Get a bidet and save yourself some money on your water and gas/electric (whatever you use to heat the water) bills.
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My reason for starting this thread is simple. I've been told that my pooping habits are a bit odd by many people over the years.
Why? Because I ONLY poop right before I shower, and immediately take a shower if I poop again after a recent shower. I simply cannot fathom JUST wiping dry. Its gross IMO to merely smear the caca off my backside, and call it good.
I can't be the only person here who excercises 'proper' backdoor hygiene.
What says OT?
#2
Get a bidet and save yourself some money on your water and gas/electric (whatever you use to heat the water) bills.
Last edited by JMTombstone; 04-28-2012 at 11:06 PM.
#3
im only posting here because i love pooping
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#6
i poop at least twice a day! wake up, immediately poop, where it is still semi solid. then about 10-15 minutes later hits the second wave of diarrhea.
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#7
My habit is to go right when I wake up, and I shower right after in the morning anyway, so I guess I do the same.
If I poop in the middle of the day I don't take another shower though.
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OP: Your username is making sense on more than one level
I'm kind of the opposite: If TP is not readily available I've been known to use snow (really), leaves, needles (spruce = not recommended, cedar = not bad), or s****num moss. Moss is surprisingly similar to a wet wipe, I suggest giving it a try in view of your hangups. I may patent a "moss dispenser" to be used in place of a TP roll holder.
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#9
itt: OT hits a new low
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#11
While we were in diapers, not only was he dubbin, but ****tin clean, son.
Now go get your shinebox
#12
This thread is conveniently stupid: Everyone poops.
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#14
I have to shower right after pooping or I'll end up with an itchy ass. If I go sometime later on in the day I'll shower again. Nothing beats the clean feeling of shoving a bar of soap up your ass!
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I figured OT was a locked thread or two away from being the Bodily Fluids forum.
For those who have viscosity issues with their poop, it's fitting.
Anyone eat corn just to check their regularity?
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#17
stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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#18
Baby wipes provide a nice alternative to showering.
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#19
My ass is so clean, the guys in the official homo thread would be proud!
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#21
I love pooping. I also love showering. Don't see a problem here
Unfortunately I don't have time to take a shower after a poop session. I probably would if I had the time.
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#23
Poops followed by a shower are seriously the way to go![]()
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#24
i only shower after pooping if 2 conditions are met:
a) it's one of those messy poops that no matter how many times you wipe, there's still poop showing up on the toilet paper
b) im at home.
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#28
Was going to mention that, but didn't want to get into that much detail
That said; everytime I've moved, a detachable showerhead got installed on day 1.
^^^ This is my current setup, and im quite pleased with it. Its difficult to tell from the picture, but the main showerhead is quite large almost like a rain head, and continues to provide a nice shower even while you have the handheld part detached for rinsing the poop chute![]()
#29
I get coffee on the way into work, then poop at work.![]()
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#30
Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one like this.
Tried the baby wipe thing, no, tried eating more fiber, didn't make any difference. These days, my wife always knows I've taken a nasty dump if she hears me go in the bathroom and the shower turns on 10 minutes later.
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#33
Same here.
I poop once per day and that occurs five minutes after I wake up. Since I'm pooping before the shower, there is no need to pee in the shower.
If I delay my shower until the afternoon, I'll use some wet wipes post dump.
I also use a detachable shower head.
My butt is clean 24/7 unlike the majority of Neanderthals who apparently prefer to spend most of their day with a poopy butt.
#34
Oh yeah, well I poop 5 minutes before I wake up.
Does anyone else here poop 3 times a day minimum? When you get the hankering to crap, how long do you have before you explode? A few weeks ago I was driving to work, suddenly got the urge to lay a log, and honestly didn't think I was going to make it to work (30 min commute). I considered pulling off the highway and dumping in the woods. But then when I finally got to work, the urge was gone. Where did the poop go?![]()
#35
If you can afford to screw up twice, why can't you afford to do it right the first time?