
^^^ This is my current setup, and im quite pleased with it. Its difficult to tell from the picture, but the main showerhead is quite large almost like a rain head, and continues to provide a nice shower even while you have the handheld part detached for rinsing the poop chute
Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one like this.
Tried the baby wipe thing, no, tried eating more fiber, didn't make any difference. These days, my wife always knows I've taken a nasty dump if she hears me go in the bathroom and the shower turns on 10 minutes later.
I poop once per day and that occurs five minutes after I wake up. Since I'm pooping before the shower, there is no need to pee in the shower.
If I delay my shower until the afternoon, I'll use some wet wipes post dump.
I also use a detachable shower head.
My butt is clean 24/7 unlike the majority of Neanderthals who apparently prefer to spend most of their day with a poopy butt.
Does anyone else here poop 3 times a day minimum? When you get the hankering to crap, how long do you have before you explode? A few weeks ago I was driving to work, suddenly got the urge to lay a log, and honestly didn't think I was going to make it to work (30 min commute). I considered pulling off the highway and dumping in the woods. But then when I finally got to work, the urge was gone. Where did the poop go?