pooping

[Sump]

I have a beard and don't shower after a deuce as it is typically mid morning after some coffee, getting paid to do it.

[DarkSideGTI]

Ever produce a "beached whale" turd? Very satisfying.

It's when you crap a turd so long that it sticks out of the water.

I'm good for about 2-4 beached whales per year.

I like to call it making my own island. Sometimes I am so proud of them I want to plant my own little flag on them.

If it is really messy my bath faucet it within reach as is my body wash.

Now for another question. Do you fold or crumple? I'm personally a folding man.

[Mk1Racer]

Depends if it feels like there's a significant amount of 'residue' left behind. If its caked up back there then yes. If not then no.

How the heck can you tell w/o wiping? And why would you want to introduce any more poo that absolutely necessary to your shower? You are all anal (no pun intended) about your poo hygiene, yet you won't wipe before you get in the shower.

[BluMagic]

surprised that there is no trophy poo pic thread yet

[Vrucizzy]

I need to know who makes this!

[TigerinColorado]

Love it when some not-so-hygenic company comes over and the dogs immediately sniff them out as to having a less than clean back door area.



Busted!

[rsj0714]

I need to know who makes this!

Moen

Buy it for looks, buy it for life.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

I need to know who makes this!

Delta.. great buy for the price. Under $75 at home depot iirc.

[phryxis]

You after poop showerers should look into a TOTO Washlet. They're great.

http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletB100.aspx



I poop every day in the morning. I love getting it over with early so I don't have to worry about finding a place to poop later in the day.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

^^^do want

[Lucian1988]

i like taking poops at work, because I get paid to relax.

[WeenerBoy]

i dont have a shower on my boat, in fact, for quite awhile, i didnt have a potter. so the ol boys and i would sh!t off the side into the ocean. we didnt always have tp either, so t-shirts & fish wrappers worked pretty good.

one morning, the boys surprised me by sh!tting all over the deck, which brought seagulls in for tasty feast. leaving my planks covered in bird sh!t..

those bastards.. too bad they are family, i hang each and every one of them with whale hooks...

[OSD#15]

I had to take some Percocet after hurting myself yesterday. Backed me up like crazy and I ended up ****ting the longest poop of my life. It was AT LEAST 18 inches long and real skinny like a snake. I stared at it for awhile in awe of its length and its ability to remain in once piece even though it was so thin

[FBMphil]

I had to take some Percocet after hurting myself yesterday. Backed me up like crazy and I ended up ****ting the longest poop of my life. It was AT LEAST 18 inches long and real skinny like a snake. I stared at it for awhile in awe of its length and its ability to remain in once piece even though it was so thin

I took way too much free hydrocodone syrup (no acetaminophen FTW) over the course of a couple days and had no luck with poopin' before I went fishing with my pals.

We were just headed back to the car when a stinky snake decided it'd like to emigrate from within my kickin' bod. I hurried over to an outhouse in the park (which, to be honest, was a pretty nice primitive toilet), sat down, and I sh*t you not I'm positive that this thing was at least two and a half feet long. I can accurately pinpoint log length vs. time of sphincter exertion, and this was like NOTHING I'd ever experienced before with regard to transit time

[OSD#15]

I took way too much free hydrocodone syrup (no acetaminophen FTW) over the course of a couple days and had no luck with poopin' before I went fishing with my pals.

We were just headed back to the car when a stinky snake decided it'd like to emigrate from within my kickin' bod. I hurried over to an outhouse in the park (which, to be honest, was a pretty nice primitive toilet), sat down, and I sh*t you not I'm positive that this thing was at least two and a half feet long. I can accurately pinpoint log length vs. time of sphincter exertion, and this was like NOTHING I'd ever experienced before with regard to transit time

This ****ing thing just kept coming out. I had no idea when it was gonna stop. Usually the monster logs break up during reentry like a tileless space shuttle but this time I felt like a friggin snake charmer.

[rsj0714]

Going to go poo without a shower.

I know how to wipe properly.

[vento86]

So I've been sik to my stomach for the past 4 days.. And I've come to the conclusion: don't eat messican food for a week straight. I feel sorry for my toilet

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Going to go poo without a shower.

I know how to wipe properly.

Right.. but at the end of the day you're still *smearing* poop off your tush, and calling it clean.

[TigerinColorado]

Right.. but at the end of the day you're still *smearing* poop off your tush, and calling it clean.

^

Used to have this theory: A person's car is probably a good indicator of their hygiene.


Nasty car? Probably haz nasty butt!

[Sump]

^

Used to have this theory: A person's car is probably a good indicator of their hygiene.


Nasty car? Probably haz nasty butt!

My car is spotless, especially inside, but I also don't see the need for a full shower after performing normal bodily functions.

I feel bad for some of you that live life in some sort of OCD clean freak fear.

[0302]

I feel bad for some of you that live life in some sort of OCD clean freak fear.

This.

I take 2 dumps a day, usually. One after work, and one before bed at night. I usually take the dump, then shower, then go to bed.

This routine changes when out of town and staying at someone's house. I then take a dump once a day and it's before showering. Mainly because the time spent in the shower gives that smell time to go away...or so I think.

[rsj0714]

i dont have a shower on my boat, in fact, for quite awhile, i didnt have a potter. so the ol boys and i would sh!t off the side into the ocean. we didnt always have tp either, so t-shirts & fish wrappers worked pretty good.

one morning, the boys surprised me by sh!tting all over the deck, which brought seagulls in for tasty feast. leaving my planks covered in bird sh!t..

those bastards.. too bad they are family, i hang each and every one of them with whale hooks...

Oh my God how did I miss this.

[Der Schaltwerks]

My car is a mess, but my butt hole is always fresh!

Keeping a clean butt is not OCD. It's called good hygiene.

[BluMagic]

Dip the paper in the bowl, urine is sterile amirite

[Der Schaltwerks]

Dip the paper in the bowl, urine is sterile amirite

Very creative!

[GordonBombay]

half of my vortexing is done whilst ****ting.

[Sump]

Keeping a clean butt is not OCD. It's called good hygiene.

There's a difference between keeping it clean and taking a full shower after every dump.

[Hostile]

My car is a mess, but my butt hole is always fresh!

Keeping a clean butt is not OCD. It's called good hygiene.

Washing your hands after you take a dump is considered "good hygiene".

Taking a shower every time you take a crap is considered obsessive compulsive behavior.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Washing your hands after you take a dump is considered "good hygiene".

Taking a shower every time you take a crap is considered obsessive compulsive behavior.

Blanket statements are awesome!

I take one dump per day followed by a shower. This isn't OCD.

Therefore, you are wrong and you probably crap way too much too.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Washing your hands after you take a dump is considered "good hygiene".

Taking a shower every time you take a crap is considered obsessive compulsive behavior.

Do you believe that people who regularly floss their teeth have OCD as well; simply because most people don't floss?

[972SLOW]

thread is worthless without trophy turd pictures

[Sump]

Do you believe that people who regularly floss their teeth have OCD as well; simply because most people don't floss?

Poor analogy.

Flossing promotes better gum health & proven to improve mood. Showering after every **** is just people being paranoid.

[B3passatBMX]

I do my business soon as I get to work. Why not get paid for it?

[BluMagic]

[Robin]

Depends if it feels like there's a significant amount of 'residue' left behind. If its caked up back there then yes. If not then no.