I had a bad hemorrhoid flare up for about a week one time. It felt like I was crapping broken glass.
I was proud.
Last edited by MotownSVT; 04-29-2012 at 07:03 PM.
Allow me to throw two more topics of discussion into this feces forum:
Nature's platform/The poop box. Anyone prefer this style ( ) of pooping?
Also, who's scared of pooping in public places? That must be crappy.
In such rare instances I've developed an elaborate routine that involves copious amounts of toilet paper, hand soap, and about 15 minutes of shear panic
As for public restrooms, I don't mind them at all. Aside from my work office, I see them as a chance not to be bashful with the noise factor.
Have you ever farted really loud in a public restroom and heard someone down the line start laughing? Well I have, and it's fuc**** hilarious.
CSB: Old college roommate has a public restroom pooping complex. Bad. I didn't realize how very bad it was until he had to drop a D when we were moving in. But wait, he didn't know who'd sat on the toilet seat. So it was off to walmart across town to buy and install a new seat before he could do the deed. /CSB