pooping

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

I have a bidet in my second bed bathroom... used it twice... will NEVER use it again. I has an anal fissure and was put on stool softener, hurt like hell to wipe so I used the bidet but wasn't too keen on the knobs. A literal super soaker blast to an anal fissure =

Damn... That doesn't sound like fun

[Der Schaltwerks]

I had a bad hemorrhoid flare up for about a week one time. It felt like I was crapping broken glass.

[svantevid]

exactly, the world is never the same once you know what a goatse is

[Der Schaltwerks]

Ever produce a "beached whale" turd? Very satisfying.

It's when you crap a turd so long that it sticks out of the water.

I'm good for about 2-4 beached whales per year.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

I had a bad hemorrhoid flare up for about a week one time. It felt like I was crapping broken glass.

I get them for a week or three approximately every 3-4 years. Not fun

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Ever produce a "beached whale" turd? Very satisfying.

It's when you crap a turd so long that it sticks out of the water.

I'm good for about 2-4 beached whales per year.

Ninja edit like a boss

[MotownSVT]

Ever produce a "beached whale" turd? Very satisfying.

It's when you crap a turd so long that it sticks out of the water.

I'm good for about 2-4 beached whales per year.

I'm always so proud of those... last time I did it about 3 months ago I got the wife good. I was sitting there uncoiling it and I knew I was gonna beach it so I wiped up quick and then started screaming at her that the toilet was overflowing and she needed to run in here and help me out. She comes flying down the hall while I'm standing behind the door... I just started laughing as she looked into the toilet and sees the Loch Ness Turd peeking out. she started laughing and just says, "You f**king nasty motherf**ker..." and walks away.

I was proud.

[sg207ptg]

One square is all you need...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HHJYJK20oA

[Roboturner913]

Ever produce a "beached whale" turd? Very satisfying.

It's when you crap a turd so long that it sticks out of the water.

I'm good for about 2-4 beached whales per year.

I get those every once in a while. It is very satisfying. I always feel like I need to take a nap afterwards.

[vento86]

I actually just took a poop.. It measured a 3 on the couric scale

[v408w]

I **** in the shower, and stomp it down the drain. no germs in the toilet, bath tub cleaned instantly.

[Jiffycake!]

[Hostile]

I **** in the shower, and stomp it down the drain. no germs in the toilet, bath tub cleaned instantly.

How does crapping in the shower clean your bath tub?

[Laser04]

I actually just took a poop.. It measured a 3 on the couric scale

[v408w]

How does crapping in the shower clean your bath tub?

because it has a constant flow of running water with soap going over it. and im wiping it clean with my feet

[Roboturner913]

I actually just took a poop.. It measured a 3 on the couric scale

After drinking a six pack of High Life tallboys, tiny spicy chicken and kung pao noodles for dinner last night, and leftover tiny spicy chicken and kung pao for lunch today, I am expecting the worst when it comes time to get moving.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

After drinking a six pack of High Life tallboys, tiny spicy chicken and kung pao noodles for dinner last night, and leftover tiny spicy chicken and kung pao for lunch today, I am expecting the worst when it comes time to get moving.

Couple cups of coffee will release that poision from your colon in short order

[MeineFolks'wagen]

Wow, three pages and counting..........

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Update....

I just pooped and showered again

[Laser04]

Update....

I just pooped and showered again

does your gf know about this thread? is she proud

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

does your gf know about this thread? is she proud

My girlfriend, and my wife BOTH know about this thread. I hide nothing breh

[Laser04]

My girlfriend, and my wife BOTH know about this thread. I hide nothing breh

what about your kid

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

what about your kid

My kid washes his ass after he poops; as do the aforementioned broads. My OCD hygiene is contagious

[RocknRolla]

Ever produce a "beached whale" turd? Very satisfying.

It's when you crap a turd so long that it sticks out of the water.

I'm good for about 2-4 beached whales per year.

Just as I was reading this thread on the toilet, I dropped one of these. Very satisfying.

[hrama803]

Hemorrhoids .

ew

[GTI_2.0T]

[Mk1Racer]

I am going to poop now, then I'm getting in the shower.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

I am going to poop now, then I'm getting in the shower.

[Mk1Racer]

Well that was very satisfying!

Question for you sh*t & shower folks. Do you wipe even though you're jumping right in the shower?

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Well that was very satisfying!

Question for you sh*t & shower folks. Do you wipe even though you're jumping right in the shower?

Depends if it feels like there's a significant amount of 'residue' left behind. If its caked up back there then yes. If not then no.

[Braga_Dub]

because it has a constant flow of running water with soap going over it. and im wiping it clean with my feet

[NickWVU]

Be afraid.. Be very afraid..


Get up earlier, and make those kids behave. I raised a little one, ran my construction business, and STILL managed to have a butt cleaner than most peoples hands


This.. if you're pinching serious loafs, and not going consistently, at a regular time; you need to hydrate yourself, and eat more vegetables/fiber.

Dead serious on this one. That is not healthy buddy. Excessive toxins packed away in your colon causes kidney, and liver problems, as well as puts you at a much higher risk for cancer.

You need to dump more breh

Truth. Everyone does, and I feel bad for the people who don't poop enough. My poop regimen is like clockwork, and the advent of wireless technology has made it significantly more enjoyable.

Allow me to throw two more topics of discussion into this feces forum:

Nature's platform/The poop box. Anyone prefer this style ( ) of pooping?

Also, who's scared of pooping in public places? That must be crappy.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

TAlso, who's scared of pooping in public places? That must be crappy.

Not scared of it per se', but I avoid pooping away from a shower for obvious reasons. The only times that i find myself using a public restroom to poop is if im sick; which doesn't happen more than once or twice a year MAX.

In such rare instances I've developed an elaborate routine that involves copious amounts of toilet paper, hand soap, and about 15 minutes of shear panic

[NickWVU]

Not scared of it per se', but I avoid pooping away from a shower for obvious reasons. The only times that i find myself using a public restroom to poop is if im sick; which doesn't happen more than once or twice a year MAX.

In such rare instances I've developed an elaborate routine that involves copious amounts of toilet paper, hand soap, and about 15 minutes of shear panic

I'm with you on the shower angle, and luckily my first one is in the morning, so a shower always follows. Other than that I don't feel the need to shower afterwards, but I'm big on baby wipes. Got 'em in the office, the car, and at home. You just never know.

As for public restrooms, I don't mind them at all. Aside from my work office, I see them as a chance not to be bashful with the noise factor.

Have you ever farted really loud in a public restroom and heard someone down the line start laughing? Well I have, and it's fuc**** hilarious.

CSB: Old college roommate has a public restroom pooping complex. Bad. I didn't realize how very bad it was until he had to drop a D when we were moving in. But wait, he didn't know who'd sat on the toilet seat. So it was off to walmart across town to buy and install a new seat before he could do the deed. /CSB

[Techun]

Depends if it feels like there's a significant amount of 'residue' left behind. If its caked up back there then yes. If not then no.

so you willingly put more poop in your shower than necessary? That's it, I'm out.