pooping

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

thread is worthless without trophy turd pictures

whats up duder?

Poor analogy.

Flossing promotes better gum health & proven to improve mood. Showering after every **** is just people being paranoid.

Id say its pretty easy to argue that having a clean âss is good for your health as well. Fecal coloform contains e-coli, and all sorts of other nasty things.

I do my business soon as I get to work. Why not get paid for it?

I really can't argue with your logic

[arethirdytwo]

Dont wanna read thread. Baby wipes. End.

[dodger21]

OP: Your username is making sense on more than one level

I'm kind of the opposite: If TP is not readily available I've been known to use snow (really), leaves, needles (spruce = not recommended, cedar = not bad), or s****num moss. Moss is surprisingly similar to a wet wipe, I suggest giving it a try in view of your hangups. I may patent a "moss dispenser" to be used in place of a TP roll holder.

kaNUK

Burdock leaves are very surprisingly soft. Almost like 4 ply TP...

[ZG86]

next on my list of dumb **** to buy..

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

next on my list of dumb **** to buy..

Do want..

[vento86]

Is that in pounds or curicks?


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[Sump]

Id say its pretty easy to argue that having a clean âss is good for your health as well. Fecal coloform contains e-coli, and all sorts of other nasty things.

Yes those are issues if you don't wipe at all, but I don't know of anyone that doesn't wipe.

The point was your premise is highly anal retentive and unnecessary. No pun intended.

[White Jetta]

Is that in pounds or curicks?


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Hopefully in stones.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Yes those are issues if you don't wipe at all, but I don't know of anyone that doesn't wipe.

The point was your premise is highly anal retentive and unnecessary. No pun intended.

Whatever you say buddy. All I know is ladies have always complimented me on how clean I am down there. Betcha I've gotten a lot more head than some of you nasty ass dudes

[Laser04]

Whatever you say buddy. All I know is ladies have always complimented me on how clean I am down there. Betcha I've gotten a lot more head than some of you nasty ass dudes

Jeff are you the type of guy who sprays cologne on his junk before he hits the bar? I'm guessing yes.

[hrama803]

Jeff are you the type of guy who sprays cologne on his junk before he hits the bar? I'm guessing yes.

[firstorbit84]

next on my list of dumb **** to buy..

Lol, what you really want is a before and after reading

Anyone seen those Japanese toilets that have a warm water bidet and blow dryer built in?
www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletC110.aspx

OP, I think you'll save yourself a lot of time and money on water bills if you get one of those

[Sump]

Whatever you say buddy. All I know is ladies have always complimented me on how clean I am down there. Betcha I've gotten a lot more head than some of you nasty ass dudes

My wife starred in 2 girls 1 cup. She's biased.

[vento86]

My wife starred in 2 girls 1 cup. She's biased.

I've masturbated to that video soo many times.. You sir, have a quality woman!


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[StayGold11]

I dont even know why I clicked on this thread, I definitely didn't read thru 5 pages of sh!t (pun) but has anybody suggested using diaper wipes to dubbinsinceyouwerentusingdiaperwipes?
it seems way more logical than taking another effing shower just to rewash your arse, and they come in lovely scents of lavender & coco butter, lol

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

Jeff are you the type of guy who sprays cologne on his junk before he hits the bar? I'm guessing yes.

Andy.. How did you know?

Why isnt there a middle finger emoticon?

Lol, what you really want is a before and after reading

Anyone seen those Japanese toilets that have a warm water bidet and blow dryer built in?
www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletC110.aspx

OP, I think you'll save yourself a lot of time and money on water bills if you get one of those

Im gonna look into that. Dead srs.

My wife starred in 2 girls 1 cup. She's biased.

TMI

I've masturbated to that video soo many times.. You sir, have a quality woman!


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Nice

[20DYNAMITE07]

I poop entirely too many times a day to shower each and every time afterwards. That said, I always start my day with grump and then a shower. Sometimes, the timing would work better if I were to shower first, and my wife would be like "Just go ahead and shower, then deuce." and every time I remind her that I do this for her health and happiness.

She may counter with "why? you're not getting any today..." to which I say "you don't know that for sure." Which usually results in kick to the gnewts, but that's for a different thread...

[Sump]

I've masturbated to that video soo many times.. You sir, have a quality woman!


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She's a keeper fasho.

[972SLOW]

Jeff are you the type of guy who sprays cologne on his junk before he hits the bar? I'm guessing yes.

started my morning well with a good laugh, i would imagine it would burn a little spraying down there as it burns just applying elsewhere which could be no good. Wouldnt shock me if he did though since he showers after every time he meets mr hankey

whats up duder?

ey budddddyyyyyy white castle and beer, stat, make it happen. I thought of this thread this morning, only because i shat after my shower today

While showering today though as i let out a nice healthy dose of ass gas i wondered, has anyone here **** themselves in the shower? I almost did by accident and i was afraid it was gona spray everywhere

[StayGold11]

Whatever you say buddy. All I know is ladies have always complimented me on how clean I am down there. Betcha I've gotten a lot more head than some of you nasty ass dudes

so why did you make this thread? so you could brag about how sweet smelling your a$$hole is
I don't know about other ladies, but I've never sniffed a dudes corn hole to be able to judge one way or another, let alone compliment his clean smelling a$$. this thread is stupid.

[20DYNAMITE07]

so why did you make this thread? so you could brag about how sweet smelling your a$$hole is
I don't know about other ladies, but I've never sniffed a dudes corn hole to be able to judge one way or another, let alone compliment his clean smelling a$$. this thread is stupid.

I think it's more of a prophylactic step... People generally don't care if their exes remember them as the guy with the sweet smelling crack... but God forbid they remember you as the guy with the mud-butt.

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

so why did you make this thread? so you could brag about how sweet smelling your a$$hole is
I don't know about other ladies, but I've never sniffed a dudes corn hole to be able to judge one way or another, let alone compliment his clean smelling a$$. this thread is stupid.

Umadbro? I notice that you can't help yourself posting in it tho
I made this thread fer laffz. Srs bznz Vortex is not.

[972SLOW]

corn.

I try to leave that, incase someone needs a snack while going down

[firstorbit84]

I dont even know why I clicked on this thread, I definitely didn't read thru 5 pages of sh!t (pun) but has anybody suggested using diaper wipes to dubbinsinceyouwerentusingdiaperwipes?
it seems way more logical than taking another effing shower just to rewash your arse, and they come in lovely scents of lavender & coco butter, lol

Yes, its been suggested like 8 times. Not good enough for OP. Works fine for me... Read the damn thread.

[hrama803]

That sounds painful

[Egilbe]

That sounds painful

Ya gotta post a link so it all ties together, neatly

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...3489-Chlamydia

and the irony is he showers after a dump and won't wear a condom

[972SLOW]

Ya gotta post a link so it all ties together, neatly

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...3489-Chlamydia

and the irony is he showers after a dump and won't wear a condom

condoms are over rated and played out everyones got them and nobody uses them anymore. Its like pogs from the 90s

[StayGold11]

Yes, its been suggested like 8 times. Not good enough for OP. Works fine for me... Read the damn thread.

ummm, no. I'm not reading thru 5 pages of sh!t
maybe you didn't read my post
and stop telling me what to do or I will hunt you down and kill you.

[firstorbit84]

ummm, no. I'm not reading thru 5 pages of sh!t
maybe you didn't read my post

Oh, I get it. You were being "punny" :p

[Egilbe]

ummm, no. I'm not reading thru 5 pages of sh!t
maybe you didn't read my post
and stop telling me what to do or I will hunt you down and kill you.

now I'm going to have to watch "Taken" again

[Mk1 fa'days]

Wow what a great thread...haha...Never poop after showering it's taboo, and always keep a gameboy near so you can take your time.

[OSD#15]

Wow what a great thread...haha...Never poop after showering it's taboo, and always keep a gameboy near so you can take your time.

What is this, 1992? We live in the age of the CrapTop son, get with the program!

[dubinsincuwereindiapers]

ummm, no. I'm not reading thru 5 pages of sh!t
maybe you didn't read my post
and stop telling me what to do or I will hunt you down and kill you.

Shesmad

[Der Schaltwerks]

I just got done mowing the lawn, so I checked my bunghole for freshness.

Still Fresh !!!

[Mk1 fa'days]

What is this, 1992? We live in the age of the CrapTop son, get with the program!

Yes i know this, but Donkey Kong cannot be surpassed

O...It's a gameboy color