I have a beard and don't shower after a deuce as it is typically mid morning after some coffee, getting paid to do it.
If it is really messy my bath faucet it within reach as is my body wash.
Now for another question. Do you fold or crumple? I'm personally a folding man.
Originally Posted by spockcat
You after poop showerers should look into a TOTO Washlet. They're great.
I poop every day in the morning. I love getting it over with early so I don't have to worry about finding a place to poop later in the day.
i dont have a shower on my boat, in fact, for quite awhile, i didnt have a potter. so the ol boys and i would sh!t off the side into the ocean. we didnt always have tp either, so t-shirts & fish wrappers worked pretty good.
one morning, the boys surprised me by sh!tting all over the deck, which brought seagulls in for tasty feast. leaving my planks covered in bird sh!t..
those bastards.. too bad they are family, i hang each and every one of them with whale hooks...
I had to take some Percocet after hurting myself yesterday. Backed me up like crazy and I ended up ****ting the longest poop of my life. It was AT LEAST 18 inches long and real skinny like a snake. I stared at it for awhile in awe of its length and its ability to remain in once piece even though it was so thin
We were just headed back to the car when a stinky snake decided it'd like to emigrate from within my kickin' bod. I hurried over to an outhouse in the park (which, to be honest, was a pretty nice primitive toilet), sat down, and I sh*t you not I'm positive that this thing was at least two and a half feet long. I can accurately pinpoint log length vs. time of sphincter exertion, and this was like NOTHING I'd ever experienced before with regard to transit time
I take 2 dumps a day, usually. One after work, and one before bed at night. I usually take the dump, then shower, then go to bed.
This routine changes when out of town and staying at someone's house. I then take a dump once a day and it's before showering. Mainly because the time spent in the shower gives that smell time to go away...or so I think.