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      04-29-2012 01:25 PM #51
      To the guys suggesting shaving as a solution. No thanks; that hair hurts like heck as it comes back, and wiping still doesn't cut it for me.

      Look at it this way. Say you got poo on your face, or any other part of your body. Would you just wipe it off with a dry paper towel, or even a baby wipe? Hell no! You'd scrub with soap and water, then rinse thoroughly Amirite?

      Then why shouldn't your keister, which is in close proximity to the family jewels receive the same dignified cleaning??

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      04-29-2012 01:48 PM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by sjt1985 View Post
      I'm calling you out on this one - no way that is true. I know this because during manscaping, the instant the hair starts growing back and gets stubbly, my frictional surfaces get irritated. You would totally be itching your butt all day.

      I for serious do. I know a lot of times it's pics or ban, this time it's pics AND ban. So just trust me, it's not that bad.
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      04-29-2012 01:54 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by Internal Combustion View Post
      I for serious do. I know a lot of times it's pics or ban, this time it's pics AND ban. So just trust me, it's not that bad.
      Im sure it varies from person to person. My hair is very course; almost akin to that of a wild boar.

      Shaving my neck causes extreme irritation; let alone my tush. I tried shaving down there a few times, and it was great for the first ten hrs or so; until the stubble started to appear. After that, it was like walking around with a wire grill scraper between my cheeks

      No thanks

    4. 04-29-2012 02:11 PM #54
      Wet wipes. Best thing ever. I had no idea adults used them until my wife moved in. I like having a sparkly clean butthole.

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      04-29-2012 02:17 PM #55
      I poop way too much to even think about showering after each time.
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      04-29-2012 02:32 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      I poop way too much to even think about showering after each time.
      This.
      I'd probably take 4+ showers a day if I did that. I just keep wiping till it's all clear. Sometimes it does take a while though.

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      04-29-2012 02:35 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by Internal Combustion View Post
      Really? If you have that much trouble with "smearing the poo all over your anus" you probably need refined wiping technique, unless you're really hairy. Then, as a friend says, it's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet. My trick is to save my Gilette Fusion blades that I don't use on my face and just shave around the rim. No one ever sees it, so who cares? You go to like girl level of wiping- just one time and it's clean. I do an occasional mini-goatse in the mirror to check.

    8. 04-29-2012 03:10 PM #58
      If someone is going to get that close to your *******, I think you might want to try to have relations with the opposite sex.
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      04-29-2012 03:25 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by Roboturner913 View Post
      I've considered this, but what is the water pressure like on those things? I need something with a little bit of power to get in there and break things up from time to time.
      Lol, too much pressure and your bidet may end up being an enema.
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      04-29-2012 03:28 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by firstorbit84 View Post
      Lol, too much pressure and your bidet may end up being an enema.
      Go on...

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      04-29-2012 03:39 PM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by firstorbit84 View Post
      Lol, too much pressure and your bidet may end up being an enema.
      You say that like it's a bad thing.

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      04-29-2012 03:50 PM #62
      I shower after every poop!
      Best part of being a stay at home dad!
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      04-29-2012 03:56 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by firstorbit84 View Post
      Lol, too much pressure and your bidet may end up being an enema.
      Bidet's are not THAT high pressure. It would be akin to using a shower head.
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      04-29-2012 04:13 PM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by DedRok View Post
      If someone is going to get that close to your *******, I think you might want to try to have relations with the opposite sex.
      When a woman is giving you oral her face is mere inches away from the Hershey Highway. Having a clean undercarriage is a minimal courtesy IMO

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      04-29-2012 04:22 PM #65
      Now you guys have me scared of poop in the shower....

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      04-29-2012 05:26 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by unimogken View Post
      I shower after every poop!
      Best part of being a stay at home dad!
      I am a stay at home dad as well, I barely have time to poop much less shower after pooping. Your kids must be older.

    17. 04-29-2012 05:51 PM #67
      slight of,

      are you supposed to pretear the seat liner?
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    18. 04-29-2012 06:03 PM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by bora-brazil View Post
      Only 2 times a week...every time is like giving birth.
      You're clearly not drinking enough water. I'm serious as a heart attack on this one, trust me.

      Try drinking 64 oz daily for a few days and see if I'm not right.

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      04-29-2012 06:15 PM #69
      Quote Originally Posted by Techun View Post
      Now you guys have me scared of poop in the shower....
      Be afraid.. Be very afraid..

      Quote Originally Posted by Roboturner913 View Post
      I am a stay at home dad as well, I barely have time to poop much less shower after pooping. Your kids must be older.
      Get up earlier, and make those kids behave. I raised a little one, ran my construction business, and STILL managed to have a butt cleaner than most peoples hands

      Quote Originally Posted by Unkabart View Post
      You're clearly not drinking enough water. I'm serious as a heart attack on this one, trust me.

      Try drinking 64 oz daily for a few days and see if I'm not right.
      This.. if you're pinching serious loafs, and not going consistently, at a regular time; you need to hydrate yourself, and eat more vegetables/fiber.

      Dead serious on this one. That is not healthy buddy. Excessive toxins packed away in your colon causes kidney, and liver problems, as well as puts you at a much higher risk for cancer.

      You need to dump more breh

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      04-29-2012 06:20 PM #70
      Quote Originally Posted by JMTombstone View Post
      Get a bidet and save yourself some money on your water and gas/electric (whatever you use to heat the water) bills.
      I have a bidet in my second bed bathroom... used it twice... will NEVER use it again. I has an anal fissure and was put on stool softener, hurt like hell to wipe so I used the bidet but wasn't too keen on the knobs. A literal super soaker blast to an anal fissure =

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      04-29-2012 06:22 PM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
      I have a bidet in my second bed bathroom... used it twice... will NEVER use it again. I has an anal fissure and was put on stool softener, hurt like hell to wipe so I used the bidet but wasn't too keen on the knobs. A literal super soaker blast to an anal fissure =
      Damn... That doesn't sound like fun

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      04-29-2012 06:33 PM #72
      I had a bad hemorrhoid flare up for about a week one time. It felt like I was crapping broken glass.

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      04-29-2012 06:34 PM #73
      Quote Originally Posted by TetsuoShima View Post
      exactly, the world is never the same once you know what a goatse is

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      04-29-2012 06:40 PM #74
      Ever produce a "beached whale" turd? Very satisfying.

      It's when you crap a turd so long that it sticks out of the water.

      I'm good for about 2-4 beached whales per year.

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      04-29-2012 06:43 PM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      I had a bad hemorrhoid flare up for about a week one time. It felt like I was crapping broken glass.
      I get them for a week or three approximately every 3-4 years. Not fun

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